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12 • December 18 - 24, 2022 • Brainerd Dispatch country's most popular current flavors. We're not making this up, the flavor is mint chocolate. Look at that color. I don't know whether to eat it or paint my kitchen with it. A team of robotic engineers has created battery-powered shoes. They're called Moonwalkers and they can apparently boost your walking speed by two and a half times. I don't know where that man is headed so fast in those shoes, but it's definitely not to a date. CBS News announced today [Nov. 22] that after a forensic review, the [Hunter Biden] laptop data appears to be genuine. Perfect. Just in time for your Thanksgiving dinner. [Nov. 22] allowed Kyrie Irving to return to the team after apologizing for posting a link to an antisemitic documentary. It's a miracle: his suspension was only supposed to last for one game, but it lasted eight. 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A team of robotic engineers has created battery-powered shoes. They're called Moonwalkers and they can apparently boost your walking speed by two and a half times. I don't know where that man is headed so fast in those shoes, but it's definitely not to a date. CBS News announced today [Nov. 22] allowed Kyrie Irving to return to the team after apologizing for posting a link to an antisemitic documentary. It's a miracle: his suspension was only supposed to last for one game, but it lasted eight. According to a new survey, 11 per cent of Americans said that they find the sound of a baby's laugh relaxing, while the other 89 per cent said, "Oh, damn it, the baby's awake." The Late Late Show With James Corden KFC in South Korea has introduced a chicken dipping sauce with one of the Court today [Nov. 22] ruled against him. They denied Trump's request to stop Democrats in the House from examining his taxes. The ruling was unanimous; there were no dissents. You know it's bad when even Clarence Thomas is like, "I'm out, bro. You're on your own on this one." Late Night With Seth Meyers RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel reportedly told top Republican donors last week that the party needs to avoid factionalism and unify there were no presents. But now I love Thanksgiving because there are no presents. One of, if not the most anticipated release of the year, is the long-awaited sequel to "Avatar." It was very expensive — so expensive, director James Cameron says the movie needs to make $2 billion just to break even. I feel like you need Tom Cruise and Spider- Man fighting Harry Potter on the Death Star to make $2 billion. We may actually, finally, maybe, get to see what Darth Tax Evader has been hiding from us. The Supreme This is how close DeSantis is: he's only five points away from Trump calling it rigged. Today [Nov. 22] Dr. Fauci gave his final White House briefing before his retirement. He was like, "This is my last day, so if you want to inject bleach, go nuts." I heard about a British fisherman who caught a goldfish that was over 60 pounds. ... The goldfish was like, "So I went a little overboard on Thanksgiving, OK? What, everyone's a Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below The Late Show With Stephen Colbert The homophobia there [at the FIFA World Cup in Qatar] is so extreme, we've heard reports that rainbow- wearing fans have been refused entry to the games. They're banning love and rainbows — basically, FIFA is the bad guy in a Care Bears movie. America's traditional expression of love: the food coma. The day after you've shared your meal with family and friends, it's time for the next tradition: trampling them at Best Buy for a pair of Bluetooth headphones. The Tonight Show Star- Late Laughs