The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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1 latelaughs Conan: Conan O'Brien The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, December 7, 2012 According to a new study, humans may be gradually losing their intelligence. The study was conducted by watching four minutes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." For the holidays, the makers of Pringles are coming out with a white chocolate and peppermint-flavored potato chip. In a related story, Pfizer is coming out with cinnamon-flavored insulin, so it's still going to balance itself out! Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jimmy Kimmel A new report has found that the average number of text messages that cellphone customers in the U.S. send has dropped from 700 a month on average to 675 a month. Maybe texting is down because a lot of the people who text and drive are now dead! It makes sense when you think about it. Because 20 years ago, everyone sent letters, maybe a few pages long. Then we started sending emails and the notes got shorter. After a while, that seemed like too long so we moved to texting and now we're just taking the next logical step: now we send nothing. We finally realized we don't have anything to say to each other! The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson Drew Barrymore reportedly started smoking when she was five years old. In the original script for "E.T." she lured E.T. into her home with a pack of menthols. Happy birthday to His Royal Highness, Prince Charles. He turns 64 today. Prince Charles is spending his birthday in New Zealand. It's part of his "Places We Used to Own" tour. To keep this in perspective, the U.S. pays almost a billion dollars to support the First Family. Granted, most of that money just goes to making fake birth certificates ... Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Facebook and the Department of Labor have teamed up for a new app that displays job openings. It'll be weird when people find a job because of Facebook, then get fired from that job for using Facebook, then use Facebook to find another job. It's the circle of life! "People" magazine announced that Channing Tatum is 2012's "Sexiest Man Alive" -while Florida will announce their results some time next week. A new study found that eating healthier food can improve your memory. Unfortunately, the first thing you remember is how much better unhealthy food tastes. Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update With Seth Meyers David Petraeus and his alleged mistress Paula Broadwell reportedly used a trick popular with terrorist by leaving untraceable messages for each other in the draft folder of a shared email account. And in another trick borrowed from terrorists, it blew up in their faces. "People" has named Channing Tatum as this year's Sexiest Man Alive. For more on this story, give your aunt wine. Victoria's Secret this week apologized to the Native American community for featuring a model in a recent fashion show wearing a feather headdress and buckskin bikini. Said one Native American: "Yes, that is the worst thing that's ever happened to us ... " Kentucky police arrested a woman after she had pictures developed showing her two children holding marijuana and apparently trying to smoke a joint. Kentucky: where people still get pictures developed.