The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, November 19, 2010 12 latelaughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Authorities believe those suspicious deliveries by UPS last week may have been a dry run for a terrorist plot or a really smart move by FedEx. Brett Favre had to be carted off the field this weekend after taking a hit that required 10 stitches in his chin. And while they were at it, just to be on the safe side, the doctors also stitched up the front of his pants. All year long, the Democrats were telling people to “get out and vote.” Then people told the Democrats, “We voted, now get out!” I loved how the different TV news networks covered the elections. Like on MSNBC, it was called “Election Night 2010: What Went Wrong?” At Fox News, it was “Election Night 2010: Party!” Here in California, Meg Whitman spent $160 million of her own money on the campaign and lost. To which the Yankees said, “Hey, join the club!” The Late Show: David Letterman Pontiac is out of business. If you want to see a Pontiac now, you have to go to Cuba or to Jay Leno’s garage. Charlie Sheen trashed his hotel room in New York City last week. You know you’re in trouble in the hotel room when you call housekeeping and FEMA shows up. Over the weekend, there were bomb packages from Yemen sent by the same guy who had the underpants bomb. I’m telling you, this guy has made more bombs than Kevin Costner. Live: Jimmy Kimmel No one came to my house to trick-or-treat. I think the moat might be scaring people away. They premiered Justin Bieber’s new music video AISLES BAGS BARCODES BREAD BULK BINS CANS CARTS before a baseball game. If there’s anything that says “America’s national pastime,” it’s a Canadian teenage mop- head. After the Giants won the World Series, they had a riot in San Francisco, overturning Priuses and lighting clean-burning bonfires. Thousands of marijuana enthusiasts went to the polls this morning in California to support Prop 19. Unfortunately, the election was the day before. Supporters of Prop 19 believed the new law would have raised billions of dollars in tax revenue and created thousands of jobs for people to be too stoned to show up to. The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson It’s the night before the election and Republicans are saying “It’s time for a change!” And Democrats are saying “Stay the course!” And Charlie Sheen is saying “Where are my pants?” Christina O’Donnell made the election stuff more interesting. I mean, this election cycle was just a lot of people shouting at each other. It was like an episode of “The View.” tvsearch Grocery store CEREAL BOX CHANGE CHECKOUT CHEESE COFFEE A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 COUNTERS COUPON DEALS DELI EGG CARTON FLOUR FLYERS FRESH KA-CHING! LINE LIST MILK PACKAGING PASTA PET FOOD POP PRICE Green Earth 2 x 2.5 A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” s n FROZEN FOODS GROCERIES JARS JUICE PRODUCE RAIN CHECK SCALE SCAN SNACKS SOAP SOUP SUGAR TEA TOFU TV DINNERS From the list below, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject. n L o i f ! e . w I o s O r A c e c a i s i t . e i t