Today's Entertainment

WEDNESDAY EVENING MAY 18, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News News News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) (S) (CC) Half Men The Of- fice (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men WUCW Judge Mathis (N) WFTC Two and KPXM Without a Trace CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) “Expectations” (S) (4:30) ›› “Eraser” (1996) Two and Half Men PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News The This Old House Hour (CC) Criminal Minds “Coda” (S) The Middle (N) The Middle (S) Criminal Minds “Coda” (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) Minute to Win It “The Odd Couple” America’s Next Top Model (CC) Burn Notice Modern pirates. (CC) Without a Trace “More Than This” The First 48 (CC) Beyond Scared Straight “Lieber” NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) Criminal Minds (Season Finale) (N) Modern Family Cougar Town (N) Criminal Minds (Season Finale) (N) NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) American Idol The finalists perform. (N) (S Live) (CC) American Idol The finalists perform. (N) (S Live) (CC) Breaking In (CC) Minute to Win It (S) (CC) Breaking In (CC) America’s Next Top Model (CC) Burn Notice “Double Booked” (CC) Without a Trace “Shattered” (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars Secrets of the Dead (S) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior Happy Endings Happy Endings Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior NOVA Reconstruct- ing a vessel. (S) NOVA Reconstruct- ing a vessel. (S) FOX at 9 (N) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Fox News 9 Extra (N) (CC) Ray- mond Storage Wars Ray- mond Inside Edition Ray- mond Criminal Minds “The Angel Maker” Storage Wars ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. (CC) Piers Morgan At the Capitol KDLH 3 News My Hero (CC) News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Accord- ing-Jim The Insider (N) The Of- fice (CC) Nightline Live From the Art- ists Den (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland At the Capitol (:35) TMZ (S) Two and Half Men George Lopez Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds “Minimal Loss” (S) Dog the Bounty Hunter (CC) News Accord- ing-Jim Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business Religion & Ethics Access Hollyw’d News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:05) Frasier (S) Family Guy (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Christine Name Is Earl Without a Trace “Requiem” (CC) (:01) Beyond Scared Straight Paid Program Entou- rage (S) Name Is Earl Storage Wars (:35) Cops (S) Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Curb En- thusiasm Ghost Whisperer (S) (CC) Storage Wars ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. (CC) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) SPORTS The This Old House Hour (CC) (:07) The Doctors (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show (Off Air) NOVA Reconstruct- ing a vessel. (S) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- (:05) Extra (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Storage Wars tainment Independent Lens (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “A Grave Matter” Storage Wars Breaking Bad “Bet- ter Call Saul” Paid Program Paid Program Meet the Browns Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Hates Chris Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) (:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter (:02) Breaking Bad “4 Days Out” Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Paid Program Old Christine Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Secrets of the Dead (S) Access Hollyw’d Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Paid Program Paid Program (:04) ›› “Short Circuit” (1986, Comedy) Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg. American Greed American Greed Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Piers Morgan Chelsea TBA The NFL Live (N) EWTN Live Central Haney Project Business Today World One (N) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Untamed-Uncut River Monsters River Monsters (S) Hogs Gone Wild River Monsters (S) Hogs Gone Wild River Monsters Untamed-Uncut River Monsters River Monsters (S) Hogs Gone Wild Big Cat Big Cat Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Top Chef Masters Housewives/OC Pregnant in Heels Happens Happens Paid Paid Paid Paid Top Chef Masters The Kudlow Report Mind of Google American Greed American Greed Mad Money John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Daily Colbert Chap Chap South Pk South Pk South Pk Work. Daily Colbert South Pk Work. Fturama Sunny Daily Colbert Work. Chap Chap Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Good Good ›› “High School Musical 2” (2007) E! News (N) Sex/City Sex/City E! Special (ESPN2) Women’s Soccer United States vs. Japan. 30 for 30 Daily Mass EWTN Live Baseball Spotlight 50 Greatest Twins Un Two Two Learning Center 19th Hole (N) Big Break Indian Wells Top 10 (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (CC) From Cary, N.C. (N) (Live) (CC) (5:00) ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) NBA SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsNation (CC) NASCAR Now SportsCenter (N) (CC) Chelsea Chelsea To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Little Jungle Timmy Chug Oso SportsCenter Prince Life SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) The 700 Club Whose? Whose? Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Top 10 Haney Project 19th Hole Quest- Card 19th Hole Paid Program First Carpen Gallery Bene Catholic Aposto Catholic Compass Original One Paid Paid Men’s Health Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Paid Program J. Meyer TriVita ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis. Haney Project Haney Project Quest- Card Twins Final Scr Ball Up Streetball Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Two Two Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf 19th Hole Golf Will Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Behind Bible White V’Impe Praise the Lord (CC) There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns (5:00) “I Died a Thousand Times” ››› “The Wolf Man” (1941) Lon Chaney Jr. (CC) Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne King of Queens King of Queens Easter Duplan History Chang Praise the Lord (CC) Lopez Tonight (N) Conan Stargate Atlantis “Hellhounds” (2009) Scott Elrod. (CC) Lopez Tonight Central SportsNation (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Saints Rosary EWTN Presents Faith Women Daily Mass ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics. (Live) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis. 19th Hole Golf Hunters House Property Property Income Property House Hunters Hunters Income Income Property House Hunters Hunters Income Property Property Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Curb To Be Announced Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Tougher in Alaska Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Mounted Tougher in Alaska Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Pawn Pawn The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) Vanished, Beth Mother Mother Chris Chris Will Brain Sponge. My Wife My Wife Chris Chris George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny George George My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Full H’se Full H’se UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) Ultimate Fighter Repo Repo Ultimate Fighter Ways Ways MAN MAN Amazing Video Entou MAN Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fact or Faked Billy Graham Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Ghost Hunters (S) Holly Holly Stargate SG-1 (S) Conan (N) ›››› “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1937, Adventure) Ronald Colman. (CC) ››› “The Story of Will Rogers” (1952) Will Rogers Jr., Jane Wyman. Inside the NBA (N) Certain Age Home Improve. Cycling Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) NASCAR Inside Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Paid Paid Paid Back Bible › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997, Action) Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe. (CC) ›› “Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid” (1973, Western) James Coburn. Certain Age Home Improve. Certain Age 3’s Com- pany Cycling (:45) ›› “Bad Lands” (1939) Robert Barrat. NBA Basketball 3’s Com- pany Intersti- tial Filler ›› “Son of the Border” (1933) Differ Wom Married Married (:15) ›› “Escape in the Desert” Spouse vs. House Lottery Changed Extreme Extreme Spouse vs. House Extreme Extreme Spouse vs. House Lottery Changed Spouse vs. House Paid Paid Paid Paid TriVita Paid Couple Couple Bones Fragments. Pregame NBA Basketball Preview Angel (S) (CC) (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest... Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Most Daring (TVLAND) Sanford & Son (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) All in the Family NCIS “Toxic” (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (5:35) ›› “The Transporter” (CC) (5:00) ›› “Remem- ber Me” (CC) (5:05) ›› “Cre- ation” (2009) (CC) All in the Family All in the Family NCIS “Faith” (S) (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS “Moonlighting” (S) (CC) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Basic” (2003, Suspense) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Penn & Teller “Charlie Valentine” (2009, Drama) Raymond J. Barry. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Cleve- land Cleve- land NCIS “Obsession” (S) (CC) Adven Adven Adven Adven ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Florida Marlins. (N) (CC) News at Nine Game of Thrones (S) (CC) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) “Lonely Street” (2009, Com- edy) Jay Mohr. (S) ‘R’ NCIS Reopened investigation. (CC) Johnny Hole Dude Destroy King-Hill King-Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Aqua Squidbill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Sealab Squidbill King-Hill King-Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Break Food Food Food Food Con Con Food Food Food Food Con Con Food Food Food Food Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Most Daring The Investigators Forensic Removal Paid Paid Home Improve. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Home Improve. ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. ››› “Lost inTranslation” (2003) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC) Scrubs Scrubs South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb Paid Paid Treme (S) (CC) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (10:50) “Forbidden Science: Endless Possibilities” (2009) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) (:35) “Assassin in Love” (2007) Damian Lewis. ‘PG-13’ “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Prostate Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Star Trek: Next Funny Videos Paid (:45) ››› “Rush” (1991) Jason Patric. Narcotics officer lovers get hooked on drugs in Texas. › “Land of the Lost” (2009) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. (S) ‘R’ (:15) Desk Set (CC) (:45) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. iTV. (S) ‘R’ The Godfathers of Comedy (CC) (:35) ›› “First Monday in October” (1981) ‘R’ (3:50) ››› “The Grey Zone” (2001) David Arquette. J. Meyer “Wayne’s- 2” “FernGully: The Last Rainforest” “I Do & I Don’t” (2007) Jane Lynch. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) MAY 15 - 21, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 15 MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Overhaulin’ (CC) Popoff Paid Tele Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Good Good Wizards Wizards Hannah Hannah Wizards Wizards Suite Suite Phineas Phineas Little What’s Eating You Chelsea E! News Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Squawk Box (N) American Morning NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) Salad- Chef News Paid Program KIDS Secrets of the Dead (S) Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News NEWS At the Capitol My Hero (CC) Morning News WCCO 4 News Live From the Art- ists Den (S) (CC) Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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