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SATURDAY EVENING MAY 26, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program Paid The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Road- show (N) (CC) Program Gentle- man KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This KAWE Almanac Old H'se This Old Live) (CC) Fortune Gentle- Show man Gentle- man Gentle- man House The Lawrence Welk As Time Goes By Venture News Bound Harry's Law "On- ward and Upward" WFTC Bones "The Dentist KPXM Psych A body Program Punk'd in the Ditch" (CC) washes ashore. (S) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) Big Beef Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TOON) (TRAV) (TVLAND) (USA) (WGN-A) Home Improve. Home Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:10) ›› "Under- world" (2003) Improve. Home NCIS A young sailor's body is found. Improve. Home Funny Videos Improve. Ray- NCIS "Agent Afl oat" (S) (CC) mond Ray- mond NCIS "Outlaws and In-Laws" (S) (CC) Funny Videos "Harry Potter Deathly Hallows" ››› "Kung Fu Panda 2" (:05) ››› "Fair Game" (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (2011) Voices of Jack Black. 24/7 (:15) › "Your Highness" (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) 'R' (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS "Royals and Loyals" (S) (CC) News at Nine › "Land of the Lost" (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. (CC) Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens King of ›› "Robin Hood" (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) ›› "Barbershop" (2002) Ice Cube. (S) 'PG-13' 18 – MAY 20 - 26, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH ››› "Beginners" (2010) Ewan McGregor. 'R' (CC) › "Route 666" (2001, Horror) Lou Diamond Phillips. 'R' (:45) ››› "Source Code" (2011, Sus- pense) Jake Gyllenhaal. 'PG-13' Girl's Guide (:35) "Kill Katie Malone" (2010) Masiela Lusha. (S) 'R' Queens King of Queens Cleve- land 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Chris Chris Sunny Sunny Death Death Mad Ab't ››› "Chicago" (2002, Musical) 24/7 NCIS "Sea Dog" (S) (CC) (11:55) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (:15) "Sexual Quest" (2011) Charmane Star. (S) 'NR' (CC) (:10) › "Route 666" (2001) Lou Diamond Phillips. 'R' The Borgias Juan returns from Spain. Nurse Jackie WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) (:40) ››› "X-Men 2" (2003) Patrick Stewart. A right- wing militarist pursues the mutants. 'PG-13' (12:55) ›› "Paul" (2011) Simon Pegg. (S) 'R' (CC) The Big C (CC) ››› "Source Code" (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:45) "Kill Katie Malone" (2010, Horror) Masiela Lusha, Lil J. (S) 'R' (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid ›› "Fortress" (1985, Sus- pense) Rachel Ward. (S) (CC) Cleve- land Cleve- land Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3's Com- pany 3's Com- pany Program Ninja Rose- anne (S) Kitchen Monk (CC) World Scudder (:45) ››› "The Town" (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affl eck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm. (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) ›› "Raw Deal" (1986) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 'R' (:05) ›› "Gross Anatomy" (1989) Mat- thew Modine. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ›› "D.C. Cab" (1983) Adam Baldwin. (S) 'R' (CC) (:10) ››› "The Other Man" (2008) Liam Neeson. ›› "The Eagle" (2011) 'PG-13' (CC) ›› "Joe the King" (1999) (S) 'R' "Little Match" Flipped Off "Family Feud" (CC) (4:00) ›› "Heart- break Ridge" (CC) Super Croc Housewives/NJ ››› "Love in the Afternoon" (1957) Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper. NYC 22 "Pilot" (S) (CC) NYC 22 "Pilot" (S) (CC) Antiques Road- show (N) (CC) North (S) Green Red Red KMSP MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N Subject to Blackout) (S KARE KVRR MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N Subject to Blackout) (S Live) (CC) WUCW Paid The Closer Search for a gang. (CC) Psych "Psy vs. Psy" (S) (CC) Storage Wars ››› "Flags of Our Fathers" (2006, War) Ryan Phillippe. The men who raised the fl ag on Iwo Jima become heroes. Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) News NBA NBA Basketball Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Green Long Road Home (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) The Firm "Chapter Eighteen" (N) (S) › "Taxi" (2004, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon. (CC) The Closer An arson investigation. Psych Lassiter's car is stolen. (CC) Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Fox News 9 Two and Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Law & Order "Black Tie" (CC) Psych A jockey dies on his horse. Flipped Off "Kristen Saves the Day" Red Green Old Red Green (:05) Primeval (S) (CC) Christine The Unit "Off the Meter" (S) (CC) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Red Green Austin City Limits (S) Brothers & Sisters "An Act of Will" (S) (:35) Ugly Betty Possible leak. (S) Green ››› "The Beachcomber" Red Life to the Max (:35) Criminal Front Row Center (S) (CC) The Finder "Swing and a Miss" (CC) Half Men The Finder "Swing and a Miss" (CC) Paid Program Paid 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Psych A chef is ac- cused of killing. (S) (:01) Flipped Off "Family Feud" Austin City Limits (S) (CC) New Girl (CC) New Girl (CC) Program (:05) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Punk'd My Pil- low Buzz Ray- mond Psych (S) (CC) ›››› "Letters From Iwo Jima" (2006) Ken Watanabe. The Japanese perspective of a key World War II battle. (CC) Storage Wars (:35) ››› "Pretty Woman" (1990) Storage Wars Storage Wars Minds "Paradise" (1955, Drama) Glynis Johns. Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Accord- Futura- ma (S) SPORTS Antiques Road- show (CC) Brothers & Sisters "Affairs of State" (:35) Movie (:35) NUMB3RS "Friendly Fire" (S) The Playlist (Off Air) NOVA "Killer Subs in Pearl Harbor" Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Paid ing-Jim (Off Air) Chris Paid Program Hates Futura- ma (S) Psych "Bounty Hunt- ers!" (CC) Storage Wars NOVA Pilots battle over MiG Alley. (S) Paid Program Paid Program News Paid Frontline "Cell Tower Deaths" (N) Program FOX at 9 Program Paid Meet the Browns (:35) Cheaters (S) (CC) Always Sunny Paid Program Paid Psych A missing- person case. (CC) (:01) Flipped Off (CC) Call of Wildman River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Call of Wildman Super Croc ››› "Pretty Woman" (1990) Richard Gere. Dumb (:29) › "Joe Dirt" (2001) David Spade. Movie SportCtr College Softball ter NCAA Update SportsCen- Angelica Live "Jackass 2.5" Program (:33) Independent Lens "Left by the Ship" Cars.TV Paid My Pil- low Program Paid Program Paid Washing- ton Juicing! Paid Program Paid Program Amer. Need to Know (S) Program Paid Athlete Paid (:05) ›› "American Gigolo" (1980) Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton. (CC) Program Paid ›››› "Patton" (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. Gen. George S. Patton fi ghts World War II. (CC) (:02) Flipped Off "Family Feud" Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Sellng Miracles 24/7 Pacquiao CNN Newsroom Sellng Miracles 24/7 Pacquiao CNN Newsroom Piers Morgan ›› "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" (2008) (CC) (11:46) ›› "Dumb & Dumber" (1994) SportsCenter (N) "Alice-Wonder." ››› "The Princess and the Frog" Midwest Due College Softball St. Rita (Part 2 of 2) Junk Dime High Mom Grt ›› "Bring It On" (2000) Eliza Dushku Faith E! Special Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) Auto Racing Sports- Nation NCAA Soup Chelsea Fashion E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Update College Softball NCAA Tournament, Sisters Living Right Break Atlantis Big Break Atlantis European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) ›››› "Beauty and the Beast" Baseball Tonight NBA The Journey Home Daily Mass "Ghost Rider" UFC 146: Dos Santos vs. Mir - Prelims ››› "Avatar" (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. Golf Minnesota Twins '12 From 4/11/2012. Central Feherty American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid "Murder-Pleasnt" ›› "Murder in Greenwich" (2002) NHL 36 Game Soccer Interiors Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Grt "Blue-Eyed Butcher" (2012) (CC) Victo Victo Victo iCarly (S) Rock Bucket '70s ›››› "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) "Star Wars IV" "Lake Placid 3" (2010) Colin Ferguson. "Super Shark" (2011) John Schneider. Precious Memories In Touch (4:30) ›››› "Red River" (1948) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›››› "Dinner at Eight" (1933, Comedy) Marie Dressler. (CC) (DVS) Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang ››› "The Longest Yard" (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. (CC) Hour of Power Graham Classic Clancy ››› "Topper" (1937, Comedy) Cary Grant, Constance Bennett. (CC) NHL 36 NHL 36 NHL 36 Motorcycle Racing '70s Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s "I Am Bruce Lee" (2011) (S) (CC) (:01) ›› "Murder in Greenwich" (CC) '70s "Sharktopus" (2010) Eric Roberts. (CC) ›› "Dinocroc vs. Supergator" (2010) Holy ›››› "Father of the Bride" (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS) ›› "Annapolis" (2006, Drama) (CC) ›› "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" (2004) (CC) Am Dig Am Dig Am Dig Am Dig Am Dig Am Dig Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid "Supergator" (2007) Brad Johnson. League of Grateful Sons ››› "To End All Wars" (2001, War) Or Inspired? ››› "Merrily We Live" (1938) Brian Aherne, Constance Bennett. (CC) ››› "Good Will Hunting" (1997) Matt Damon. (:15) ››› "The Foot Fist Way" (2006, Comedy) Danny R. McBride. (CC) Law & Order (S) Saints and Soldiers Tonight (N) E! Special SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: History 300. (N Same-day Tape) MLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins Feherty SportsCenter (N) (CC) Program Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Whacked Out Sid the Science Word- World Program Paid Program (:03) 1st Program Paid Look Paid Program Paid Paid Program Paid Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Open House Program Program Program Program Mad Men New offi ce equipment. Tape Tape Tape Tape Freak Freak Extreme Extreme Money American Greed Debt Suze Orman Show Princess Princess American Greed Suze Orman Show Princess Princess Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid CNN Newsroom Sellng Miracles (:15) ››› "Jackass 2.5" Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Don't Be Don't Be Housewives/NJ Around the World Paid Paid Paid Paid Bethenny Ever Wk Early Start Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch American Guns (S) Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David Jessie Jessie Good Good Good Good Jessie ANT Austin Austin ANT ANT Jessie Jessie Good (:25) ›› "Johnny Tsunami" Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Little Octo E! Special Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) 2012 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. 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North Voices Sports Zone North Voices Open House Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace "Rewind" Sports Zone NEWS Red Green North Voices (:35) Entertainers (CC) Red Green Sports Zone Missing (N) News Paid Program Paid (:05) Primeval (S) (CC) Paid Program Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Paid Program Program

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