The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, January 21, 2011 12 latelaughs A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 The Tonight Show: Jay Leno The captain of the USS Enterprise aircraft carrier has been relieved of command for appearing in raunchy videos on the ship. They are calling this the most embarrassing video involving Navy personnel since that guy from the Village People. This weekend in Arkansas, thousands of dead birds dropped out of the sky and there were 100,000 dead fish in the rivers. Also, McDonald’s is having a special on Chicken McNuggets and Filet- o-Fish. Green Earth 2 x 2.5 How is this for sexism: al-Qaida announced this week that women don’t have what it takes to be terrorists. Please! Women can’t be terrorists?! Any guy here ever forget an anniversary? ADDING MACHINE BARBED WIRE BREAD SLICER BULLDOZER COTTON GIN EDISON FLINT TOOLS FORD FRANKLIN GRAIN ELEVATOR GUTENBERG IDEA A/ Leatherstocking 2 x 5 MASON JAR MEGAPHONE METAL DETECTOR NEWTON NYLON PATENT PHONE PROTOTYPE RADAR RADIO STEAM LOCOMOTIVE TEFLON TELEVISION TESLA TEST THRESHER VELCRO WHEEL From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject. The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson Resolutions just set you up for failure. My resolution last year was to learn Spanish and that only lasted about “dos week-os.” I hope the lottery winner is someone who needs the money, who’s been living in their car and eating out of the garbage. Like Randy Quaid. The lottery preys on people’s hopes of getting rich without doing anything. People should get their money the old- fashioned way: be born a Kardashian. Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Nickelodeon just renewed “SpongeBob SquarePants” for a ninth season. You can tell SpongeBob is growing up because he wants to be called “SpongeRobert.” tvsearch Invent A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4”