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Brainerd Dispatch • March 12 - 18, 2017 •17 SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 18, 2017 < Movies Sports Kids News 6 AM 6:30 7 AM 7:30 8 AM 8:30 9 AM 9:30 10 AM 10:30 11 AM 11:30 12 PM 12:30 1 PM 1:30 2 PM 2:30 3 PM 3:30 4 PM 4:30 5 PM 5:30 (2) KTCA Cyber- chase Wild Kratts Ready Jet Go! Odd Squad Antiques Rdshow Antiques Rdshow Mind of a Chef A Chef's Life Jacques Pépin Lidia's Kitchen Cook's Country Test Kitchen Weeknig ht Meals Martha Bakes The Holy Land Rick explores Jerusalem, Tel Aviv and Bethlehem. 'TVG' TPT Member Favourites 'TVG' (5) KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM GMA Saturday 'TVPG' 5 Eyewitness News AM Wild Countd. Ocean Treks Sea Rescue Wildlife Docs Rock the Park Outback Advent. Incredible Dog Challenge 'TVG' 2017 Special Olympics World Winter Games Austria "Opening Ceremony" (L) 'TVG' Shoppe- r's Show Shoppe- r's Show Eyewitne ss News World News (7) KCCO CBS This Morning Saturday (N) 'TVG' WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Pet Vet Innova- tion Inspec- tors NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Second Round (L) 'TVG' NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Second Round (L) 'TVG' NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament Second Round (L) 'TVG' (8) WDSE Off Air Daniel Tiger Splash & Bubbles Curious George Nature Cat Ready Jet Go! Wild Kratts Biz Kid$ Make It Artsy Sewing With Nancy: Doodle Stitching (N) 'TVPG' Energy Weight Loss (N) 'TVPG' Meditation for All of Us (N) 'TVG' Retire. Roadmap See how to save the taxes on your retirement savings. 'TVPG' MN Hockey: Land of 10,000 Rinks (9) KAWE Nightly Business Lakeland News Daniel Tiger Nature Cat Thomas- Friends Bob the Builder Odd Squad Wild Kratts Sewing With Nancy "Doodle Stitching" 'TVG' Quilts of Valor II 'TVG' Great German Cities Rick Steves explores Germany's historic cities. 'TVG' Nature "The Story of Cats: Asia to Africa" 'TVG' Meditation for All of Us 'TVG' Alessa- ndro (9) KMSP Paid Program Enough Said FOX 9 Morning Saturday Earth 2050 Nature Knows Outer Space Awesom e Planet Weird But True DIY Sci Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program NASCAR Pre-Race NASCAR Auto Racing Phoenix Xfinity Series Site: Phoenix International Raceway (L) 'TVG' NASCAR Post (11) KARE Saturday Today (N) 'TVG' Naturall y, Danny KARE 11 News 'TVG' The Voyager Wilder- ness Vet Journey FIS Skiing Women's World Cup Final Slalom (L) 'TVG' A.Palmer (N) PGA Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational Site: Bay Hill Golf Club and Lodge - - Orlando, Fla. (L) 'TVG' KARE 11 News NBC News (15) KVRR Midwest Outdoor Ultimate Outdoor Ocean Myst. Expedi- tion Wild Brain Games Dog Town Recipe Rehab Hatched Weekend Marketplace 'TVG' Happi House This Minute Family Feud Family Feud Prison Break NASCAR Pre-Race NASCAR Auto Racing Phoenix Xfinity Series Site: Phoenix International Raceway (L) 'TVG' NASCAR Post (23) WUCW The Insider Market- place Calling Dr. Pol Calling Dr. Pol DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer DogWh- isperer Save Our Shelter Vacation Creation Dinner Spinner Save to Win Happi House Market- place Market- place Market- place <+++ The Bounty ('84, Adv) Mel Gibson, Anthony Hopkins. 'TVPG' Raising Hope Raising Hope Name Game Name Game (29) WFTC Paid Program Paid Program Holly- wood America Heart. Live Life & Win! Sports Stars Weekend Marketplace 'TVG' Paid Program Discover Delicious Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program <+ Love's Kitchen ('11, Com/Dra) Pamela Binns, John Atterbury. 'TV14' Major Crimes 'TV14' (41) KPXM Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Law&Order: SVU "Lowdown" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Criminal" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Painless" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Bound" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Poison" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Head" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Birthright" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Debt" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Obscene" 'TV14' Law&Order: SVU "Scavenger" 'TV14' A&E Flip Vegas "Hot Tub House" 'TVPG' Flipping Vegas 'TVPG' Flipping Vegas 'TVPG' Zombie "Double Down" 'TVPG' Zombie "Breaking Banchory" 'TVPG' Spirits (N) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced The First 48 "Life Snatched" 'TV14' First 48 "Brutal Business" 'TV14' AMC The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman <+++ Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story ('93, Bio) Lauren Holly, Jason Scott Lee. 'TV14' <++ Hero ('02, Act) Ziyi Zhang, Maggie Cheung, Jet Li. 'TV14' <+++ Gladiator ('00, Epic) Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Russell Crowe. 'TVMA' <+++ The Matrix ('99, Act) 'TVMA' ANPL Pit Bull Parolees Pit Bull Parolees Pit Bull Parolees Pit Bull Parolees Pit Bull Parolees Pit Bull Parolees R. Mountain Vet R. Mountain Vet R. Mountain Vet R. Mountain Vet R. Mountain Vet R. Mountain Vet BRAVO (5:30) Housewives Real Housewives Wives Bravo's Top Ten Real Housewives Real Housewives Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Housewives Atl. Housewives Atl. <+++ The School of Rock ('03, Com) 'TV14' CNBC Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid EPL Soccer Hull City at Everton (L) 'TVG' Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid CNN New Day Saturday New Day Saturday Smerconish CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom Smerconish COMC Paid Paid Comedy Jackass (:15) Jackass Jackass (:45) Futurama Futura Futura Futura SouthPk SouthPk SouthPk <++ Dinner for Schmucks ('10, Com) 'TV14' <+++ Office Space ('99, Com) 'TV14' DISC Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Dirty Jobs Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid DISN Stuffins The Lion Mickey Mickey Elena (N) Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad Liv/Mad E! SexCity SexCity SexCity SexCity Sex & City 2/2 E! News Weekend The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians <+++ The Lucky One ('12, Dra) 'TV14' ESPN SportsCenter 'TVG' SportsCenter 'TVG' SportsCenter 'TVG' SportsCenter 'TVG' SportsCenter 'TVG' NCAA Basketball NIT Tournament Site: Madison Square Garden (L) 'TVG' ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open Site: Indian Wells Tennis Garden -- Indian Wells, Calif. (L) 'TVG' ESPN2 30 for 30 "Trojan War" 30 for 30 "Phi Slama Jama" College GameDay NCAA Basketball 'TVG' NCAA NCAA Basketball 'TVG' NCAA NCAA Basketball 'TVG' NCAA Basketb. EWTN St.Mich. Rosary Daily Mass Catholic Cat Chat Hermie Jim and Joy Rosary Daily Mass Catalogue B'kmark EWTN on Location Mercy Rosary Cardinal Dolan Called/Communion Inquisit. Church FNC (5:00) FOX & Friends Saturday 'TVG' America's News HQ National and global headline news stories. 'TVG' Bulls & Bears Cavuto Business Forbes on Fox Cashin' In America's News HQ 'TVG' The Journal Editorial Report 'TVG' America's News HQ National and global headline news stories. 'TVG' FREE Young <++++ Alice in Wonderland 'TVG' :25 < Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs (:25) < How to Train Your Dragon (:35) <+++ Shrek Forever After 'TVPG' (:40) <+++ Ice Age ('02, Ani) 'TVPG' :40 < Ice Age: The Meltdo... FSN Paid Paid Lund (N) Outdoor Backroad Musky Water&W. Outdoors Wisconsin Lindner In-Depth Fishing Sport Jour Fish Ed. Outdoors FishAdd. Outdoors Bass Dr. Snowboarding U.S. Open 'TVG' Yearbook Pre-game FX Ellen Ellen <++ Tron: Legacy ('10, Act) Jeff Bridges. 'TVPG' 2½Men 2½Men 2½Men 2½Men <++ The Purge: Anarchy 'TV14' <+++ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ('14, Sci-Fi) 'TV14' <++ Riddick ('13, Sci-Fi) GOLF (5:00) PGA Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational 'TVG' Morn. Drive Every aspect of the game, from instruction to analysis. (L) 'TVG' Golf Central Pre-game (L) 'TVG' PGA Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational (L) 'TVG' LET Golf World Championship Round 2 Site: Mission Hills Golf Club -- Shenzhen, China 'TVG' CHAMPS Golf Tucson Conquistadores Classic (L) 'TVG' HGTV Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop FlipFlop HIST To Be Announced Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting Counting LIFE Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid LW Atlanta < Don't Wake Mommy 'TV14' < Mommy's Secret ('16, Dra) 'TVPG' < Killing Mommy ('16, Thril) 'TV14' < Mommy's Littl... NBCSN Premier Blazers Live (:25) EPL Soccer Arsen./WBA (L) 'TVG' Live (:55) EPL Soccer (L) 'TVG' Live (:25) EPL Soccer Swan./Bou. (L) 'TVG' League Goal Zone Badge Suncast (N) FIS Alpine Skiing NICK Regal A. Sponge Harajuku Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge P Ranger Loud H. Loud H. Loud H. Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Sponge Loud H. Loud H. Loud H. Thunder Thunder SPIKE Paid Program Paid Program <++++ The Goonies ('85, Adv) 'TVPG' <+++ Beetlejuice ('88, Com) 'TV14' Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops SYFY (5:00) Paid Program <+ Leprechaun ('93, Hor) 'TV14' <++ Leprechaun 2 ('94, Hor) 'TV14' <++ Leprechaun 3 ('95, Hor) 'TV14' <++ Hanna ('11, Act) Saoirse Ronan. 'TV14' < Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Movie TBN J.Osteen J. Prince Bible P.Island Rock Kid Auto J.Osteen Healing Veggie Puppets Monster Davey iShine Station Praise the Lord 'TVG' MLucado News Praise the Lord Freedom Stage TBS Seinfeld Seinfeld <+++ The Incredible Burt Wonderstone ('13, Com) 'TVPG' <+ Kicking and Screaming ('05, Com) Robert Duvall, Will Ferrell. 'TVPG' <+++ The Pacifier ('05, Com) Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Vin Diesel. 'TVPG' < Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb ('14, Adv) Ben Stiller. 'TVPG' 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory TCM <+++ Escape Me Never ('47, Dra) Ida Lupino. 'TVG' (:45) <+++ Many Rivers to Cross ('55, Com) Robert Taylor. 'TVG' < Gold Rush <+++ David and Bathsheba ('51, Rel) Susan Hayward, Gregory Peck. 'TVPG' (:15) <+++ Road to Morocco ('42, Mus) 'TVPG' (:45) <+++ Topaz ('69, Pol) Frederick Stafford, Dany Robin, John Forsythe. 'TVPG' (:15) < Five Million Years to Earth TLC Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes TNT Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order <++ Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 'TV14' <+++ King Kong ('05, Act) Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody. 'TV14' NCAA Tip-Off NCAA Basketball TOON TeenT. JLAct. :15 TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. TeenT. /(:45) Steven Universe Clarence Clarence Clarence Clarence BareBear BareBear Gumball Gumball Gumball Gumball < To Be Annou... TRAV Wild Things Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Exp. Unkown Bizarre Foods Bizarre Bizarre Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures TRUTV (5:00) Paid Program 'TVPG' World's Dumbest World's Dumbest World's Dumbest World's Dumbest Genius Genius Genius Genius Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. Carbon. TVLAND Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Rose- anne Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls USA Paid Program 'TVPG' NCIS "Jetlag" 'TVPG' NCIS "Patriot Down" 'TV14' NCIS "Rule Fifty- One" 'TV14' NCIS "Spider and the Fly" 'TVPG' NCIS "Baltimore" 'TV14' NCIS "Swan Song" 'TV14' NCIS "Pyramid" 'TV14' NCIS "Nature of the Beast" 'TV14' NCIS "Alibi" 'TV14' NCIS "Gut Check" 'TVPG' WGN Paid Paid Paid Paid Home Videos Home Videos Home Videos Home Videos In Heat of Night In Heat of Night In Heat of Night In Heat of Night Blue Bloods Blue Bloods HBO 5: < Space ... < The Peanuts Movie ('15, Ani) Noah Schnapp. 'TVG' Sesame St. (N) Sesame Street <++ Catch That Kid ('04, Adv) Kristen Stewart. 'TVG' (:35) <+++ Grumpy Old Men ('94, Com) 'TV14' (:20) Unlock Cage A group of non-profit attorneys seek nonhuman clients. 'TVPG' (:55) < The Divergent Series: Allegiant ('16, Adv) Shailene Woodley. 'TV14' Golovkin / Jacobs 2 Days: Roman <++ Marley and Me 'TVPG' MAX (5:00) <++ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 'TV14' <++ Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 'TV14' (:20) <++ Mission: Impossible II ('00, Act) Thandie Newton, Tom Cruise. 'TV14' (:25) <++ Gone in 60 Seconds ('00, Act) Angelina Jolie, Nicolas Cage. 'TV14' (:25) < MI-5 ('15, Act) Peter Firth, Kit Harrington. 'TVMA' (:10) <+++ The Bourne Ultimatum ('07, Act) Julia Stiles. 'TV14' (:10) < The X-Files: I Want to Believe SHOW (5:00) < Forsaken <++ Meet the Browns ('08, Com/Dra) Angela Bassett, D. Mann. 'TV14' (:25) < Pelé: Birth of a Legend ('16, Bio) 'TVPG' (:15) < Bridge of Spies ('15, Thril) Mark Rylance, Austin Stowell, Tom Hanks. 'TV14' (:45) <+++ The Hurt Locker ('09, Thril) Anthony Mackie, Guy Pearce, Jeremy Renner. 'TVMA' < Out of the Furnace ('13, Act) Casey Affleck, Christian Bale. 'TV14' Homeland "alt.truth" 'TVMA' TMC (5:45) Steve McQueen: The Man and Le Mans 'TVMA' < Paranoia ('13, Thril) Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford, Liam Hemsworth. 'TVPG' <+++ The Illusionist ('06, Susp) Edward Norton. 'TV14' (:20) < The Preppie Connection ('15, Dra) Thomas Mann. 'TVMA' <++ Internal Affairs ('90, Thril) Andy Garcia, Richard Gere. 'TVMA' < Blackway ('16, Thril) Julia Stiles. 'TVMA' < Gringo: The Dangerous Life of John McAfee 'TVMA'

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