The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, January 14, 2011 12 latelaughs Conan: Conan O’Brien Costco announced that they will no longer sell Apple products in their stores. Apparently, nobody wants a 124-pack of iPads. The roof of the Metrodome, where the Minnesota Vikings play, collapsed. So I guess even God wants Brett Favre to retire. Ukraine announced plans to open the site of its nuclear meltdown, Chernobyl, to tourists. They say that going to Chernobyl is just like Disneyland, except the six- foot mouse is real. Anderson Cooper announced that the name of his new talk show is “Anderson.” I think I speak for everyone here on the staff of “Conan” when I say: What an ego on that guy! Time magazine is now ranking the best tweets of the year. According to Time, the best tweet for 2010 was written by John McCain. Experts say it’s even more impressive because McCain thought he was opening his garage door. After a long and illustrious career, this is Larry King’s final week of shows. He’s been at this a long time, what, 25 years? When asked about it, Larry said the call-in portion of his show really took off after they invented the telephone. The Tonight Show: Jay Leno It looks like unemployment is up. Especially if you’re the guy who designed that inflatable dome where the Vikings play. Can you believe all those numbers across the country? Five in Iowa, 13 in Wisconsin, 22 in Washington ... and that’s just President Obama’s approval ratings! Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. They said he’s single-handedly changed the way we waste time at work. The Late Show: David Letterman They say the Golden Globes predict the Academy Awards and I think that’s true: long and boring! Cliff Lee turned down a $200-million offer from the Yankees to go play for A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 ANGEL HEART BACKDRAFT CAPE FEAR CASINO CITY HALL COP LAND CORLEONE DEER HUNTER DICK TRACY DOG DAY AFTERNOON DONNIE BRASCO GOODFELLAS HEAT INSOMNIA LINES Green Earth 2 x 2.5 MICHAEL MOVIE OSCARS RAGING BULL ROLE RONIN SCARFACE SCENT OF A WOMAN SEA OF LOVE SERPICO SET STARDUST STONE TAXI DRIVER YOUNG VITO the Phillies. The day money can’t buy a player for the Yankees is a sad day for America. There’s no $200-million deal for Cliff Lee ... so I’m still the most overpaid disappointment in New York. Live: Jimmy Kimmel Miley Cyrus was videotaped smoking out of a bong. A lot of people are upset, but she only had one hit -- just like her dad. She was smoking salvia, which can cause hallucinations such as thinking the girl videotaping you is your friend. tvsearch Pacino and De Niro A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject.