The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, December 17, 2010 12 latelaughs Conan: Conan O’Brien Today is Cyber Monday, the big online shopping day. It will be followed by Identity Theft Tuesday. In a recent interview, Sarah Palin said we have to stand with “our North Korean allies.” When told that North Korea is not our ally, Palin said, “Sorry, I meant East Korean allies.” WikiLeaks released more than 250,000 secret documents, some of which refer to computer passwords for world leaders. The most shocking revelation: Kofi Annan’s password is BieberFan9. Time Warner Cable is testing a premium service which sets a specific time for the cable installer to arrive. The two times available are winter and spring. Starbucks is reportedly making plans to begin selling beer and wine at their coffee shops. Apparently, Starbucks is having trouble finding sober people willing to pay nine bucks for a cup of coffee. The Tonight Show: Jay Leno There’s a Nerf automatic dart gun that fires 60 darts in 20 seconds. Our kids are so fat now that it takes 60 darts to take them down! It’s my 30th wedding anniversary. I had a big surprise set up for my wife, but she found out about it on WikiLeaks. WikiLeaks has released thousands of classified documents that could be detrimental to the United States. Usually when something this embarrassing about the United States is revealed, it’s because Joe Biden said it. Federal workers have had ADELIE PENGUIN AMUNDSEN ANTARCTICA ARCTIC CIRCLE BERG CARIBOU COLD A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 CONSERVATION FLOES GLACIER ICE IGLOO MIDNIGHT SUN NORTHERN LIGHTS OZONE PERMAFROST POLAR BEAR REMOTE Green Earth 2 x 2.5 RESEARCH STATION SEAL SHACKLETON SKI-DOO SLED DOG SNOWSHOES SOLSTICE TUNDRA VINSON MASSIF WINDY WOLF From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s theme. their pay frozen for two years. The worst part is that the workers found out on WikiLeaks. President Obama announced a two-year pay freeze for all federal employees. This means the next time the TSA agent is reaching into your pockets, he’s looking for spare change. A man was arrested on Black Friday at a Walmart in Palm Beach, Fla., carrying a gun, two knives and a grenade. Residents of Palm Beach were stunned and said, “We have a Walmart here?” Live: Jimmy Kimmel President Obama took an elbow to the face and had to get 12 stitches. He was in line at Best Buy trying to get a $49 Blu- ray player. Black Friday is getting crazier every year. On Thanksgiving Thursday, we give thanks for the truly meaningful things. And then on Friday, we go out and stab each other to save $6.99 on a Nintendo DS. tvsearch North and South Poles s n A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” n L o i f ! s e . i I s O r A o c e c w t a i . e i t