The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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12 • July 17 - 23, 2022 • Brainerd Dispatch Late Night With Seth Meyers After President Biden fell off his bike over the weekend, former president Trump said he will "never, ever ride a bicycle." Oh, nobody thought you were going to. I mean, at least until you said you weren't, because if this is anything like your past promises, you'll be in the Tour de France next month. The mayor of Moffat, Colorado, which has 70 [marijuana] dispensaries but only 120 residents, said in a new interview that she is considering changing the name of the town to Kush. Said residents: "Yeah, we know! You said the same thing, like, 20 minutes ago!" Have any of you been watching the Stanley Cup finals? Game 3 was on ABC earlier tonight, and if you know me, you know I can't get enough of hockey. You get all dressed up and punch people in the face — it's like the Oscars on ice! Today [June 21] is also known as the Summer Solstice — which is the longest day of the year. ... Out of all the days in the year, this is the one where we get the most sunlight. So, if you were still sad today, I hate to break it to you, but your seasonal depression is just regular depression. Jimmy Kimmel Live! with Sean Hayes It's great to be back on ABC. You know, I spent more than a decade at NBC on a little show, you probably never saw it, "Will and Grace"? Yeah, 75 years ago, "Will and Grace" was ahead of its time! We were the first sitcom to point out that rich white ladies named Karen were problematic. Here's a tip I picked up over the years: You can save a lot on Father's Day cards if your dad abandoned you when you were a child. Just me? Too dark? ... But I like Father's Day. It's fun to see people posting old pictures of their dads who all looked like hot serial killers from the '70s. above?" ... It's a tough choice. People are like, "Do I want a guy who can't ride a bike or a guy who can't walk down a ramp?" The Late Late Show With James Corden Ukraine is expected to find out next week if it will be given candidate country status for European membership. It's the next key step in a process that could take years before Ukraine is admitted as a full European Union member. Finally, Ukraine is getting what it so desperately needs right now: a bunch of government paperwork. former president's Wisconsin lawyer, Kenneth Chesebro. Really? A lawyer from Wisconsin named Cheese- bro? You must "brie" joking. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Starting tomorrow, COVID vaccine shots will be available to kids 5 and under. ... Meanwhile, Chuck E. Cheese was like, "Yeah, but I still wouldn't touch that ball pit." According to a recent poll, most Americans do not want Biden or former president Trump to run again in 2024. In two years, Americans are going to walk into the voting booth like, "Um, can we choose none of the The Late Show with Stephen Colbert It was a bit of a bumpy weekend for Joe Biden. He was in Delaware celebrating his 45th wedding anniversary when he had a little whoopsie-daisy [and fell of a bicycle]. ... The only thing falling faster is bitcoin. And Joe's approval ratings. It's the first day of summer [June 21] ... and you know what that means: time to slip on the Speedo and dive head first into the Jan. 6 hearings, because this afternoon the committee held the fourth installment in a great summer beach read I'm calling "Scary Plotter and the Goblet of Liars." [Lawyer John] Eastman is the one who came up with the plan to send alternate slates of fake electors to Washington from battleground states that Biden didn't want, and one of those states was Wisconsin. The [Jan. 6] Committee revealed a damning memo pushing for alternate electors from the Late Laughs SATURDAY'SSOLUTION FRIDAY'SSOLUTION 35548CountyRoad66,Crosslake www.trebilhearing.com | 218.692.6072 Don't let hearing difficulties get in the way of your most important relationships. Contact us by phone or online today to schedule your free hearing test and learn about the latest discreet and effective treatment options. Healthy Hearing Keeps You Connected Family Owned and Operated Since 1984 We Buy Gold & Silver Hours:Mon-Sat9-5•Hwy.210W,Aitkin (218) 927-6446 •Tools•Furniture •Housewares•Gifts •NewInventory ArrivingWeekly 25,000 Sq. Ft. To Shop From INDEPENDENTLY OWNED & OPERATED BY JEFF & TRACY SWENSON 218-828-4320 chemdryofthelakes.com WE ALSO CLEAN: • WOOD & VINYL FLOORS • TILE & GROUT • GRANITE COUNTER TOP RENEWAL Serving Crow Wing, Aitkin, Morrison, Todd, N. Mille Lacs and Southern Cass Counties ASK ABOUT OUR CURRENT SPECIALS! Thank You for voting us the Best C arpet Cleaner 3 years in a row! m SUPERIOR CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING SUPERIOR CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING