The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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12 • April 9 - 15, 2023 • Brainerd Dispatch that you're talking about a bank collapse proves it isn't — that's like going to a funeral and giving a eulogy about how Nana's going to be fine. President Biden signed an executive order today [Mar. 14] that increases background checks on gun purchases. From now on, gun dealers are gonna ask your first and last name. President Biden spoke today [Mar. 15] in Las Vegas about health care. Oh, you mean that place where everyone smokes indoors and it's cool to have 7 a.m. cocktails as long as you haven't been to sleep yet? Yeah. Sure, health care in Vegas is a major priority. The Late Late Show With James Corden The Academy [Awards] tried to get people to learn more by flashing scannable QR codes on the screen. They even did it after the in memoriam section. Now, when you scan the QR code, you only have to watch two tasteful Dr. Pepper ads before seeing who else died last year. With new concerns about Credit Suisse being the next bank to fall, the bank crisis might be heading over to Europe. You know it's just going to backpack around, sleep in some hostels, see the sights ... it's a gap year, is what it is. cards. There are all kinds of scams going on. One guy — this is a crazy story — spent all his money on what he thought was a thriving online business. Turned out to be Twitter; his name was Elon Musk. Donald Trump is having another very bad week. It may be his last week as an unindicted man. Remember that perfect call he made asking the Georgia secretary of state to find him 11,000 votes? Well, apparently there's another recording of another call ... one made to the Georgia Speaker of the House. A member of the grand jury reported hearing a second recording in which Trump tries to pressure the state Speaker to overturn the election. Basically, Trump tried to order the presidency over the phone, like it was a stuffed crust pizza. Late Night With Seth Meyers President Biden spoke this morning [Mar. 13] about Friday's collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and reassured Americans the country's financial system is safe. But remember, this is a guy whose whole financial system is definitely a coffee can on a high shelf. "See, the thing is, they never look up there." That's right, President Biden reassured Americans the country's financial system is safe. OK, I think the fact Tonight [Mar. 14], President Biden attended a big Democratic fundraiser in Las Vegas. Yep, not really the best timing for Biden. Yesterday, he assured us the banking system is safe, and 24 hours later, he rolled up in Vegas. He's like, "Putting it all on black." Anyway, long story short, Caesars Palace now owns Rhode Island. Ikea has recalled thousands of mirrors because they could fall and cut people. Honestly, customers should have seen this coming because the name of the mirror is Fällüncütü. Jimmy Kimmel Live! According to the FBI, Americans lost $10.3 billion on internet scams last year, and that doesn't even count those Trump digital trading The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Yesterday [Mar. 14], a Russian fighter jet collided with a U.S. drone. Even worse, after the collision, the Russian plane didn't even leave a note on the windshield. Now our insurance is gonna go up. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Yesterday [Mar. 12] was Selection Sunday, where they announce the 68 teams in this year's March Madness tournament. Yep, that's exciting. That's right. It starts at 68, then 32, then eventually down to one — just like the number of U.S. banks. Late Laughs SATURDAY'S SOLUTION FRIDAY'S SOLUTION INDEPENDENTLY OWNED & OPERATED BY JEFF & TRACY SWENSON 218-828-4320 chemdryofthelakes.com WE ALSO CLEAN: • WOOD & VINY L FLOORS • TILE & GROUT • GRANITE COUNTER TOP RENEWAL Serving Crow Wing, Aitkin, Morrison, Todd, N. Mille Lacs and Southern Cass Counties ASK ABOUT OUR CURRENT SPECIALS! Thank You for voting us the Best Carpet Cleaner 3 years in a row! SUPERIOR CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING Your Hometown Full-Service Jewelry Ste Family Owned and Operated Since 1984 Hours: Mon-Sat 9-5 • Hwy. 210 W, Aitkin (218) 927-6446 • Tools • Furniture • Housewares • Gifts • New Inventory Arriving Weekly 25,000 Sq. Ft. To Shop From 218.692.6072 trebilhearing.com 35548 County Road 66, Crosslake BRING BACK THE JOY OF HEARING Come to us for a FREE hearing test to find out.