The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, May 25, 2012 18 latelaughs Conan: Conan O'Brien In a new interview, Vice-President Joe Biden said the sitcom "Will & Grace" made America more comfortable with gay people. Biden also said the sitcom character Urkel made America more comfortable with President Obama. President Obama says his campaign for a second term is still about hope and change. The president's exact words were, "I hope I won't have to change my address." France has a new president who lives with a woman that he is not married to. Their relationship is described as "French." The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth at $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook. France has a new president. He is Socialist Francois Hollande. He defeated Conservative French President Sarkozy in a presidential runoff yesterday. Of course, Nicolas Sarkozy handed over power in the traditional French manner. He surrendered. York to L.A. for only $50. Apparently, they mistook her for a piece of luggage. Some good news for that New Jersey tanning mom. Over the weekend at Newark's airport, she bought a ticket from New Remember those American hikers that were detained and accused of spying in Iran? Well, two of them got married. They're now on their honeymoon, hiking the beautiful mountains of North Korea. Live: Jimmy Kimmel Rick Santorum finally endorsed his former rival for president. This is the fun part where people who say bad things about each other suddenly pretend they're on the same team. It's like a "Jersey Shore" special. "The Avengers" made an unbelievable amount of money this weekend -- $207 million, the biggest opening for a movie ever. If you add in the money made overseas last week, that makes $655 million in 12 days. Finally, we have proof of what I've always suspected: we are surrounded by nerds. The Late Show: David Letterman Anybody watch the Kentucky Derby? Once again, it was won by a guy from Kenya. The horse that I bet on was so slow that instead of a victory party, we had to form a search party. Lindsay Lohan was in New York having dinner with Woody Allen. Nice going, eHarmony.com! After lunch, Woody reported that his glasses were missing. Late Night: Jimmy Fallon In the last year, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's approval rating has gone up 12 points. That's impressive. Usually, the only time he picks up a dozen is when he goes to Krispy Kreme. A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes, nobody knows what to believe!