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MONDAY EVENING MAY 16, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) (S) (CC) Half Men The Of- fice (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men WUCW Judge Mathis (N) WFTC Two and KPXM Without a Trace CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) “Endgame” (CC) The First 48 (CC) (4:30) ›› “Con- stantine” (2005) I’m Alive “Saved” Two and Half Men Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) How I Met How I Met Mad Love (S) Mad Love (S) Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) House House gets devastating news. Chuck (Season Finale) (N) (S) (CC) House House gets devastating news. 90210 “To the Future!” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Without a Trace “Showdown” (S) Criminal Minds “Seven Seconds” Freedom Riders: American Experience Blacks and whites travel together. (N) Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Mike & Molly (S) Mike & Molly (S) Hawaii Five-0 “Oia’i’o” (S) (CC) News News Dancing With the Stars (N) (S Live) (CC) (:01) Castle “Knock- out” (CC) Hawaii Five-0 “Oia’i’o” (S) (CC) Freedom Riders: American Experience Blacks and whites travel together. (N) Freedom Riders: American Experience Blacks and whites travel together. (N) The Chicago Code (N) (S) (CC) The Event Sophie struggles with guilt. The Chicago Code (N) (S) (CC) Gossip Girl Blair faces a decision. Law & Order: Crimi- nal Intent “Beast” Criminal Minds “Damaged” (CC) Criminal Minds “Lucky” (S) (CC) Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ The Kudlow Report Supermarkets John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) Chris Farley. Sex/City Sex/City E! Special MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals. E:60 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Daily Mass Secret-Teen The Golf Fix (N) (Live) World Poker Tour: Baseball Two Two GolfNow Miami FOX at 9 (N) Law & Order: LA “Hayden Tract” (N) Fox News 9 Extra (N) (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond Inside Edition Ray- mond Criminal Minds “A Higher Power” (S) Criminal Minds “Penelope” (CC) ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC) Outnum- bered KDLH 3 News My Hero (CC) News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Accord- ing-Jim The Insider (N) The Of- fice (CC) Nightline NOVA “Secrets of Stonehenge” (S) Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (S) Two and Half Men George Lopez Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds “Elephant’s Memory” Criminal Minds Se- rial killer’s partner. News Accord- ing-Jim Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business Home- time Access Hollyw’d News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:05) Frasier (S) Family Guy (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Nature Black bears in Alaska. Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Christine Name Is Earl Criminal Minds J.J. meets a colleague. (:01) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Housewives/NJ Paid Program Entou- rage (S) Name Is Earl (:35) Cops (S) Call/Daly (Off Air) Last Curb En- thusiasm Without a Trace “Safe” (S) (CC) (12:01) Criminal Minds “Lucky” (S) ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC) Biography-CNBC Biography-CNBC Mad Money Piers Morgan Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Fashion The Chelsea E! News Stron- gest Man SPORTS Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) (:07) The Doctors (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show (Off Air) “Who Does She Think She Is?” Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- (:05) Extra (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos tainment Masterpiece Clas- sic “South Riding” FOX at 9 (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta Paid Program Without a Trace “From the Ashes” (:01) Criminal Minds “Penelope” Paid Program Paid Program Meet the Browns Paid Program (:01) Criminal Minds “Identity” Housewives/OC Housewives/NJ The Storm That Swept Mexico Ending dictatorship in Mexico. (S) (CC) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Hates Chris Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program ››› “Bull Durham” (1988, Romance-Comedy) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins. Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan The Old Christine Paid Program Paid Program Three Stooges Animal Nightmares River Monsters (S) River Monsters Animal Nightmares River Monsters (S) River Monsters I’m Alive “Saved” Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Housewives/NJ Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Colbert Work. Fturama Fturama Sunny Daily Colbert “Cheech-Chong” American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Hogs Gone Wild American Chopper American Chopper Hogs Gone Wild Overhaulin’ (CC) Paid Paid Paid Good Good Wizards Phineas Good Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Hannah Hannah Wizards Wizards Suite Suite Phineas Phineas Little E! News (N) Fashion The Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA SportsCenter (N) SportsNation Stron- gest Man Stron- gest Man Make It or Break It Secret-Teen Break World of Golf Big Break Indian Wells (N) Stron- gest Man The 700 Club Central Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) The Journey Home First Rosary The World Over Rome Women Daily Mass Secret-Teen › “Jumper” (2008) Hayden Christensen. Big The Golf Fix Learning Center World of Golf Spotlight Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (Live) › “Jumper” (2008) Hayden Christensen. Golf NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight (N) NASCAR Now (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) The Journey Home Angelica Live Big Break Indian Wells Vanished, Beth Mother Mother Chris Chris Will The Golf Fix Will Fitness Learning Center Whose? Whose? Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Paid Program Access Hollyw’d Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Don’t Forget Inspiration Ministry Camp- meeting (S) Paid Program Three Stooges Biography-CNBC Biography-CNBC Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan Don’t Forget Paid Program Paid Program Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program River Monsters Big Cat Big Cat Business Today World One (N) Paid Paid Paid Paid Matchm Matchm Squawk Box (N) American Morning Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Smile TriVita Paid Paid Paid Little Jungle Timmy Chug Oso Chelsea Chelsea To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball: Phillies at Cardinals Gallery Faith Theater-Word Paid Paid Golf Men’s Health Paid Program SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Back Church Original History Prince Life J. Meyer Paid Twins Final Scr Action Sports Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Rescue Me Fire. Gary McCord Rocco Mediate Golf Central Golf Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Hunters House Property Property House Hunters House Hunters First Pla. First Pla. House Hunters House Hunters First Pla. First Pla. Property Property Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Curb To Be Announced Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn How the States Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn How the States Paid Paid Paid Paid (5:00) “Confi ned” ››› “DoYou Know Me” (2009) (CC) iCarly (S) Sponge. My Wife My Wife Chris Chris George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny George George My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Full H’se Full H’se Jail (N) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) Star Trek: Next Jail (N) King of Queens Jail (N) King of Queens (5:15) “Young Mr. Lincoln” (1939) Jail (N) (5:30) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (1960, Comedy- Drama) Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. Cameron Rod P. Behind Chironna Franklin Duplan Praise the Lord (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Sanctuary (N) (S) Star Trek: Next Conan (N) (:15) ›› “Viva Las Vegas” (1964) Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret. (CC) (DVS) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Miami Heat. (N) NBA Rizzoli & Isles All in the Family All in the Family ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986, Com- edy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) WWE Tough Enough (N) (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Chris Chris Funny Videos The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence. (S) Sanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) ›› “The Las Vegas Story” (1952) Jane Russell. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rose- anne (S) No Reservation No Reservation Off Limits (CC) The Nanny (:05) WWE Tough Enough (S) (CC) Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid MAN Entou Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Osteen P. Stone V’Impe Chang Praise the Lord (CC) Lopez Tonight (N) Conan Lopez Tonight Stargate Atlantis Masters of Horror Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Dianne History Facing Wom Married Married Married Married ›› “A Perfect Murder” (1998) Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow. (CC) (:45) ›› “Painting the Clouds With Sunshine” (1951) Dennis Morgan. CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rose- anne (S) ›› “Meet Me in Las Vegas” (1956, Musi- cal) Dan Dailey, Cyd Charisse. (CC) Memphis Beat Cold Case (CC) Rose- anne (S) Cycling M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Undr Infl uence NUMB3RS (CC) › “The Big Shot” (1932, Comedy) Fabulous Cakes Extreme Extreme Fabulous Cakes Quints Quints Extreme Extreme Fabulous Cakes Quints Quints Fabulous Cakes Body Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Couple Couple Bones (S) (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Johnny Gumball Adven MAD (N) King-Hill King-Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Aqua Squidbill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Sealab Squidbill King-Hill King-Hill Looney Ben 10 No Reservation No Reservation Off Limits (CC) (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest... Disorder in the Disorder in the Disorder in the Most Daring (TVLAND) NCIS Gibbs finds a cryptic message. PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Mon- sters vs. Aliens” (5:30) › “Half Past Dead” (2002) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy” (4:45) ›› “Jennifer Eight” (1992) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) Hockey NHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) Funny Videos (:15) › “What a Girl Wants” (2003) Amanda Bynes. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) Hockey Adven Cycling News at Nine Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S) Nurse Jackie ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” (2002, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) U.S. of Tara Disorder in the Disorder in the Disorder in the Most Daring Rose- anne (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Housewives From Another World” (S) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) World Extreme Cagefi ghting (11:50) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ “The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Rose- anne (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid M*A*S*H “Tuttle” (:05) ›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC) Scrubs Scrubs South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb Paid Paid (12:10) ›› “Blame It on Rio” (1983, Comedy) Michael Caine. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” (2006) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “She Creature” (2001) Rufus Sewell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Star Trek: Next Funny Videos Paid (:05) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (1:50) ›› “Universal Soldier” (1992) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Backfi re” (1987) Karen Allen. (S) ‘R’ (:35) › “Tarzan and the Lost City” (1998) ‘PG’ (CC) (:10) › “Remember the Daze” (2007) Amber Heard, Alexa Vega. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Crashing” (2007) Campbell Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) J. Meyer (:15) › “Catch That Kid” (2004) “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (4:55) “See You in September” (2010) “Gooby” (2009) Matthew Knight. (S) MAY 15 - 21, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 13 KIDS Freedom Riders: American Experience Blacks and whites travel together. (N) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Paid Program News Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News NEWS Outnum- bered My Hero (CC) Morning News WCCO 4 News NOVA “Secrets of Stonehenge” (S) Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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