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Brainerd Dispatch • April 3 - 9, 2016 •11 Conan Donald Trump has dropped to second place in a national poll. On the bright side, he's still polling No. 1 among "Germans of the 1930s." Caitlyn Jenner told an interviewer that Hillary Clinton "only thinks of herself." Jenner said this while promoting the new season of her reality show "I Am Cait." The Late Show With Stephen Colbert The NYPD has announced they'll no longer arrest people for petty crimes like littering, public drinking and urination. Which means one thing: Times Square is back, baby! I'm a little concerned about the timing. Is it wise to lift restrictions on public drinking and urination the week before St. Patrick's Day? To all my viewers in New York, please seek high ground and start piling sandbags. Weekend Update With Colin Jost and Michael Che An analysis of this past weekend's primary victories shows that Bernie Sanders spent 48 cents per vote. It would have been a dollar, but he had a coupon. The makers of the beer Dos Equis announced that they are retiring their famous "Most Interesting Man in the World" ad campaign. He will now go back to his original name "Greg, the Lying Alcoholic." Solution on page 10. Late Laughs Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Han Solo (Ford), Princess Leia (Fish- er) and Luke Skywalker (Hamill) are back as fans are treated to another action-packed story set in a galaxy far, far away. When stormtrooper Finn (Boyega) helps rescue Resis- tance pilot Poe Dameron (Isaac), he winds up deserting the villainous First Order. After crashlanding on the desert planet Jakku, he meets the enigmatic Rey (Ridley), an inde- pendent young woman with a mys- terious past. With a map in their possession that may lead to the missing Jedi, Luke Skywalker, the two unlikely companions flee Jakku in a familiar spaceship with the First Order in hot pursuit. As they struggle to deliver the map to the Resistance, the First Order's terrify- ing and powerful Kylo Ren (Driver) remains hot on their trail. Director: J.J. Abrams. Stars: Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill. 2015. 135 min. Adventure. Videoreleases 218-829-2929 • www.Lakesareaeyecare.com 7734 Excelsior Road N. Baxter, MN 56425 ENJOY THE VIEW. Dr. Brooke Fenstad and Dr. Kristel Schamber are both on staff to serve you better. Come say Hello! Lakes Area Eyecare Dr. Brooke Fenstad to the team! Optometrist would like to welcome 001397983r1 YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE YDE's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's 's Sales of Used Appliances Major Appliances Repaired Sales of Used Appliances Sales of Used Appliances Major Appliances Repaired • Reasonable Rates • Factory Trained Technicians • In-Home or In-Shop Service • Over 40 Years Experience Service & Parts for ALL Makes! 1220 Oak Street, Brainerd 218-829-5292 1-888-892-5292 10% OFF Parts/Appliances VALID ON IN-STOCK ONLY. IN-STORE ONLY. Must present coupon. Not valid with any other coupons. Exp. 4/30/16 YDE's • 218-829-5292 001383739r1 001257429r1 423 NW 7TH STREET BRAINERD, MN www.TheMensDepot.com (218) 454-2887 BARBERSHOP 001387639r1 30503 State Highway 371 • 218-568-5001 www.pequotlakessupervalu.com Locally owned and operated PUMP PERKS SAVE ON GROCERIES. SAVE ON GAS. 001257370r1 Join Today! 800-824-5051 www.brenny.com 001257379r1 OUTLET & SERVICE CENTER John Roufs Serving The Area Since 1972 Largest Selection Of Name Brand Cleaners In The Area! WE SERVICE ALL BRANDS Specializing in Simplicity, Riccar & Kirby We Take Trade-Ins. New & Used, Household & Commercial "Our Business Is Picking Up!" 117 NE 1st St., Next to Little Falls Court, Little Falls, MN M-F 9-5 Sat. 9-12 • 320-632-3674 VACUUM CLEANER 001397987r1

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