The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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SATURDAY'S SOLUTION FRIDAY'S SOLUTION 12 • April 16 - 22, 2023 • Brainerd Dispatch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Today [Mar. 20] Chinese President Xi Jinping traveled to Russia to meet with Vladimir Putin. Putin was just happy to get out of his bunker, while Xi was like, "Worst spring break ever." Yep, Putin and Xi were together for over four hours, waiting for the other one to sip their drink first. Google just released their own artificial intelligence chatbot called Bard. ... But people have noticed that Bard makes a lot of mistakes and is less accurate than ChatGPT. So we decided to test them out by asking them both the same questions. For instance, if you ask, "What do humans need to survive?" ChatGPT said, "Food, water and shelter." While, Bard said, "Fuego Chili-Lime Takis." Today [Mar. 23], for the first time since taking office, President Biden visited Canada. Biden's excited to be there, because, with the exchange rate, his approval rating goes from 42 to 57. ... Yep, Biden will stay in Canada overnight. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris is thinking, "Oh, good, he gets to visit the fun border." The Late Late Show With James Corden According to the study, marriage increases lifespan even if you end up getting divorced. So, like a lot of people in L.A., if you get remarried like four or five times, you're practically immortal. The bank JPMorgan Chase had an unpleasant surprise. Recently, they found out that the $1.3 million worth of precious metal that they were storing in a secure warehouse was actually just bags filled with rocks. Yeah, more encouraging news from the banking sector. 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