Brainerd Dispatch • July 24 - 30, 2016 •11
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Critics are calling those in
Britain who voted to pull out
of the European Union
"racist" and "anti-
immigrant." After hearing
this, Donald Trump said:
"Wow, I'm running for leader
of the wrong country."
Because of England's Brexit
vote, there's now talk in
Scotland and Northern Ireland
about leaving the U.K. And
when I say "talk," I mean
loud, angry, incomprehensible
talk.
The Tonight
Show With
Jimmy Fallon
Pope Francis recently said that
the majority of modern
Catholic marriages are
worthless because couples
don't always mean it when
they say they'll love each
other forever. And that's the
last time Pope Francis was
ever asked to give a best man
speech.
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