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12 • July 3 - 9, 2022 • Brainerd Dispatch stand up to the gun lobby. When we will?! That's like your landlord saying, "Ew, you gotta do something about these mice!" A romance novelist in Oregon who wrote a blog post titled "How to Murder Your Husband" was convicted yesterday of killing her husband — in case you're wondering how far you have to go to get someone to read a blog post. The House select committee investigating the Capitol attack will hold its first public hearing on Thursday, so we can all finally get to the bottom of that thing the entire country watched on live TV in real time ... Elizabeth's Platinum Jubilee .... The queen, I think, has had enough of these jubilees, because she did not appear in person. Instead, she appeared via hologram .... The crowd sang "God Save the Queen" as the holograndma passed by. At this point, God must be like, "Enough already with the song – I'm doing it! She's 96! Do you not see me saving the queen?!" Late Night With Seth Meyers President Biden spoke from the White House on Tuesday [May 24] and asked when the country will be ready to Californians played Wordle yesterday than voted. I can't imagine not voting. Voting is fun. It's like taking a Scantron test you can't fail. Most of the focus here in L.A. was on the race for mayor, but there was a lesser-known candidate I noticed on the ballot, named Randy Fudge, who was running for judge. Superior Court Judge ... Fudge .... His website says he has more than 27 years of experience in criminal, civil and administrative law. Unfortunately, none of that matters because the address of that website is FudgeForJudge.com. In London over the weekend [June 4 and 5], they had a big to-do for Queen makes a payphone, you just have to pay $1,200 for it. In the United Kingdom, the four-day celebration surrounding the Queen's Platinum Jubilee culminated last night [June 5] with 22,000 people attending a concert in front of Buckingham Palace. It was called the Party at the Palace, but we'll call it Queenchella. Jimmy Kimmel Live! You know yesterday [June 7], here in California, was Primary Election Day. Also known as "There Was an Election Today?" Day. Turnout was low. More beaches will be open for the summer. New York City beaches are the same as other beaches except, instead of whistles, lifeguards just yell, "Oh!" The Late Late Show With James Corden This evening [May 24], President Biden returned to the White House after his five-day trip to Asia .... Biden flew from Japan to Alaska to Washington, D.C., which is also how Spirit Airlines takes you from Boston to Washington, D.C. Yesterday [May 23] officials in New York held a ceremony to remove the last public payphone in New York City .... I mean, technically Apple Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. 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A romance novelist in Oregon who wrote a blog post titled "How to Murder Your Husband" was convicted yesterday of killing her husband — in case you're wondering how far you have to go to get someone to read a blog post. The House select committee investigating the Capitol attack will hold Elizabeth's Platinum Jubilee .... The queen, I think, has had enough of these jubilees, because she did not appear in person. Instead, she appeared via hologram .... The crowd sang "God Save the Queen" as the holograndma passed by. At this point, God must be like, "Enough already with the song – I'm doing it! She's 96! Do you not see me saving the queen?!" Late Night With Seth Meyers President Biden spoke from the White House on Tuesday [May 24] and asked when the country will be ready to Californians played Wordle yesterday than voted. I can't imagine not voting. Voting is fun. It's like taking a Scantron test you can't fail. Most of the focus here in L.A. was on the race for mayor, but there was a lesser-known candidate I noticed on the ballot, named Randy Fudge, who was running for judge. Superior Court Judge ... Fudge .... His website says he has more than 27 years of experience in criminal, civil and administrative law. Unfortunately, none of that matters because the address makes a payphone, you just have to pay $1,200 for it. In the United Kingdom, the four-day celebration surrounding the Queen's Platinum Jubilee culminated last night [June 5] with 22,000 people attending a concert in front of Buckingham Palace. It was called the Party at the Palace, but we'll call it Queenchella. Jimmy Kimmel Live! You know yesterday [June 7], here in California, was Primary Election Day. Also known as "There Was an Election Today?" Day. Turnout was low. More beaches will be open for the summer. New York City beaches are the same as other beaches except, instead of whistles, lifeguards just yell, "Oh!" The Late Late Show With James Corden This evening [May 24], President Biden returned to the White House after his five-day trip to Asia .... Biden flew from Japan to Alaska to Washington, D.C., which is also how Spirit Airlines takes you from Boston to Washington, D.C. Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below The Late Show with Stephen Colbert The fact that Monkypox can be transmitted through aerosols makes it "similar to the coronavirus." No, no, no — I can't go back to Lysol-ing all my monkeys! Understandably, people are sick of paying higher in a phenomenon called "Shrinkflation." In their defense, corporations say the water's just very cold. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon A new poll found that Trader Joe's is the most reputable brand in the country. Yup, at Trader Joe's you know Late Laughs