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12 • March 12 - 18, 2023 • Brainerd Dispatch President Biden said yesterday [Feb. 15] that the back and forth with Republicans in his State of the Union address made him feel like he was, "Back on the playground." "So jealous," said Matt Gaetz. The Late Late Show With James Corden The Super Bowl was last night [Feb. 12]. ... Patrick Mahomes overcame a 10-point deficit at half-time to lead his team to win on a last-second field goal. He did all of this with a sprained ankle. Now, to be fair, the human body can do incredible things after witnessing a live Rihanna performance. A man in Bolivia tried to escape prison in a rather unusual way: he disguised himself as a sheep. He successfully broke out of prison, then put on a sheepskin jacket in an attempt to blend in as he crawled through nearby fields. ... Bah-d idea. Anyway ... [he was] killed by a wolf. This morning [Feb. 16], President Biden underwent his second physical exam as president. Biden's physician reported that the president remains healthy and vigorous. Between the FBI search and undergoing a physical, this is a huge week for Biden getting probed. down another unidentified flying object yesterday [Feb. 12], the third one in four days. I never in a million years thought I'd say this: Where the h—- is the Space Force? Why is that a thing? George Santos reportedly raised money for a recount that never happened, and back in 2017, he was interviewed by police in Seattle as part of an investigation into an international credit card fraud scheme. That one's a little confusing because when the cops showed up to interrogate him, he pulled out his own badge and was like, "Thanks, officer. Agent Santos. I'll take it from here." Can we please just fast-forward to the five-part Netflix documentary about the mild-mannered congressman who turned out to be a serial killer? This guy — he is the Michael Jordan of lying, and according to his bio, he's also "the" Michael Jordan. Late Night With Seth Meyers The State Department today [Feb. 13] issued a "do not travel" advisory for Russia. Yeah, we weren't planning on it. "Bad news, kids. I know you had your hearts set on going to the Kremlin, but looks like we're going to do Disney." [Feb. 11]. The car drove perfectly, then they were thrown onto their front porch like a cheap set of luggage. Unfortunately, after the Amazon car dropped one guy off at his doorstep, someone ran up and stole him. Today [Feb. 15], Nikki Haley officially kicked off her presidential campaign and during her speech she called for politicians older than 75 to have a mandatory competency test. ... Yeah, she said older politicians need mental checks and new ideas. Then, Trump looked at Biden like, "Wow, she's really going after you." Jimmy Kimmel Live! All of a sudden there are more UFOs than Chick-fil-As now. The Air Force shot The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Last week [Feb. 1], a Chinese spy balloon soared across America before finally being shot down by a stealth fighter. Just a reminder: we spend almost $800 billion a year on defense and we used it to pop a balloon. Yesterday [Feb. 14], Dianne Feinstein — who is 89 years old — announced that she would not seek re-election in 2024. Well, yeah. She's almost 90. She shouldn't be running for senate, she should be running for president. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon For the first time, Amazon's self-driving car transported passengers on public roads Late Laughs SATURDAY'S SOLUTION FRIDAY'S SOLUTION 218.692.6072 trebilhearing.com 35548 County Road 66, Crosslake BRING BACK THE JOY OF HEARING Come to us for a FREE hearing test to find out. Your Hometown Full Service Jewelry Ste Family Owned and Operated Since 1984 Hours: Mon-Sat 9-5 • Hwy. 210 W, Aitkin (218) 927-6446 • Tools • Furniture • Housewares • Gifts • New Inventory Arriving Weekly 25,000 Sq. Ft. To Shop From INDEPENDENTLY OWNED & OPERATED BY JEFF & TRACY SWENSON 218-828-4320 chemdryofthelakes.com WE ALSO CLEAN: • WOOD & VINY L FLOORS • TILE & GROUT • GRANITE COUNTER TOP RENEWAL Serving Crow Wing, Aitkin, Morrison, Todd, N. Mille Lacs and Southern Cass Counties ASK ABOUT OUR CURRENT SPECIALS! Thank You for voting us the Best Carpet Cleaner 3 years in a row! SUPERIOR CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING