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Brainerd Dispatch • March 18 - 24, 2018 •17 SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 24, 2018 < Movies Sports Kids News 6 AM 6:30 7 AM 7:30 8 AM 8:30 9 AM 9:30 10 AM 10:30 11 AM 11:30 12 PM 12:30 1 PM 1:30 2 PM 2:30 3 PM 3:30 4 PM 4:30 5 PM 5:30 (2) KTCA Woodsm ith Shop Amer. Wood Wood- work Woodw- right's Mexico/ Plate JoanneW eir Fresh Simply Ming Cooking Essential Pepin Lidia's Kitchen Martha Bakes Weeknig ht Meals Cook's Country Test Kitchen Test Kitchen Cordially Invited Tracks Across 'TVPG' Places to Love Steves' Euro 2/2 Continent Rail "Vienna to Trieste" This Old House Hour 'TVG' (5) KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) GMA Saturday 'TVPG' 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) Wild Countd. Ocean Treks Sea Rescue Wildlife Docs Rock the Park Vacation Creation Shoppe- r's Show Shoppe- r's Show Paid Program X Games "Real Snow" (N) 'TV14' 30 for 30 "The Two Bills" 'TVG' Shoppe- r's Show Shoppe- r's Show 5 News (N) News (N) (7) KCCO CBS This Morning Saturday (N) 'TVG' WCCO 4 News Sat (N) Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Pet Vet Innova- tion Inspec- tors Paid Program 'TVPG' PBR Bull Riding 'TVPG' NCAA Basketball Division II Tournament Site: Sanford Pentagon (L) 'TVG' Paid Program 'TVPG' WCCO 4 News (N) News (N) (8) WDSE Off Air Daniel Tiger Pinka- Peterrific Splash & Bubbles Curious George Nature Cat 1/2 Ready Jet Go! Biz Kid$ Make It Artsy Quilting Arts Fons & Porter Sewing W Nancy Woodw- right's Woodsm ith Shop Amer. Wood Motor- week Places to Love Test Kitchen Martha's School Garden Smart History Detectives 'TVPG' News- hour. (N) #MeToo, Now (9) KAWE Nightly Business Lakeland News Pinka- Peterrific Splash & Bubbles Curious George Bob the Builder Ready Jet Go! Wild Kratts Little Women 'TVPG' Brain Body Mind Conn 'TVG' Bee Gees One for All The Bee Gees' much acclaimed One For All Tour. 'TVG' The New York Cantors 'TVPG' Little Women 'TVPG' Celtic Woman 'TVG' (9) KMSP Paid Program Enough Said FOX 9 Morning Saturday (N) Earth 2050 Nature Knows Outer Space Awesom e Planet Weird But True DIY Sci America Heart. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Access 'TVPG' Judge Judy Judge Judy FOX 9 at 5 (N) FOX 9 at 5:30 (N) (11) KARE Saturday Today 'TVG' Journey Naturall y, Danny KARE 11 News Saturday 'TVG' The Voyager Wilder- ness Vet FIS Alpine Skiing 'TVG' 2018 Paralympic 'TVG' Golf WGC: Match Play Site: Austin Country Club -- Austin, Texas (L) 'TVG' News@- 5PM (N) NBC News (N) (15) KVRR Mike & Molly Ultimate Outdoor Ocean Myst. Ocean Myst. Calling Dr. Pol Calling Dr. Pol Outback Advent. Rescue Me Weekend Marketplace 'TVG' Happi House Happi House Modern Family Modern Family TheSi- mpsons TheSi- mpsons TheSi- mpsons TheSi- mpsons Home- owner Home- owner Family Feud Family Feud (23) WUCW Angry Birds PinkPn- thrPal PinkPn- thrPal Battle Force 5 DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer This Old House Chicken Soup Market- place Market- place Happi House Market- place Market- place Market- place <+ Leprechaun ('93, Hor) Jennifer Aniston, Warwick Davis. 'TV14' Market- place Market- place Don't Blink Funn- yAsk (29) WFTC Paid Program Paid Program Holly- wood America Heart. Live Life & Win! Sports Stars Weekend Marketplace 'TVG' Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Whacked Out Whacked Out Rizzoli "Post Mortem" 'TV14' Bones 'TV14' (41) KPXM Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: S.V.U. 'TV14' SVU "American Disgrace" 'TV14' SVU "Pornstar's Requiem" 'TV14' SVU "Parole Violations" 'TV14' SVU "Devastating Story" 'TV14' SVU "Daydream Believer" 'TV14' SVU "Perverted Justice" 'TV14' SVU "Parent's Nightmare" 'TV14' SVU "Surrendering Noah" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Payback" 'TV14' A&E Flipping "Flip Gone Wrong" 'TVPG' Flipping "Yancey's Eleven" 'TV14' Flip Vegas "'70s House" 'TVPG' Zombie House Flippin 'TVPG' Zombie House Flipping 'TVPG' Live PD "Rewind" 'TV14' Live PD "Rewind" 'TV14' Live PD 'TV14' Live PD Live access inside the country's busiest police forces. 'TV14' AMC The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman <+++ Hang 'Em High ('68, West) Ed Begley Jr., Bruce Dern, Clint Eastwood. 'TV14' < In the Heart of the Sea ('15, Dra) Benjamin Walker, Cillian Murphy, Chris Hemsworth. 'TV14' <+++ Rambo: First Blood 'TV14' ANPL Tanked! Tanked! Tanked! Tanked! Animal Cribs Animal Cribs Animal Cribs Insane Pools Insane Pools Insane Pools Insane Pools Insane Pools BRAVO Queer Eye Queer Eye Queer Eye Queer Eye Reunion < To Be Announced 'TV14' <++ There's Something About Mary 'TVMA' < To Be Announced 'TV14' <+++ School of Rock CNBC (5:30) Paid Program 'TVPG' Undercover Boss Undercover Boss CNN New Day Saturday New Day Saturday Smerconish CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom COMC Scrubs Scrubs '70s (:45) '70s Show '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s '70s (:45) < To Be Announced 'TV14' Movie DISC Fishing Bayou ChasSun Silver Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced DISN Puppy Vamp < Pup Star: Better 2Gether ('17, Fam) StuckM. Bizaard. Andi M. Andi M. Andi M. Andi M. Bizaard. Bizaard. Bizaard. Bizaard. StuckM. StuckM. StuckM. StuckM. <++++ The Incredibles 'TVPG' E! H'wood Med H'wood Med H'wood Med E! News (N) The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians <++ Bride Wars ESPN SportsCenter (N) 'TVG' SportsCenter (N) 'TVG' SportsCenter (N) 'TVG' SportsCenter (N) 'TVG' SportsC- enter (N) NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Women's Sweet Sixteen (L) 'TVG' Champ. Studio NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Women's Sweet Sixteen (L) 'TVG' NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Women's Sweet Sixteen (L) 'TVG' Champ. Studio NCAA Basketb. ESPN2 NFL Live 30 for 30 Cornhole Johnsonville Championship SprtC (N) NCAA Baseball Arkansas at Florida (L) 'TVG' NCAA Softball Ten./S.C. (L) 'TVG' NCAA Softball Tex.A&M/Fla. (L) 'TVG' EWTN St.Mich. Rosary Daily Mass Catholic Hermie Lenten.. Jim-Joy Present Rosary Daily Mass Catalogue B'kmark EWTN on Location Mercy Rosary Called/Communion Answers Mentals Faith Lenten FNC (5:00) FOX & Friends Saturday 'TVG' Cavuto Live America's News HQ National and global headline news stories. 'TVG' America's News HQ 'TVG' Journal Editorial R. 'TVG' America's News HQ 'TVG' America's News HQ National and global headline news stories. 'TVG' FREE Grown <++ Hitch ('05, Com) Will Smith. 'TV14' (:05) <++ Forgetting Sarah Marshall 'TVMA' (:45) <+++ The Da Vinci Code ('06, Dra) Tom Hanks. 'TV14' <++ The Italian Job ('03, Act) 'TV14' Movie FSN Paid Paid Lund (N) Outdoor Backroad Musky Water&W Outdoors Wisconsin Lindner Fish West Fishing Sport Jour Fish Ed. In-Depth FishAdd. Outdoors SnowM Snowboarding U.S. Open Pre-game NBA Basketball FX Mother Mother Mother Mother Mother Mother <++ Battleship ('12, Sci-Fi) Taylor Kitsch. 'TVPG' <++ The Equalizer ('14, Act) Denzel Washington. 'TVMA' <+++ X-Men: Days of Future Past 'TV14' GOLF Morn. Drive Every aspect of the game, from instruction to analysis. (L) 'TVG' Golf Central Pre- game (L) 'TVG' Golf WGC: Match Play Site: Austin Country Club -- Austin, Texas (L) 'TVG' PGA Golf Corales Punta Cana Resort & Club Championship Site: Corales Golf Club (L) 'TVG' CHAMPS Golf Rapsican Systems Classic Round 2 Site: Fallen Oak (L) 'TVG' HGTV FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipVega FlipVega FlipVega FlipVega FlipVega FlipVega Fixer Upper Fixer Upper Fixer Upper Fixer Upper Fixer Upper Fixer Upper HIST Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People: Outdoors "Bruce's Dilemma" (N) 'TVPG' Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Forged in Fire Forged in Fire Forged in Fire LIFE Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Little Women: LA TBA < The Wrong Student < The Girl He Met Online NWSL Soccer Portland vs North Carolina (L) 'TVG' < Fatherly Obs... NBCSN (5:00) Match/Week EPL Match/Week Man. C./Liverp'l 'TVG' RFU Rugby English Premiership (L) 'TVG' ISU FigSkate World Championship 'TVG' Curling World Championship (L) 'TVG' ISU FigSkate World Championship 'TVG' NICK Loud H. Loud H. Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Loud H. Loud H. P Ranger Loud H. Loud H. Loud H. Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Loud H. Loud H. Loud H. Thunder SPIKE Paid Program Paid Program Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue <+++ Salt ('10, Act) Angelina Jolie. 'TV14' <++++ John Wick ('14, Act) 'TVMA' <+++ The Expendables 2 'TVMA' SYFY Paid Paid <++ Gulliver's Travels 'TVPG' <+++ Immortals ('11, Act) Henry Cavill. 'TVMA' <++ Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 'TV14' <++ G.I. Joe: Retaliation ('13, Act) 'TV14' < National Trea... TBN J.Osteen J.Prince Bible P.Island Rock Kid Auto J.Osteen J.Prince Veggie Puppets Monster Davey iShine Station DTH Creation J.Prince News Turning Point B.Graham Stage Gaither: Precious TBS Married, Children Married, Children <+++ The Pacifier ('05, Com) Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Vin Diesel. 'TVPG' < Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip ('15, Ani) Justin Long. 'TVPG' <+++ Shrek ('01, Ani) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. 'TVPG' Joker's Wild Drop the Mic Friends Friends Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory NCAA Pre-game Show (L) 'TVG' NCAA Basketball 'TVG' TCM (5:15) <+++ Bombshell 'TVPG' <+++ Haunted Gold ('32, West) John Wayne. The Decoy <+++ Tarzan Escapes ('36, Adv) Johnny Weissmuller. 'TVG' <+++ Kismet ('55, Mus) Ann Blyth, Dolores Gray, Howard Keel. 'TVG' <++++ The Ghost and Mrs. Muir ('47, Com) Natalie Wood. 'TVPG' <++++ Midnight Lace ('60, Thril) Rex Harrison, John Gavin, Doris Day. 'TVPG' <+++ The Wrong Man 'TVPG' TLC Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Coupon Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes TNT Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Bones Bones Bones <++ The Hangover Part III 'TVMA' <++ The A-Team ('10, Act) Liam Neeson. 'TV14' <++ Need for Speed TOON UNIKITTY UNIKITTY TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. Ben 10 OK K.O.! TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. A.nion Gumball Gumball Gumball UNIKITTY TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TRAV Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Exp. Unkown Bizarre Bizarre Zimmern Zimmern Sand Blasters Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures TRUTV Jokes Jokes Jokes Jokes Jokes Jokes Laff Laff Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Game Sh. Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Adam Adam Adam TVLAND Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Loves Ray Loves Ray USA Paid Program 'TVPG' Secret Life Kids Secret Life Kids <++ Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins ('08, Com) Martin Lawrence. 'TV14' <+++ 10 Things I Hate About You ('99, Com) Heath Ledger. 'TV14' < The Wedding Ringer ('14, Com) Josh Gad, Kevin Hart. 'TVPG' <++ Step Brothers ('08, Com) John C. Reilly, Will Ferrell. 'TVMA' <++ Little Fockers 'TV14' WGN Paid Paid Paid Paid MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH Home Videos Home Videos Home Videos MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH MASH HBO 4:25 < Back t... (:25) <+++ Shrek Forever After ('10, Ani) 'TVPG' Sesame St. (N) Sesame Street <+++ Ice Age ('02, Ani) Ray Romano. 'TVPG' (:25) < Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them ('16, Adv) 'TV14' (:45) < Arthur Miller: Writer ('17, Doc/Dra) Arthur Miller. 'TV14' <+++ Die Hard With a Vengeance ('95, Act) Bruce Willis. 'TVM' (:40) <++ The Fate of the Furious ('17, Act) 'TVPG' MAX 5:15 < The M... (:45) <+++ Watchmen ('09, Act) Billy Crudup, Matthew Goode, Malin Akerman. 'TVMA' <+++ Fargo ('96, Cri) Frances McDormand. 'TVMA' (:10) <++ Jennifer's Body ('09, Hor) Amanda Seyfried, Megan Fox. 'TV14' (:55) <++ All About Steve ('09, Com) 'TV14' (:35) < Almost Christmas ('16, Com) Omar Epps, Kimberly Elise. 'TV14' <++ Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 'TVMA' SHOW <++ U-571 ('00, War) Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey. 'TV14' Billions 'TVMA' Billions "Dead Cat Bounce" 'TVMA' Billions "Optimal Play" 'TVMA' Billions "The Oath" 'TVMA' Billions "Currency" 'TVMA' Billions "Indian Four" 'TVMA' Billions "Victory Lap" 'TVMA' Billions "The Kingmaker" 'TVMA' Billions "Sic Transit Imperium" 'TVMA' Billions 'TVMA' TMC 5: < King A... (:35) <++ The Interpreter ('05, Dra) Sean Penn, Nicole Kidman. 'TVPG' (:45) < Jenny's Wedding ('15, Com) Alexis Bledel, Katherine Heigl. 'TV14' < Personal Shopper ('16, Dra) Lars Eidinger, Kristen Stewart. 'TVMA' <++ Blue Chips ('94, Dra) Mary McDonnell, Nick Nolte. 'TV14' < Battle Scars ('15, War) Zane Holtz. 'TVMA' (:05) <++ Sniper ('93, Thril) Tom Berenger. 'TV14' :45 < The Int...

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