The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, December 3, 2010 12 latelaughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno It was bad enough when the TSA agents would go through your underwear in your luggage. Now they’re going through your underwear while you’re wearing it. To make things worse, the airlines are charging a $15 molestation fee. Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married. Is that going to work? Kate is smart, hard- working and attractive -- she undermines everything the royal family stands for. The House Ethics Committee has found Rep. Charles Rangel guilty of financial misconduct. It wasn’t easy. They had to go way outside Washington to find anyone that knew anything about ethics. The Late Show: David Letterman Sarah Palin has her own weekly show now on TLC. Every week she shows you around Alaska. They do a lot of fishing in Alaska and in a lot of places it’s “catch and release.” You know what that is? It’s like what they do to Lindsay Lohan. They had an auction of Bernie Madoff’s belongings, trying to raise money for the people from whom he stole all that dough. They also sold Madoff’s underpants: they were Fraud of the Loom. Not surprising, all of Madoff’s clothing is made of 100% fleece. Prince William is getting married next year. No date has been set yet for the divorce. Sarah Palin’s new show is a huge hit and producers are now saying that no endangered species were harmed ... well, except for the Democrats. A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 ARTIST BACK BICEPS BUTTERFLY CELTIC DOLPHIN DRAGON DYES FLASH HEART HENNA INDELIBLE INKED KAT VON D MAORI SOCIETY MEHNDI NOSE RING PAIN PIERCINGS PIGMENT PURPLE RED RITUAL ROSE SAILORS SAMOA SESSION SKIN Green Earth 2 x 2.5 SLEEVE SNAKE STERILE STUDIO SYMBOL TA MOKO TAPPING METHOD TATS TATTOO MACHINE TATTOOIST TURQUOISE Live: Jimmy Kimmel Sarah Palin’s new reality show had very high ratings. It’s basically “Ice Road Soccer Mom.” There was a funny moment on Palin’s show when the Palins approached a brown bear and asked to see its papers. Prince William and Kate Middleton will be married at the ancient gothic church, St. Paul’s Cathedral, where every royal wedding has been held for the last 100 years. Either that or they’ll get married in Cabo. I’m so excited for the wedding, I hope Oprah takes me as her plus-one. Late Night: Jimmy Fallon NBC is creating a new reality dating show that is being described as a cross between “Survivor” and “The Bachelor.” It’s called “Who Wants to Date Charlie Sheen?” Dick Cheney attended the ceremony. It’s fitting for Cheney to be at the library -- he spent eight years telling Bush to be quiet. tvsearch Tattoo s n A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject. n L o i f ! e . w I o s O r A c e c a i s i t . e i t