The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, April 27, 2012 18 latelaughs Conan: Conan O'Brien In a new interview that she just gave, Ann Romney said her husband Mitt is mischievous. For example, she says his favorite prank is to ring the doorbell, run away, then buy the house. Newt Gingrich says he still has a chance. He said people walk up to him all the time and beg him to stay in the presidential race. It's a group of people known as Democrats. The media are reporting that American universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies. They say everyone should be on the lookout for any student who is paying attention and taking notes. According to a new study that just came out, 23-year-old women wear the shortest skirts. The study was conducted by a scientist who's had it with trying to cure cancer. Today's the opening day for the Dodgers. There was an awkward moment during new owner Magic Johnson's pep talk when he told the players to get out there and beat the Celtics. In Maryland, three teachers came forward to claim the Mega Millions lottery prize. They all said they would remain at their jobs. They want to keep teaching kids that if you work hard and study, it won't mean crap unless you win the lottery. The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Today was the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, or as Republicans call it, President Obama's Socialist Egg Redistribution. Mitt Romney had an Easter egg hunt as well. He does it a little differently: he hides money offshore, then the kids hunt for the nest egg. They go to the Caymans, they go to Switzerland ... The Late Show: David Letterman The Masters, the first major golf tournament of the year and probably the most prestigious, came down to a playoff. At one point, a guy scored a double-eagle. The only thing more rare at the Augusta golf club is a female member. A hundred years ago, the Titanic sank. It was supposed to be unsinkable. If they were going to make that same cruise again today, thanks to global warming they wouldn't have to worry about icebergs! Live: Jimmy Kimmel Facebook is buying the photo-sharing service Instagram for a billion dollars. Instagram is an app that makes your photographs look like vintage Polaroids. Meanwhile, Tom from MySpace just announced he's selling his mom's Polaroid camera on eBay for $5. Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Joe Biden launched a new Twitter account to give supporters updates from the campaign trail. Like his most recent update: "They still won't let me go on the campaign trail." The New York Mets have started the season with four straight wins. I don't want to say it's surprising, but today the Mets tested themselves for steroids.