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SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 19, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Basket- ball KCCO Basket- WDSE Ask This ball Old H’se The This Old House Hour (CC) News Paid Program This Old House Favorites College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Celtic Thunder Heritage Celtic and Irish roots. (CC) KAWE Lawrence Welk’s Big Band Splash Big KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) KARE KVRR Band music from the 1920s-1950s. Cops (N) (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) WUCW Paid Program Punk’d (CC) WFTC The Unit Kim dis- KPXM (5:00) ›› “Maxi- CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) cusses details. 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(CC) ››› “Surf’s Up” (2007) Jeff Bridges NCIS A Marine on life support. (CC) Bull Riding Bones (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) College Basketball ››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” (1932) Johnny Weissmuller. (CC) (DVS) NCAA Postgm. Underwater U. Coming Home One Born Ev. Underwater U. (:45) ›› “The Hunted” (2003, Action) (S) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) ›› “The Devil Doll” (1936) Lionel Barrymore. (CC) King/Hill King/Hill God Fam Guy Boon Venture Bleach Kek NCIS “Ex-File” (S) (CC) Bull Riding Bones (S) (CC) Funny Videos “Charlie’s Angels” › “Cop Out” (2010) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” ‘PG’ “A Single Man” ‘R’ Shameless (iTV) “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’” NCIS “Knockout” (S) (CC) NCIS “Heartland” (S) (CC) News at Nine ›› “Hostage” (2005, Action) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Ben Foster. (CC) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon. (CC) › “Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead” (2008) ››› “The Tall T” (1957, Western) Randolph Scott. Deck Deck Wizards Deck Good Shake it Shake It Shake It Shake It Wizards Wizards Wizards Deck Good Hannah ›› “The Thirteenth Year” E! News Movie E! Special Sport College Wrestling NCAA Championships, Final. (Live) (CC) The SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Chelsea E! Special Scoreboard Angelica Fr. John Corapi The Journey Home Daily Mass › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) E! Special Baseball Tonight NHRA Drag Racing NHRA Boston NBA Poker 2010 Poker Fr. John Corapi E! 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