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12 • February 5 - 11, 2023 • Brainerd Dispatch The Late Show With Stephen Colbert With all of the problems in the world, Fox News remains laser focused on the big issue: M&M's have gone woke. First of all, no they haven't. Second, if any candy is woke, isn't it the one that tells you to "Taste the rainbow?" Back in November, Biden's lawyers found the government material while closing out an office at a think tank called the "Penn Biden Center," named no doubt after the close relationship between Biden and "Gossip Girl" heartthrob Penn Badgley. Details are still coming out, we don't know how the documents ended up there, and it's unclear what they pertain to, but given were found in his old think tank office, and added he wasn't sure what was in the files. Ah, yes, the ol' "grandpa caught shoplifting" maneuver. Late Night with Seth Meyers President Biden said yesterday [Jan. 10] that he was surprised by the news that classified documents Biden's age, I assume it's the Spanish-American War and the digging of the Panama Canal. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Today [Jan. 11], New York Republicans called on Congressman George Santos to resign, and Santos responded, saying he won't. But since it's Santos, that means he will, maybe. Santos said he's not a quitter, and he proved it at the '92 Olympics, where he won five gold medals. Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below Late Laughs 12 • February 5 - 11, 2023 • Brainerd Dispatch The Late Show With Stephen Colbert With all of the problems in the world, Fox News remains laser focused on the big issue: M&M's have gone woke. First of all, no they haven't. Second, if any candy is woke, isn't it the one that tells you to "Taste the rainbow?" 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