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SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 22, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KSTP This Old House This Old House Antiques Road- show (CC) KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This KAWE Almanac KMSP FOX KARE KVRR Old H'se This Old FOX WUCW Bloop- Bloop- ers! (N) KPXM (5:30) ›› "Fat Albert" (2004) WFTC Bones "The Doctor Kenan Thompson. (S) in the Photo" (S) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FNC) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) Storage Wars (5:00) Into the West (CC) Storage Wars Fortune CSI: Crime Scene House The Lawrence Welk Investigation (S) Show As Time Goes By Venture Pioneers of Televi- sion (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "Snake Eyes" (S) Antiques Road- show "San Jose" North (S) Green Red Red Green ››› "I Want to Live!" (1958, Biography) Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland. News Paid Program College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits "Coldplay" (CC) Digital Man/Digital World (S) (CC) College College Football Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (S Live) (CC) News College Football Michigan at Notre Dame. (N) (S Live) (CC) College College Football Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (S Live) (CC) ers! (N) ›› "The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez" (1983) Edward James Olmos. (CC) The Closer "Lay- over" (CC) ›› "Couples Retreat" (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (S) The Closer "Heart Attack" (CC) ››› "Shanghai Noon" (2000, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Lucy Liu. Premiere. (CC) Storage Wars Tanked: Unfi ltered Tanked (S) (CC) Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC ›› "The Wedding Planner" (2001) Tanked (N) (S) "Welcome Hme" Kevin Hart: Laugh Katt Williams Shake ItShake ItGood E! Special Movie College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football (:45) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Angelica Live ››› "Ratatouille" (2007, Comedy) Ian Holm FOX Report (N) Miracle of St. Therese Huckabee (N) Green- brier Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Tanked (S) Shipping Wars Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Law & Order "Bitter Fruit" (S) (CC) Shipping Wars Red Green FOX at 9 (N) News Storm Stories Red Green Primeval (S) (CC) Austin City Limits "Wilco" (S) (CC) News ABC Fall 2012 (:35) Private Prac- tice (S) (CC) Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami Infi nity Hall Live (S) Austin City Limits "Coldplay" (CC) Sports Prime. Touch "Zone of News Touch "Zone of Exclusion" (CC) Alien File Conspira- cy Files 30 Rock "Cooter" ›› "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (1993) Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, Roger Rees. Premiere. (CC) Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Tanked (S) Storage Wars (:07) ›› "The Wedding Planner" Tanked (S) Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker Katt 30 Rock (CC) Psych "True Grits" (S) (CC) Exclusion" (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) (S) (CC) 30 Sec- onds (:05) Cheaters (S) (CC) Buzz Ray- mond Psych "SantaBar- baratown" (CC) Storage Wars "Bombshell" (CC) SPORTS (:35) ›› "A Home of Our Own" (1993) Kathy Bates, Edward Furlong. Antiques Road- show (CC) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) From Dust to Dreams: Opening Night at the Smith Center for the Performing NOVA (S) (CC) (DVS) 30 Sec- onds Paid Program Paid (Off Air) NOVA (S) (CC) (DVS) Judge J. Brown Judge J. Paid Program (Off Air) Paid Program (:35) Futura- ma (S) Shipping Wars Punk'd (:05) Futura- ma (S) Psych Police hire a psychic detective. ››› "The Princess Bride" (1987) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. (CC) Shipping Wars Tanked (S) (CC) Shipping Wars Money Millions Ultimate Factories Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Ultimate Factories Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Paid Paid CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Soup Chelsea Fashion E! Special ››› "Ratatouille" (2007, Comedy) Ian Holm Stossel Catholicism Journal Editorial FOX Twins Wild PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. News Daily Mass Punk'd Paid Always Sunny Paid Program There Program Paid Yet? Psych The death of the Spellmaster. (S) Shipping Wars Brown Paid Program News Vikings POV Carolyn Parker rebuilds her life. (S) (CC) Program FOX at 9 Plan Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Preview Paid Mustang Journey Washing- ton Judge Judy (S) Program Paid Program Amer. Need to Know (S) Paid Program Paid Athlete Paid Program Pillow Paid Shipping Wars ›› "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (1993, Comedy) Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. (CC) Shipping Wars Paid Program Paid Program Paid Watson, Michael Rosenbaum. (CC) Program Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Program Paid Sid the Science Word- World Program Paid Program (:02) 1st Paid Program (:05) › "Sorority Boys" (2002) Barry Program Paid Look (S) Paid Program Paid Paid Program TBA Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Open House Paid Program Tomor- Three Stooges Mad Men "Hands Program Paid and Knees" (CC) Housewives/Atl. The Wedding Party Housewives/NJ Paid Paid Cook Paid Housewives/NJ Debt Debt Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Piers Morgan Wk Early Start Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Eddie Griffi n: You Can Tell Katt E! Special Score College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (:45) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Rosary Living Right ››› "The Mask" (1994) Jim Carrey. Hang Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Stossel Faith Justice With Judge Jeanine College Football (N Same-day Tape) Prattville, Ala. Saints Showcase Red Eye Central LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Handing Catholic EWTN Live Huckabee College Football (N Same-day Tape) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Paid Program Paid Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Program Paid SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Final (N) (CC) Football Final Half Paid Paid Paid Paid Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Hang Cook Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David ANT Gravity Vampire Gravity Jessie Code 9Austin Austin ANT ANT ANT ANT ››› "Dadnapped" (2009) E! Special Deck Deck Fish Phineas Little Octo Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NFL College Football Teams TBA. Baseball Tonight NHRA Drag Racing NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N Same-day Tape) Football College Football Behold Life Angelus Truths Prince Mass FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Football College UFC 152: Belfort vs. Jones Prelims (N) Two Two Wilfred Biased Louie Wilfred Biased Archer Archer League League Archer Two Two Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf MLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers Program Paid Program Golf (:01) "Walking the Halls" (2012) (CC) College Football Nevada at Hawaii. (N) (Live) (5:00) ››› "Starship Troopers" (CC) Precious Memories In Touch Seinfeld (CC) (5:00) ››› "The Time Machine" Seinfeld (CC) Big Time iCarly (S) Victo Victo YesDear YesDear Friends Friends Friends Friends George George YesDear YesDear My Wife My Wife Nanny Brady Brady TBA Grown T.U.F.F. ›› "Walking Tall" (2004) The Rock. "Camel Spiders" (2011) Brian Krause. › "Ice Spiders" (2007, Horror) (CC) ›› "From Paris With Love" (2010) ›› "Any Number Can Play" (1949, Drama) Clark Gable, Alexis Smith. (CC) › "Crank: High Voltage" (2009) (S) Caught Looking Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Repo Games (S) "Arachnoquake" (2012) Tracey Gold. Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Franklin & Bash "Jango and Rossi" ››› "Gilda" (1946, Romance) Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford. (CC) ››› "Spider-Man" (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) ››› "Johnny O'Clock" (1947) Dick Powell. ›› "The Longest Yard" (2005) Adam Sandler. mond Ray- mond Ray- mond King of Queens King of Repo Repo Hang Paid Paid Cook Paid Paid "Locusts: The 8th Plague" (2005) (CC) Hot Set Cook Paid Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic "Love's Unending Legacy" "Love's Unfolding Dream" Oak Virtual Christian Stranger Lindsey Gospel Graham Classic Holy Bible ›› "Van Helsing" (2004) Hugh Jackman. A monster- hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. (:45) ›› "Where It's At" (1969) David Janssen, Robert Drivas. ›› "The Replacements" (2000) Keanu Reeves. Queens (S) (CC) '70s Show Rose- (WGN-A) ››› "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" (2001) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:00) ›› "The Dilemma" (2011) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit (5:30) ›› "Man on Fire" (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) ›› "The Switch" (2010) Jennifer Aniston. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (5:00) ››› "Chas- ing Amy" 'R' › "A Thousand Words" (2012) Eddie Murphy. 'PG-13' ›› "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) News Monk (CC) George Lopez: It's Not Me, It's You ›› "Final Destination 5" (2011) Nicholas D'Agosto. 'R' Fight Game ›› "Doppelganger" (1993) Drew Barrymore. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) (:15) ›› "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) 18 – SEPTEMBER 16 - 22, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Monk (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:45) "Sisters" (2006, Suspense) Lou Doillon, Stephen Rea. (S) 'R' (CC) Bloop Chris Chris Cheers Cheers Cheers › "D2: The Mighty Ducks" (1994) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Monk "Mr. Monk Makes a Friend" Cook Safe (12:50) ›› "Fast Five" (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Skin to the Max (11:50) "Erotic (:15) Weeds "It's Time" (S) (CC) Karma" (2012) (S) (:20) ›› "Doppelganger" (1993) Drew Barrymore. 'R' (12:15) Gigolos "Grin & Bear It" (:15) ›› "Final Destination 5" (2011, Horror) Nicholas D'Agosto. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) "Sisters" (2006) Lou Doillon. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "Chasing Amy" (1997) Ben Affl eck, Joey Lauren Adams. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) ›› "The Shanghai Gesture" (1941, Drama) Gene Tierney. (CC) Preview Law & Order (S) anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Married Married Married Married House of Payne Law & Order (S) Rose- anne Elvis Mitchell ›› "Andy Hardy's Double Life" Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Paid Paid Cook Paid Paid Paid Cook Paid "Replacements" ›› "The Longest Yard" (2005) Adam Sandler. ›› "Planet 51" (2009) Jessica Biel Making Monsters Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Rose- anne Rose- anne Cosby Show Cosby Show Ray- Ray- mond Ray- mond Queens The King of Rose- anne (S) Roseanne "A Bitter Pill to Swallow" Rose- anne Rose- anne Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit WWE A.M. Raw (N) (:15) › "A Thousand Words" (2012) Eddie Murphy. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Paid Program No De- (:05) ›› "Paul" (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) 'R' (CC) (:40) ›› "2:22" (2008, Crime Drama) Mick Rossi, Robert Miano. (S) 'R' (CC) › "The Back-up Plan" (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Law & Order (S) Home King/Hill King/Hill Fam Guy Dyna Boon Bleach Samurai Cassh Eureka 7 Fullmetal Shell Bleach Samurai Cassh Eureka 7 Fullmetal Shell Looney Looney Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Queens King of frosting Paid World Paid (2:50) ››› "The Blues Brothers" (1980) John Belushi. (S) 'R' (CC) Rose- anne Program ›› "Bruce Al- mighty" (2003) (S) ›› "Johnny Eng- lish" (2003) 'PG' ›› "Pete Smalls Is Dead" (2010) Peter Dinklage. 'NR' ›› "Star Trek: Nemesis" (2002) House of Payne Central Golf Central Novo Dina Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Paid Paid Grt Pil Paid Paid "Sexting Suburb" "Last Hours in Suburbia" (2012) (CC) "Walking the Halls" (2012, Drama) (CC) (:01) "Last Hours in Suburbia" (2012) College Football MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake. Victo You "Crank: High" Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid Rifl es Tanked: Unfi ltered Tape Tape Freak Freak Weird Weird Extreme Extreme Program Program row Wld Program Pioneers of Televi- sion (S) (CC) (:35) KIDS NEWS ››› "I Want to Live!" (1958, Biography) Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland. Missing Open (:35) Leverage (CC) (:35) Cold Case (S) (CC) House Holly- wood Entertainers (S) (CC) News Paid Program Paid Primeval (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to Program the Max

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