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12 • June 5 - 11, 2022 • Brainerd Dispatch The Spanish government is expected to pass a new law that would give women three days of "menstrual leave" every four weeks if they're in pain and need to stay home from work. Which, on the one hand is very considerate, but on the other it's gonna be a little bit odd for everyone in the office to know when it's Gabriela's time of the month, isn't it? The Jan. 6 Committee today took the extraordinary step of sending subpoenas to five House Republicans who have refused to co-operate so far. Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Andy Biggs and Mo Brooks all got served. Either that or this is a Cialis commercial. ... Are you suffering from "electile" dysfunction? Charles delivered the speech in the Queen's place. ... The Queen has only missed the event twice in her reign: in 1959 and in 1963, both times while she was pregnant. So, congratulations, Your Majesty! Jimmy Kimmel Live! I don't know if you've heard this, but the Republic of North Korea today reported their first case of COVID-19. Can you imagine that? Two years after we all got it. ... How did COVID even get into North Korea? Did Kid Rock play Pyongyang and not tell us about it? of Americans think life in France is better than life in the United States. They even admit that they fantasize about living in France. To which French people were like, "What a coincidence! We think we're better than you guys, too!" As you know, Elon Musk is in the middle of purchasing Twitter. Well, today [May 9] Musk said that one of the first things he would do after the acquisition goes through is lift the permanent Twitter ban on Donald Trump. [I'll] tell you what: We are leaving this show in the nick of time, gang! Today [May 9] was the official state opening of Parliament in London, and for the first time ever, Prince Today [May 11] President Biden visited a farm in Illinois, where he announced new steps to fight rising food costs and inflation. You know your presidency is in rough shape when your staff is like, "It's time to drive you to a farm upstate." The Late Late Show With James Corden Apple is no longer the world's most valuable company. The company was just surpassed by Saudi oil giant Aramco. It's just nice to see a Saudi oil giant catch a break, isn't it? According to a new poll, half the highest bid came in at $277. Wow! I have not seen anything lose value that quickly since Kevin Spacey's Oscars. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Today Biden was back in Washington, where he [co-] hosted a virtual COVID summit. The fact that the summit was held virtually pretty much tells you how we're doing in the fight against COVID. Nike has accused the retail website StockX of selling counterfeit versions of their shoes. Apparently, people were angry to hear that they dropped $300 on a pair of Air Gordons. Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below The Late Show with Stephen Colbert After pandemic upheavals, tomorrow [May 7] will see what's being called a "normal Kentucky Derby." So, tiny men on giant horses being screamed at by drunk women in enormous hats. You know, normal. Just because things are opening up doesn't mean COVID isn't still serious. Researchers recently announced that severe COVID can age the brain by 20 years. Now, if you're wondering, one sign your brain has aged 20 years [is] you've recently started watching CBS. Welcome. Remember: drink plenty of fluids, watch plenty of "Blue Bloods." [The Wall Street Journal reported that] "many NFT owners are finding their investments are worth significantly less than when they bought them." ... An NFT of the first tweet from Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey sold in March 2021 for $2.9 million, but when it went up for auction recently, Late Laughs SATURDAY'S SOLUTION Move Crossword solution here. Already on the Tvmedia page 12 move down and resize FRIDAY'S SOLUTION The Spanish government is expected to pass a new law that would give women three days of "menstrual leave" every four weeks if they're in pain and need to stay home from work. Which, on the one hand is very considerate, but on the other it's gonna be a little bit odd for everyone in the office to know when it's Gabriela's time of the month, isn't it? The Jan. 6 Committee today took the extraordinary step of sending subpoenas to five House Republicans who have refused to co-operate so far. Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Charles delivered the speech in the Queen's place. ... The Queen has only missed the event twice in her reign: in 1959 and in 1963, both times while she was pregnant. So, congratulations, Your Majesty! Jimmy Kimmel Live! I don't know if you've heard this, but the Republic of North Korea today reported their first case of COVID-19. Can you imagine that? Two years after we all got it. ... How did COVID even get into North Korea? Did Kid Rock play Pyongyang and not tell us about it? of Americans think life in France is better than life in the United States. They even admit that they fantasize about living in France. To which French people were like, "What a coincidence! We think we're better than you guys, too!" As you know, Elon Musk is in the middle of purchasing Twitter. Well, today [May 9] Musk said that one of the first things he would do after the acquisition goes through is lift the permanent Twitter ban on Donald Trump. [I'll] tell you what: We are leaving this show in the Today [May 11] President Biden visited a farm in Illinois, where he announced new steps to fight rising food costs and inflation. You know your presidency is in rough shape when your staff is like, "It's time to drive you to a farm upstate." The Late Late Show With James Corden Apple is no longer the world's most valuable company. The company was just surpassed by Saudi oil giant Aramco. It's just nice to see a Saudi oil giant catch a break, isn't it? According to a new poll, half the highest bid came in at $277. Wow! I have not seen anything lose value that quickly since Kevin Spacey's Oscars. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Today Biden was back in Washington, where he [co-] hosted a virtual COVID summit. The fact that the summit was held virtually pretty much tells you how we're doing in the fight against COVID. Nike has accused the retail Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below The Late Show with Stephen Colbert After pandemic upheavals, tomorrow [May 7] will see what's being called a "normal Kentucky Derby." So, tiny men on giant horses being screamed at by drunk women in enormous hats. You know, normal. Just because things are wondering, one sign your brain has aged 20 years [is] you've recently started watching CBS. Welcome. Remember: drink plenty of fluids, watch plenty of "Blue Bloods." [The Wall Street Journal reported that] "many NFT owners are finding their investments are worth significantly less than when Late Laughs INDEPENDENTLY OWNED & OPERATED BY JEFF & TRACY SWENSON 218-828-4320 chemdryofthelakes.com WE ALSO CLEAN: • WOOD & VINY L FLOORS • TILE & GROUT • GRANITE COUNTER TOP RENEWAL Serving Crow Wing, Aitkin, Morrison, Todd, N. Mille Lacs and Southern Cass Counties ASK ABOUT OUR CURRENT SPECIALS! 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