The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, February 10, 2012 18 latelaughs Conan: Conan O'Brien In a new interview, Madonna accused Lady Gaga of ripping her off. Which is unfair, because we don't know yet if Lady Gaga is going to grow old ungracefully. A California man has been arrested for trying to poison his wife's Rice Krispies. The man is being charged with attempted murder and completely misunderstanding the term "serial killer." One of the products unveiled at the Consumers Electronics Show is a remote for your television that you control with your mind. When you think "on," it turns on the TV. And when you stop thinking completely, it turns on "Jersey Shore." To protest an Internet censorship bill, Wikipedia shut down for a full 24 hours. So if anyone's trying to look up my bio on Wikipedia, I'm 31, an Olympic medalist and married to Scarlett Johansson. And by the way, Andy Richter played Rudy on "The Cosby Show." The Tonight Show: Jay Leno A cardiologist now says that former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards' trial has to be delayed because Edwards has a life-threatening condition. Hey, don't all husbands who cheat have a life-threatening condition? Live: Jimmy Kimmel McDonald's has announced that for the next month in the United Kingdom, Happy Meals will come with a book instead of a toy. And they will be renamed "Disappointment Meals." Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the race for president to return to his former job as the guy in the picture that comes with the frame. The Late Show: David Letterman It's been a tough week for Jon Huntsman. In addition to dropping out of the race, earlier this week he found out he was not really a Kardashian. If you live in New York City, Burger King, home of the Whopper, now delivers. Well, think about it. I mean, some nights you just don't have the energy to get all dressed up and go out to dinner at Burger King. The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson In North Korea, they announced they're going to embalm Kim Jong Il's body and put it on display just like Russia did with Lenin and America did with Larry King. From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays, they end up on Wall Street. Saturday Night Live Weekend Update: Seth Meyers A Saudi Arabian man is reportedly trying to sell his son on Facebook for $20 million. See, that's why I don't go on Facebook anymore -- all anybody does is talk about their kids! An Indiana woman, who was upset with her 14-year-old son's frequent run-ins with police, has forced him to stand outside wearing a sign reading "I lie. I steal. I sell drugs." Which is terrible for the kid's self-esteem but great for his drug business.