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SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 5, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program (5:00) American Masters (S) (CC) Paid Program News Paid Program KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune Old H’se This Old House KAWE Lawrence Welk’s KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) KARE KVRR Grey’s Anatomy (CC) WUCW Paid Program Punk’d (CC) WFTC The Unit “Silver KPXM (4:00) ››› “Tin Star” (S) (CC) Cup” (1996) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) “The Good, Bad, And Ugly” Big Band Splash News Minn. Bound Rock, Pop, and Doo Wop (My Music) Great Performances Grammy-winning composer David Foster. (S) (CC) College Basketball Duke at North Caro- lina. (Live) (CC) College Basketball Duke at North Caro- lina. (Live) (CC) The Lawrence Welk Show Cops (N) (CC) Cops (N) (CC) Movie House Teen has genetic mosaicism. › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. (S) House “The Social Contract” (CC) Cops (CC) Harry’s Law (S) (CC) Cops (CC) Antiques Road- show (CC) America’s Most Wanted Law & Order: Los Angeles (S) (CC) America’s Most Wanted ››› “King Kong” (2005, Adventure) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. A beauty tames a savage beast. (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (N) (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (N) (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Entou- rage (S) The Of- fi ce (CC) Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Two and Half Men Curb En- thusiasm › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James. (S) The Of- fi ce (CC) Ray- mond Buzz Ameri- can Dad Ameri- can Dad ››› “Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. Money Millions American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Newsroom Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 (7:59) ›› “Scary Movie 3” (2003) House (S) (CC) CNN Presents House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan House (S) (CC) Newsroom (9:59) ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (CC) CNN Presents House “Alone” (S) House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan Newsroom Sports photos online! Upload your own photos! Order prints! Order your favorite spotted photo on all sorts of products! (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Deck Good Good Deck Jonas Jonas Wizards Wizards Good Good Deck Jonas Jonas Wizards Wizards Movie Sex & Sex & ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) Jack Nicholson. College Basketball College GameDay College Basketball Texas at Baylor. College Basketball College Basketball Angelica Live EWTN Cinema The Pixar Short Films ››› “A Bug’s Life” (1998, Fantasy) edible H Pipe Pipe Hunters Candice Dear Cash, Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens “My Family’s Secret” (2010) (CC) Best of PRIDE Best of PRIDE King of Queens (4:30) ›› “Cimar- ron” (1960) (CC) King of Queens ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon SportsCenter (Live) Boston Boston 2010 Poker Angelica Fr. John Corapi The Journey Home Daily Mass ››› “Ice Age” (2002, Comedy) Basket Gophers College Hockey Minnesota at Bemidji State. (Live) (5:30) ››› “The Incr ulk” Pipe Pipe GolfNow PGA Tour Golf Two Two Two Two Archer ›› “The Strangers” (2008) Liv Tyler. College Basketball Teams TBA. (Live) Ancient Aliens “Date With Darkness-Andrew Luster” One Born Ev. 2010 Poker ›› “Look Who’s Talking Too” (1990) Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Dear Cash, Ancient Aliens “The Return” (CC) Central GolfNow Haney Haney Golf Ancient Aliens ›› “What Women Want” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt. (CC) ››› “Cool Hand Luke” (1967) Paul Newman, George Kennedy. (CC) ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” ›› “Rise: Blood Hunter” (2007) (CC) Spring Praise-A-Thon (:15) ››› “The Defi ant Ones” (1958, Drama) Tony Curtis, Sidney Poitier. (CC) ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC) (:25) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. (12:01) Ancient Aliens “The Return” “Dracula III: Legacy” (2005) (CC) ››› “I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang” (1932) King/Hill King/Hill God Fam Guy Boon Venture Bleach Kek (:45) ›› “Hell’s Highway” (1932, Drama) Richard Dix. MANswers (CC) Final Scr Women’s College Basketball Chelsea Holly’s Sex & Sex & Sex & Sex & Chelsea Kardas Kardas Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter (Live) Final NBA SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter 2010 Poker Charlie Little SportsCenter NASCAR Racing Fr. John Corapi Global Showcase Angels Light EWTN Live Golf Paid Paid SportsCenter Gopher Due League Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Prostate Prostate Paid Paid Little Jungle Jungle Babar SportsCenter Bassmasters From New Orleans. (CC) Gospel Healing Original Heritage Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass World Poker Tour: Gophers College Hockey Central Central Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ancient Aliens Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Big Time iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big Time Victo Jackson George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Grown Jimmy ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) Clint Eastwood. Premiere. (S) Kids Kids Mother Mother Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ››› “The Last Boy Scout” (1991) Bruce Willis. (S) ››› “Selena” (1997) Jennifer Lopez. Mexican- American singer skyrockets to fame. (CC) (11:55) ››› “GoldenEye” (1995, Action) (CC) “Perfect Creature” (2006, Horror) (CC) Twil Spring Praise-A-Thon ›› “Chain Gang” (1950) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Zone Paid Paid ›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack. (CC) (:27) ››› “Tomorrow Never Dies” (1997) (CC) Married Married (:15) ›› “Deep Valley” (1947, Drama) Ida Lupino, Dane Clark. (CC) Fullmetal Big O Cowboy Cowboy Ghost Ghost Bleach Kek Becker (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program (:15) ››› “Du Barry Was a Lady” Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Personal Justice Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid “Forbidden King” ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) (CC) ››› “Monster House” (2006) Bermuda Tria. Fullmetal Inuyasha Tom & Jerry Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Most Shocking Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Dominick Dunne Dominick Dunne Dominick Dunne Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Sanford Sanford Sanford Sanford Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray (5:00) ›› “Bee Movie” (2007) (CC) (5:00) Boxing Bones (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adven- ture) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC) Bull Riding PBR Chicago Invitational. (Taped) Bones (S) (CC) Funny Videos News at Nine “Ocean’s Eleven” ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (CC) Caroline Rhea “Coming-Amer.” “Night at the Museum: Smithsonian” ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) “Transsiberian” Shameless (iTV) Boxing Stripes “The Cake Eaters” (2007) ‘R’ ›› “Twilight” (2008) Kristen Stewart. Strikeforce (iTV) (Live) ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC) Sports NBA D-League Basketball Paid Program Scrubs Mother South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Curb Entou South Pk › “Bait” (2000, Action) Jamie Foxx. (S) (CC) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (CC) World Extreme Cagefi ghting (:05) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Life-Top (:15) “The Hills Have Thighs” (:35) › “Miss March” (2009) NASCAR Californ. › “Sorority Row” (2009) ‘R’ (:20) ›› “Twilight” (2008) (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (:45) “Shark Hunter” (2001) FEBRUARY 27 - MARCH 5, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 19 (:15) ›› “Watchmen” (2009) Billy Crudup. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Gothika” (2003) Bruce Bruce (:45) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (:15) “The Tournament” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) World Scudder “Marley & Me” (S) (4:55) “Still Bill” Turner Paid Program Paid Program Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Prostate Paid Retired Rose Rose Nanny Nanny Home Im Home Im 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. Rose Rose Monk Someone tries to kill Natalie. Law & Order (S) Piers Morgan Newsroom Piers Morgan Newsroom Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Nick Swardson Comedy Presents Paid Paid Paid Paid Sons Sons Desert Car Kings American Chopper Explosions-Wrong Desert Car Kings American Chopper Explosions-Wrong Sons Sons Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Old Christine SPORTS Rock, Pop, and Doo Wop (My Music) Eat & Cook Healthy! With Dr. John La Puma (S) (CC) The Unit “Silver Star” (S) (CC) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Red Green Red Green Fringe Walter meets with Nina. Fringe Walter meets with Nina. Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Movie College Hockey Minnesota at Bemidji State. (Live) Rock, Pop, and Doo Wop (My Music) (S) Rick Steves 30 Sec- onds 30 Sec- onds George Lopez News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Grey’s Anatomy Date-and-tell policy. Paid Program (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Meet the Browns Deadliest Catch (S) (CC) Paid Program Hates Chris Paid Program (:35) Punk’d Paid Program George Lopez Paid Program Inside Sports Paid Program (:05) Movie Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner Collectible items. (S) ››› “Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. Cops (S) (CC) Walk Fit Platinum Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› “The Brave One” (2007) Jodie Foster. A radio host seeks revenge for a brutal attack. (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Pit Boss (N) (S) House (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) House (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) Three Stooges Pet Star (S) (CC) Million Dollar List. Million Dollar List. Paid Paid Paid Paid Bethenny Ever CNN Presents The Closer “Prob- lem Child” (CC) (:35) Ugly Betty “Family/Affair” (S) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Brothers & Sisters “Home Front” (S) (:35) NUMB3RS “Finders Keepers” (Off Air) College Hockey Minnesota at Bemidji State. Access Hollywood (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Paid Program FOX at 9 (:02) Poker After Dark (CC) Rock, Pop, and Doo Wop (My Music) (S) Rick Steves Paid Program Bellator Fighting Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program Old (:35) ›› “Memories of Me” (1988, Comedy) Billy Crystal, Alan King. Christine North Voices (:35) Cold Case “Mind Hunters” (S) KIDS Gifts of Imperfection: Living With Courage, Compassion Sports Zone Open House North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace “Freefall” Sports Zone NEWS Easy Yoga for Arthritis North Voices (:35) Entertainers (CC) News Paid Program Sports Zone Missing (CC) Paid Program Back Care Basics: Yoga Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Adven- tures Paid Program Real Green

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