The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, November 5, 2010 12 latelaughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno The rescued Chilean miners were sent to the hospital for observation, except for the one with the wife and the mistress — he went straight into the witness protection program. Vice-President Joe Biden told The New York Times that President Obama has asked him to run again in 2012. The bad news? Nobody is asking Obama yet. A New York City artist kept a McDonald’s Happy Meal on her kitchen table, untouched, for six months. It did not decompose at all. It looks exactly the same! In fact, the toy actually decomposed quicker than the hamburger. Here in California, Nancy Pelosi’s Republican opponent, John Dennis, has a new ad in which he depicts her as the Wicked Witch of the West. Pelosi is very angry and the Wicked Witch is even angrier. People are making a big deal about President Obama walking around without a wedding ring. He is so ringless, people are mistaking him for LeBron James. A drunk pilot was arrested minutes before takeoff on a flight from Amsterdam to Newark, N.J. This time it was with Delta. See? Never trust an airline named after a fraternity. The pilot today said he was considering going to AA — American Airlines. A doctor in New York City claims to have perfected a method for erasing memories. Ironically, he can’t recall what it is! Mike Tyson said in an interview that his biggest regret was not smoking weed with Tupac Shakur. You know you have issues ARCHER ARMOR CANNON CANTERBURY TALES CASTLES COG A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 CROSSBOW FALCHION FAMINE FEAST FEUDALISM FIEF FLYING BUTTRESS GOTHIC GUILDS HORSE JOAN OF ARC JOUST KNIGHT MAIL Green Earth 2 x 2.5 MASON MINSTREL MONK NOBLE POTAGE SCRIBE SPICE SQUIRE STAINED GLASS THE BLACK DEATH THE CRUSADES TOURNEY TRADE WATCHTOWER when your biggest regrets aren’t your felony convictions but the misdemeanours you failed to commit. The Late Show: David Letterman Some cruise line is going to recreate the voyage of the Titanic.What could possibly go wrong? Red onions are supposed to be good for lowering cholesterol. They say that if you eat one red onion a day, you’ll live alone ... but you’ll live longer! Forbes magazine has their list of the world’s most powerful women. No. 16 on the list is Sarah Palin. No. 15? Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. Live: Jimmy Kimmel Bill O’Reilly appeared on “The View” and Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg stormed off the stage. You would think people named Joy and Whoopi would be more cheerful and happy! Hopefully, Brett Favre won’t be suspended ... it would break his streak of retirements. tvsearch Medieval s n A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” From the list below, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject. n L o i f ! s e i w I o s O r A c e c a i . t . e i t