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SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 5, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) KDLH KSTP Cyber- chase 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Rogers Arthur (S) (EI) The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) Good Morning America (N) (CC) KCCO The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) WDSE (Off Air) Mister Super Why! KAWE Business Lakeland Caillou KMSP Paid KARE KVRR (CC) Program Hom- eowner Today (N) (S) (CC) (Off Air) Paid Program WUCW Paid WFTC Paid KPXM Paid (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) Program Program Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV (CC) Cubix: Robots Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program Aqua Kids Cubix: Robots Wild Animals Paid Program My Ghost Story House Sell Paid Program (5:00) Puppy Bowl III Puppies play. (S) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Wild Animal Curious George Martha Speaks Victory Garden Busy- town Horse- land Thomas/ Friends Thomas/ Friends Home- time (N) Busy- town 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Horse- land Bob the Builder Bob the Builder Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Ariel & Zoey Sonic X (CC) Swap TV (EI) Paid Program Three Stooges BETA Records Sonic X (CC) Holly- wood Simply Fishing Three Stooges Dogs 101 (CC) Top Chef (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Ask This Old H’se Doodle- bops New School Busy- town Signing Time! (S) Dragon- FlyTV KARE 11 News Saturday (N) Market- place Yu-Gi- Oh! 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(S) ›› “Hang ’Em High” (1968, Western) Clint East- wood, Inger Stevens, Ed Begley. (CC) Animals Strike Behind Bars (CC) Cops & Coyotes Almost, Away Scrubs Scrubs Scrubs Comedy (1:51) ›› “Balls of Fury” (2007) (CC) Almost, Away Your Money Newsroom Newsroom Newsroom Paid Program Simp- sons Count- down Joy/ Painting KIDS Gifts of Imperfection: Living With Courage, Compassion College Basketball Regional Coverage. (Live) (CC) College Basketball Regional Coverage. (Live) (CC) In Julia’s Kitchen Test Kitchen NEWS Easy Yoga for Arthritis College Basketball Villanova at Pitts- burgh. (Live) (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Sam’s Town 300. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas. (Live) College Basketball Villanova at Pitts- burgh. (Live) (CC) Burt Wolf The Avia- tors Judge- Brown Judge- Brown Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) Motor- Week (S) Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Home- time (N) New Play Piano in a Flash: 3 Steps to Piano Success (S) (CC) Judge Judy (S) PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (S Live) (CC) Paid Program Grey’s Anatomy (CC) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Premiere. (CC) American Masters (S) (CC) Paid Program Evening News News World News News Evening News Garden Smart FOX at 5 (N) How I Met Extra (N) (S) (CC) Inside Edition Victory Garden Lawrence Welk’s Big Band Splash FOX at 5:30 (N) News Nightly News How I Met The Insider (N) ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner, Rene Russo. Premiere. (S) (:45) ››› “The Good,The Bad, And The Ugly” (1967) Clint Eastwood. Three violent, determined men vie for a $200,000 treasure. (CC) Beyond Scared Straight Killer Aliens Invasive species in Florida. 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Investigates: Dating Nightmares SportsCenter The SportsCenter ›› “Look Who’s Talking Too” (1990) C. SportsCenter Final English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. Chaplet Rosary Daily Mass Boy Fishing Fishing Fisher Fisher Out ›› “Lost in Space” (1998) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers. Central Central Paid Paid E! News (N) SportsCenter (Live) College GameDay College Basketball Teams TBA. (Live) SportsNation Donut Catholic Angels Lucy Knights Holy Daily Mass ›› “Look Who’s Talking Now” Golf Fix Lessons Lessons Pipe Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Steve Harvey “Our Re- lations” Steve Harvey ››› “D.O.A.” (1949) Edmond O’Brien, Luther Adler. 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(Live) Musky Woods Out DW-TV Fishing Fishing Fishing Out Women’s College Basketball ›› “Beowulf” (2007) Voices of Ray Winstone. Pipe ›› “Doomsday” (2008, Action) Rhona Mitra. Golf PGA Tour Golf Parents Rugrats Fanboy Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. T.U.F.F. Penguin Penguin T.U.F.F. Power Jackson Big Time Victo Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Penguin Penguin Fanboy Fanboy Sponge. Sponge. ›› “Commando” (1985, Action) (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid The Twilight Zone Twilight ››› “Dog Soldiers” (2002, Horror) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon ›› “Fighting Trouble” (1956) Bowery Boys. Moving Up (CC) Certain Age Moving Up (CC) The Closer (CC) ›› “Never Been Kissed” (1999) (CC) ›› “Queen Sized” (2008) (CC) Xtreme Horse. Trucks! Muscle Best of PRIDE Fighting To Be Announced “Never Cry Werewolf” (2008) (CC) (:25) ››› “Selena” (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. Mexican-American singer skyrockets to fame. (CC) Moving Up (CC) ›› “Son of Lassie” (1945) Peter Law- ford, June Lockhart. (CC) (DVS) Best of PRIDE Fighting (:25) ›› “A Walk in the Clouds” (1995, Romance) Keanu Reeves. (CC) “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” “Librarian: Return to King” ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008, Fantasy) Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes. (CC) Be Be Be Heat of Night Law Order: CI Charlie To Be Announced Law Order: CI Law Order: CI (5:50) ›› “I Spy” (2002) (S) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (:05) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (:15) ›› “Men With Brooms” (2002) Crossrds (:35) “The Cake Eaters” ‘R’ “Chipmunks-Squeakquel” ››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page. (S) NASCAR › “Motherhood” (2009) (CC) ›› “Dreamscape” (1984) “I Do & I Don’t” (2007) ‘R’ (:25) “Walled In” (2009) ‘R’ 18 – FEBRUARY 27 - MARCH 5, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH “School of Life” (2005) David Paymer. (:45) ›› “The Losers” (2010) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “The Craft” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) (12:55) ›› “Replicant” ‘R’ ›› “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” (1964, Fantasy) Voices of Don Knotts. 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