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TUESDAY EVENING MAY 17, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) (S) (CC) Half Men The Of- fice (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men WUCW Judge Mathis (N) WFTC Two and KPXM Without a Trace CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Two and Half Men “Honor Bound” (S) The First 48 “Out of the Past; Feud” (4:30) “The Chroni- cles of Riddick” Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) NCIS “Pyramid” (Season Finale) (N) News News Dancing With the Stars (S) (CC) NCIS “Pyramid” (Season Finale) (N) Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) Glee “Funeral” (N) (S) (CC) Glee “Funeral” (N) (S) (CC) One Tree Hill (Sea- son Finale) (N) (S) Are You Smarter? Are You Smarter? Without a Trace “Viuda Negra” (S) The First 48 (CC) Nature Black bears in Alaska. (N) NCIS: Los Angeles “Familia” (S) Dancing With the Stars (N) (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles “Familia” (S) Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Raising Hope (S) Raising Hope (S) Don’t Forget Traffi c Light (S) The Biggest Loser Cooking competition. (N) (S) (CC) Traffi c Light (S) Hellcats “I’m Sick Y’all” (S) (CC) Don’t Forget Criminal Minds “The Crossing” (S) The First 48 “Body of Evidence” (CC) Shouldn’t Be Alive Planet Earth Extremes (S) OC Housewives/OC Housewives/NJ Piers Morgan Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daniel Tosh Sex/City Sex/City E! Special Sport NBA Countdown NBA NBA Basketball 30 for 30 NFL Live (N) The Next Round Daily Mass Funny Videos School of Golf Inside PGA Funny Videos Stories MLS Soccer Two Two Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) The Good Wife (Season Finale) (N) (:01) Body of Proof “Broken Home” (S) The Good Wife (Season Finale) (N) Independent Lens (N) (S) (CC) Independent Lens (N) (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) The Voice “The Battles, Part 2” (N) Fox News 9 Extra (N) (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond Inside Edition Ray- mond Criminal Minds “Tabula Rasa” (S) The First 48 “Night Out; One Gram” ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC) Outnum- bered KDLH 3 News My Hero (CC) News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Accord- ing-Jim The Insider (N) The Of- fice (CC) Nightline Most Honorable Son Ben Kuroki. Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (S) Two and Half Men George Lopez Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds “Lo-Fi” (S) (CC) The First 48 (CC) News Accord- ing-Jim Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business This Old House Access Hollyw’d News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:05) Frasier (S) Family Guy (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Christine Name Is Earl Criminal Minds Terrorist bombing. (:01) The First 48 (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth Extremes (S) The Kudlow Report Ford: Rebuilding 60 Minutes on 60 Minutes on Mad Money John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Pregnant in Heels Housewives/OC Housewives/NJ Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Kendra Kendra Chelsea E! News Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Funny Videos › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis SportsCen- ter Paid Program Entou- rage (S) Name Is Earl (:35) Cops (S) Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Curb En- thusiasm Without a Trace “The Innocents” (12:01) The First 48 (CC) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC) SPORTS Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) (:07) The Doctors (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show (Off Air) Secrets of the Dead (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- (:05) Extra (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos tainment Freedom Riders: American Experience Blacks and whites travel together. (S) FOX at 9 (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta Paid Program Without a Trace “A Day in the Life” (:01) The First 48 (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Meet the Browns Fellow- ship (:01) The First 48 (CC) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Hates Chris Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program ›› “1941” (1979, Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Lorraine Gary. Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Old Christine Paid Program Paid Program Planet Earth (CC) Shouldn’t Be Alive Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Pregnant in Heels Housewives/NJ Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch American Chopper Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch American Chopper Deadliest Job Popoff Paid TriVita Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Good Good ›› “High School Musical” (2006) E! News (N) Tosh.0 Macdon Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Macdon Fturama Sunny Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Daniel Tosh Good Good Wizards Wizards Hannah Hannah Wizards Wizards Suite Suite Phineas Phineas Little SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Chelsea TBA The The Next Round The 700 Club Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Angelica Live EWTN Rosary Threshold of Hope Sheen Women Daily Mass Funny Videos ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald. Big Break Indian Wells Central Inside PGA Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (Live) › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis Golf Larry the Cable How the States How the Earth NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight (N) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball Angelica Live Abundant Life ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald. Larry the Cable Pawn Pawn American Pickers American Pickers Coming Home Mother Mother Chris Chris Will Cross Rod P. Behind J. Meyer J. Hagee Hillsong Praise the Lord (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Some of the Best MGM productions. Fattest Man Bones (S) (CC) Sanford & Son All in the Family The Of- fice (CC) The Of- fice (CC) The Of- fice (CC) The Of- fice (CC) ›››› “National Velvet” (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS) Johnny Scooby Looney Hole King-Hill King-Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Aqua Squidbill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Sealab Squidbill King-Hill King-Hill Looney Ben 10 Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods All in the Family All in the Family (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Bones (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods Ray- mond Bones (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods Ray- mond CSI: NY (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods Rose- anne (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods CSI: NY (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods Rose- anne (S) Memphis Beat Cold Case (CC) Bizarre Foods Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest... Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Fortune Seller Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Fortune Seller (TVLAND) Ray- mond Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Pregame NHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) Funny Videos (5:15) › “The Fourth Kind” (CC) (5:30) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (5:20) “Night of the Living Dead” ‘NR’ ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jen- nifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie (:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) U.S. of Tara ›› “The City of Your Final Destination” (2007) Omar Metwally. (S) ‘PG-13’ 14 – MAY 15 - 21, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Ray- mond Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Chris Chris Mother Mother News at Nine Brides- maids REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Hockey Adven Cycling Game of Thrones (S) (CC) › “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Diary- Call Girl ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Roseanne “Canoga Time” (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Rose- anne (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) WEC WrekCage IndyCar Week “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) › “I Hate Valentine’s Day” (2009) Nia Vardalos. ‘PG-13’ Cycling Paid (:35) Treme (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Zane’s Sex Chronicles “Climax” (S) (CC) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “World’s Greatest Dad” (2009) Robin Williams. Bizarre Foods Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid The Investigators Forensic Removal Paid Paid Home Improve. ››› “16 Blocks” (2006, Action) Bruce Willis, Mos Def. (CC) Scrubs Scrubs South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb Paid Paid Home Improve. Home Improve. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Boston Legal “Men to Boys” (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Star Trek: Next Funny Videos Paid (:40) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy) Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “A Boy and His Dog” (1975) Don Johnson.‘R’ (CC) (2:50) ››› “Spider” (2002) Ralph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Fool for Love” (1985, Drama) Sam Shepard. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) › “Fist of the North Star” (1995) Costas Mandylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Robert Klein: Unfair (Off Air) (:45) ››› “The Count of Monte Cristo” (1975) Richard Chamberlain. (3:50) ›› “Lost Voyage” (2001) Judd Nelson.‘R’ (CC) “Re- membr” ››› “Posse” J. Meyer Broad Street The Of- fice (CC) The Of- fice (CC) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. Conan (N) School of Golf Inside PGA Whose? Whose? Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club ›› “Premonition” (2007, Suspense) Champi- ons SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Chelsea Chelsea To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Little Jungle Timmy Chug Oso SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Gallery Christ Sheen Papal Audience Catholic Original Jose Paid Paid Prince Life Paid Program Men’s Health Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Gary McCord Twins Final Scr World Poker Tour: Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Golf Larry the Cable How the States How the Earth Paid Paid Paid Paid Body Paid Will ACLJ Dino Full Chang Praise the Lord (CC) Lopez Tonight (N) Conan (:15) ›› “International Velvet” (1978, Drama) Tatum O’Neal, Christopher Plummer. (CC) ›› “Black Beauty” (1946, Drama) Mona Freeman. (CC) 600 Pound Mom Half-Ton Mom (S) Extreme Extreme 600 Pound Mom Half-Ton Mom (S) Extreme Extreme Fattest Man Bones (S) (CC) Stargate Atlantis “Copperhead” (2008) Brad Johnson. Lopez Tonight J. Meyer Amazing Central Hunters House First Pla. First Pla. Property Property House Hunters Property Property Property Property House Hunters Property Property First Pla. First Pla. TriVita Paid Paid Paid Paid Yard To Be Announced Larry the Cable iCarly (S) Sponge. My Wife My Wife Chris Chris George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny George George My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Full H’se Full H’se Repo Repo Repo Repo Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Auction Ways Ways MAN MAN Amazing Video Entou MAN Paid “The Rocketeer” ›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Nelson Wom Paid Paid Paid Paid Miracles Arnd ››› “Lethal Weapon” (1987, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. (CC) ››› “Snowfi re” (1958, Drama) Molly McGowan. Married Married Married Married ›› “Casey’s Shadow” (1978) Walter Matthau, Alexis Smith. (CC) The MGM Story “Day- Bank” Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Couple Couple NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “War Zone” Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) Access Hollyw’d Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Don’t Forget Paid Program Don’t Forget TriVita Nopalea (:45) › “Gold Raiders” (1951) George O’Brien. (CC) 60 Minutes on 60 Minutes on Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan Business Today World One (N) Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Body TriVita Nopalea Planet Earth (CC) Big Cat Big Cat Paid Paid Paid Paid Tabatha’s Salon Squawk Box (N) American Morning Nature Black bears in Alaska. (N) Paid Program News Paid Program KIDS Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News NEWS Outnum- bered My Hero (CC) Morning News WCCO 4 News Most Honorable Son Ben Kuroki. Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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