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SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 19, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) KDLH KSTP Cyber- chase 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Rogers Arthur (S) (EI) The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) Good Morning America (N) (CC) KCCO The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) WDSE (Off Air) Mister Super Why! KAWE Business Lakeland Caillou KMSP Paid KARE KVRR (S) (EI) Program Hom- eowner Today (N) (S) (CC) (Off Air) Paid Program WUCW Paid WFTC Paid KPXM Paid (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) Program Program Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Sleep Number Pets.TV (CC) Magi-Na- tion Adven- tures Paid Program My Ghost Story Sell Paid Program Aqua Kids Magi-Na- tion Wild Animals Paid Program Sell Paid Program Kathy Griffin Bill Engvall Wild Animal Curious George Martha Speaks Victory Garden Busy- town Busy- town Thomas/ Friends Thomas/ Friends Home- time (N) Busy- town 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Busy- town Bob the Builder Bob the Builder Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Ariel & Zoey BETA Records Sonic X (CC) Holly- wood Simply Fishing Ask This Old H’se Doodle- bops New School Doodle- bops Signing Time! (S) Dragon- FlyTV Osmond Yu-Gi- Oh! Marie Osmond Paid Program Rachel In Julia’s Kitchen Trollz (CC) Replace- ments Trollz (CC) Angelina Sewing/ Nancy WordGirl (S) (EI) WHAD- DYADO KARE 11 News Saturday (N) (CC) Marie Sonic X (CC) Swap TV (EI) Paid Program (:15) ››› “The Comancheros” (1961, Western) John Wayne, Stuart Whitman, Lee Marvin. (CC) Sell Dog Show: AKC National Championship Dogs 101 (CC) Top Chef (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Market- place Sonic X (CC) Market- place Paid Program Horse- land So Raven Horse- land Knitting Daily (S) Winning Edge Turbo Dogs Market- place Dragon Ball Z Market- place Paid Program Ciao Italia (S) Horse- land So Raven Horse- land America Sews Sports Stars Shelldon (CC) Cook Healthy Dragon Ball Z Cook Healthy Paid Program Lidia’s Italy (S) Hannah Montana Love of Quilting Kick It Up a Stitch Appetizer accessories; basic apron. (S) Young Icons Magic Bus Open House Yu-Gi- Oh! Hom- eowner Paid Program Test Kitchen Scandi- navian Mexico/ Bayless Suite Life Celebrity Winter Sports Challenge Sewing/ Nancy Into the Wild Babar (CC) Hom- eowner Yu-Gi- Oh! 5D’s Paid Program Paid Program Wood- wright Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Name Is Earl House House House Flip This House Flip This House Flip It’s Me or the Dog Animal Cops (S) Newsroom John Caparulo Juston McKinney Bill Engvall Dirty Jobs (CC) Animal Cops (S) Newsroom Wood- smith Kickstart Your Health With Dr. Neil Barnard (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Name Is Earl (:45) ››› “High Plains Drifter” (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom, Marianna Hill. (CC) Your Money Favorites College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Tracks Ahead Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Scrubs (CC) Paid Program Paid Program College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) The Best of Laugh-In (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Two and Half Men Paid Program › “The Super” (1991) Joe Pesci. Slumlord moves in and sees the light. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Broken Arrow” (1996) John Travolta. (CC) Alone in the Wilderness (CC) (DVS) Access Hollywood (N) (CC) Two and Half Men ›› “Pipe Dream” (2002) Martin Donovan, Mary-Louise Parker. (CC) Simp- sons Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) Deadliest Catch “New Beginnings” Judge- Brown Judge- Brown College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round:Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s Semifinals. From Indian Wells, Calif. (Live) (CC) America’s Home Cooking: From the Garden Recipes using fresh fruit and produce. (S) (CC) Judge Judy (S) Paid Program News World News College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round:Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) John Wooden: Values, Victory and Peace of Mind (S) Rick Steves’Viva Espana! Andalusia; Rock of Gibraltar;Tangier. (S) (CC) Judge Judy (S) PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Third Round. From Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla. Paid Program › “Death Wish II” (1982, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. (S) Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Last of the Dogmen” (1995) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey. A bounty hunter probes disappearances. (CC) Intervention (CC) Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom ››› “Tombstone” (1993, Western) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. (CC) Intervention (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Saturday Gupta CNN Saturday Morning Paid Paid Bethenny Ever Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Housewives/OC Housewives/OC The Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Bottom Newsroom Newsroom Comedy Metro Jethro Larry/Cable Cook County Jail Behind Bars (CC) Wreck Wreck American Chopper Desert Car Kings Sons Sons Almost, Away “Blue Collar Comedy Tour:The Movie” “Larry the Cable Guy” Almost, Away Intervention (CC) Shouldn’t Be Alive Shouldn’t Be Alive Shouldn’t Be Alive Shouldn’t Be Alive Shouldn’t Be Alive Shouldn’t Be Alive House “Ugly” (S) Situation Room Apocalypse How Engvall FOX at 5 (N) How I Met Extra (N) (S) (CC) Inside Edition FOX at 5:30 (N) News Nightly News How I Met The Insider (N) Bones (S) (CC) ›› “Maximum Risk” (1996) (S) SPORTS KIDS NEWS (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Phineas Phineas Phineas Fish Deck Deck Wizards Wizards Good Shake It Hannah Hannah Shake it Shake It Shake It Shake It Wizards Wizards Hannah Hannah E! Special E! Special SportsCenter SportsCenter NBA Scoreboard Chaplet Rosary Daily Mass › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) E! News SportsCenter Fishing Fishing Fisher Fisher Out Golf The English Premier League Soccer Malcolm ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) Orlando Bloom. Central Central Paid Daily 10 E! Special SportsCenter (Live) College Basketball Women’s College Basketball Donut Catholic Angels Lucy Knights Holy Daily Mass ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Rupert Grint Kitchen Bath Sweat... Head Holmes on Homes Disaster Disaster Crashers Income Design To Sell Unsella Get Sold Block Design Colour Buck Candice Sarah Dear Color To Sell House Heavy Metal (CC) To Be Announced European PGA Tour Golf Sicilian Open, Third Round. (Live) To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (5:00) ››› “The Unsinkable Molly Brown” (1964) (CC) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) ›› “Baby for Sale” (2004) (CC) “Headless Horseman” (2007) (CC) To Be Announced To Be Announced “Her Only Child” (2008) Nicholle Tom. “Children of the Corn” (2009) (CC) Faithville Maralee Bear Charity Kids Dooley Wonder Bugtime Auto B. Hopkins God Friends Ishine The ›› “Your Cheatin’ Heart” (1964) George Hamilton, Susan Oliver. (CC) Yes, Dear (S) Ben 10 Genera Star Bey Poke Titan Bakugan Wheels Hole Scooby Garfi eld Garfield “Scooby-Doo and the Witch” Courage Courage Grim Grim Johnny ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) Jack Black. Journey Journeys Cruising Do’s Paid Paid Paid Paid Home Made Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Certain Age Property Ladder Property Ladder Property Ladder Babies Behind Babies Behind Cellblock 6 Law & Order (S) ››› “Kill Bill:Vol. 1” (2003) (CC) The Closer (CC) Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny Jeannie Jeannie Jeannie Jeannie Be NCIS “Enigma” (S) (CC) Heat of Night NCIS Man holds hostages in the lab. Texas Ranger NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Texas Ranger NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Law Order: CI Be Be (:15) ››› “Kill Bill:Vol. 2” (2004) Uma Thurman. (CC) Cellblock 6 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NCAA Pregame Pursuit Pursuit Pursut Pursut Pursut Pursut Most Daring Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny The Nanny (CC) Fairly Legal (CC) Paid Program Paid Program PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) “Natl. Security” Paid Program Paid Program Birding Martin Hook Outdoor Fishing BillD Angling Fishing Bass Fishing Sport Saltwa Into Paid Paid Paid Paid Heat of Night (4:40) “Fiddler on the Roof” (:45) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ ››› “The Best Man” (1999) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Clockstoppers” (2002) ‘PG’ (:15) ›› “Kings of the Evening” ‘PG’ ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (CC) ›› “Date Night” (2010) (S) Sports “Ahead of Time” (:45) ››› “Big Fan” (2009) 18 – MARCH 13 - 19, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH “Medicine for Melancholy” ›› “The Missing Person” (:15) ›› “Lovin’ Molly” (1974) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Bandslam” (2009) ‘PG’ “Ice Age: Dawn of Dinos” Paul › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) NCIS An officer is reported missing. Charlie To Be Announced Law Order: CI Cellblock 6 Be Most Shocking Most Shocking NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. Law Order: CI (:15) ›› “Leaves of Grass” (2009) ‘R’ ››› “Emma” (1996) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Middle of Nowhere” “Deadly Impact” (2009) ‘NR’ (:45) “Tortilla Heaven” (2007) ‘PG-13’ NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. To Be Announced MLB Preseason Baseball: Cubs at Padres ›› “Post Grad” (2009) (S) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (CC) (:40) › “Our Family Wedding” (2010) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” ›› “Kings of the Evening” “Charlie’s Angels” “A Single Man” ‘R’ NCIS “Hiatus” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Yes, Dear (S) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. (CC) ›› “Hold That Hypnotist” (1957) Bowery Boys. (:45) › “College Road Trip” (2008) Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symoné. (CC) To Be Announced Reagan (CC) “Lies My Mother Told Me” (2005) (CC) ››› “The Paleface” (1948, Western) Bob Hope, Jane Russell. (CC) ›› “Guess Who” (2005, Comedy) Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher. Hermie Caterpillr Paws “Not My Life” (2006) Meredith Monroe. Parents Rugrats Fanboy Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Penguin Penguin Parents Planet Power Sponge. iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. Victo Victo iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Knock Knock Knock Xtreme Horse. Trucks! Muscle Best of PRIDE Fighting ›› “Stay Alive” (2006) Best of PRIDE Best of PRIDE Best of PRIDE Best of PRIDE UFC 128 Count ››› “Splinter” (2008, Horror) (CC) Heroes-Bible ›› “Silent Hill” (2006) Radha Mitchell. (CC) News Praise the Lord (CC) ››› “Moby Dick” (1956, Adventure) Gregory Peck, Richard Basehart. (CC) Accord- ing-Jim ›››› “In the Heat of the Night” (1967) Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger. (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Thunder Road” (1958) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Cellblock 6 College Basketball No Reservation Food Food Food Food Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis Sturgis When Vacations Most Daring Be Cleve Cleve Cleve Cleve Cleve NCIS Political assas- sination. (CC) Whacke Whacke E! Special E! Special Countdown E! Special NASCAR Racing ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. Score. Women’s College Basketball Reli Eucha Showcase Golf PGA Tour Golf Musky Woods Out DW-TV Fishing Fishing Fishing Out Wild NHL Hockey: Blue Jackets at Wild ››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. Pipe Golf E! Special E! Special E! Special Score. Women’s College Basketball ››› “Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh. Golf Golf E! Special SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) Sport Score. Basket Chaplet Rosary Apol. Apol. Father Groeschel LifeGod “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” Wild Top 10 Games in Wild History (N) “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa: IMAX” Pipe Golf Pipe Central LPGA

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