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MONDAY EVENING MARCH 19, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Antiques Road- show (CC) How I Met How I Met 2 Broke Girls (N) 2 Broke Girls (N) WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) Members' Choice KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Antiques Road- show (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) Feud (S) Half Men tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Cold Case "Flash- over" (S) (CC) Intervention "Richard" (CC) CSI: Miami "Kill Zone" (S) (CC) House The team treats a blind man. House The team treats a blind man. America's Next Top Model (CC) Big Bang Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Cold Case "The Last Drive-In" (S) Intervention "Court- ney" (CC) Antiques Road- show "Bismarck" Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Mike & Molly (N) News News Dancing With the Stars (Season Pre- miere) (N) (S) (CC) Mike & Molly (N) American Masters Singer/ songwriter Joan Baez. (CC) Hawaii Five-0 "Kalele" (N) (S) (CC) (:01) Castle "A Dance With Death" Hawaii Five-0 "Kalele" (N) (S) (CC) Republican Debate (N) (Live) Five Weeks Alcatraz "Webb Porter" (N) (CC) The Voice "The Battles, Week 3" Team members perform duets. (N) (S) (CC) Alcatraz "Webb Porter" (N) (CC) Hart of Dixie (S) (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Cold Case "Bullet" (S) (CC) Intervention "Jenna" (CC) Alaska Wildlife North Woods Law Rattlesnake Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Sex-City Sex-City E! Special FOX at 9 (N) Smash "The Work- shop" (N) (CC) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds "Seven Seconds" Intervention Former heroin addict. ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Rattlesnake Housewives/Atl. Bethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Love Broker (N) The Kudlow Report Best Jobs Ever Millions Millions Biogr/CNBC E. B. OutFront KDLH 3 News Outnum- bered News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Nightline NOVA "Mind Over Money" (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Home- time (N) (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "About Face" (S) (:01) Intervention "Julie" (CC) Family Guy (S) Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds Se- rial killer's partner. (:01) Intervention "Courtney" (CC) North Woods Law Rattlesnake Bethenny Ever Love Broker Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront College Basketball Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Daily Mass College Basketball (ESPN2) Women's College Basketball NCAA Tournament, (EWTN) Pretty Little Liars Pretty Little Liars Secret-Teen Gopher Wild NHL Hockey: Canucks at Wild ››› "Iron Man" (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. Premiere. Golf Tavistock Cup, Day 1. From Orlando, Fla. True Hollywood Chelsea E! News SportsCenter (N) Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Business Republican Debate (N) (Live) Before Parks (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "Shadows" (CC) (12:01) Intervention "Jenna" (CC) ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Rattlesnake Millions Millions Biogr/CNBC Piers Morgan SPORTS Antiques Road- show (CC) Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio Album (S) Paid Program (Off Air) Joseph Campbell & the Power of Myth "Hero's Adventure; the Message of the Myth; the First Story" Heroes; creation stories. (S) (CC) Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "Two Families" (S) (:01) Intervention "Jimmy" (CC) CSI: Miami "Breath- less" (S) Housewives/Atl. Love Broker Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront FOX at 9 Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (:02) Intervention "Julie" (CC) CSI: Miami "Slaugh- terhouse" Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Nopalea with Paid Program Paid Program Alaska Wildlife North Woods Law Rattlesnake Love Broker Easy Yoga for Eas- ing Pain (CC) Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program › "Bubble Boy" (2001) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) Walk Fit Plat. Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program Three Stooges Rattlesnake Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Orangu Eden Paid Paid Paid Paid Mad Money World Exchange Squawk Box (N) Piers Morgan Paid Paid Paid Paid Tabatha's Salon Business Today Early Start (N) 30 Rock 30 Rock South Pk South Pk Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Colbert South Pk South Pk Daily Colbert Sunny Fturama Fturama Chap Lisa Lampanelli Paid Paid Paid Paid American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper Sons of Guns (S) American Chopper Sons of Guns (S) American Chopper American Chopper Paid Paid TriVita Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o "Beverly Hills" ANT "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" Phineas Shake It Austin ANT Wizards Wizards Good Good Random Random Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso E! News (N) SportsCenter (N) Women's College Basketball The Journey Home Signs/ Rosary World Over Live Vaticano Women Daily Mass Pretty Little Liars The 700 Club NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Warriors Central Hunters House Love It or List It House House House Hunters My Anubis Sponge. My Wife My Wife George George '70s "Angels-Demons" Being Human (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (5:15) ››› "The Doctor's Dilemma" Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Family Guy (S) Being Human (N) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Chelsea Soup Soup Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Women's College Basketball NIT Tourna- ment, Second Round: Teams TBA. ››› "Iron Man" (2008) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. Golf Learning Center ›› "No Reservations" (2007) (CC) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Creating Franklin Dupl'tis Praise the Lord (Live). Family Guy (S) ››› "This Sporting Life" (1963) Richard Harris. Rugby fame ruins Yorkshire coal miner. (CC) Bizarre Foods Family Guy (S) Lost Girl (N) (CC) Being Human Conan (N) Score- board NBA Tonight (N) The Journey Home Angelica Live Feherty Golf Acad. Modern History Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn Hardcore History Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn Hardcore History Paid Grt Pil Paid Paid Paid Paid Unsolved Mystery › "The Ugly Truth" (2009) (CC) NHL Live NHL Hockey: Devils at Rangers First Pla. House House House Hunters My (:01) › "The Ugly Truth" (2009) (CC) NHL Hockey Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks. '70s Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s The Of- fi ce (CC) ››› "Billy Liar" (1963, Drama) Tom Courtenay. (CC) NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Nuggets Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens The Of- fi ce (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Alphas (CC) (:01) ›› "No Reservations" (2007) (SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Entou Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SYFY) (TBN) Stargate SG-1 (S) Sanctuary (CC) Osteen Manna Against Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan Seinfeld (CC) (:15) ››› "The Servant" (1963, Drama) Dirk Bogarde, James Fox, Sarah Miles. Bizarre Foods No Reservation Bizarre Foods (USA) (WGN-A) (:05) Psych (CC) Too Short House of Lies (S) Seinfeld (CC) Obses Obses To Be Announced To Be Announced Obses Obses To Be Announced To Be Announced Hoard-Buried NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Orlando Magic. Home Improve. Home Improve. Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Happily Divorced Rose- anne (S) Inside the NBA (N) Leverage (CC) The Nanny "Into the Blue 2: The Reef" (2009) Chris Carmack, Laura Vandervoort. (CC) ›››› "Seance on a Wet Afternoon" (1964, Suspense) Kim Stanley. Bizarre Foods No Reservation Bizarre Foods The Nanny CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) 2 Days: Portrait Adven Adven Regular MAD King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken 12 oz. Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 No Reservation Bizarre Foods Cold Case (CC) Nopalea Paid 3's Com- pany Kitchen Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Worked Worked Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Worked Worked The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid (TVLAND) 3's Com- pany NCIS Investigating a Marine's murder. Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:00) ›› "The A- Team" (2010) (S) (5:10) ››› "Black Swan" 'R' (5:00) › "Push" (2009) Chris Evans. "Nice Guy" NCIS "Rule Fifty- One" (S) (CC) Funny Videos Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Homeland Carrie is hospitalized. (CC) ›› "Booty Call" (1997) Jamie Foxx. (S) 'R' (CC) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) Funny Videos ›› "The Eagle" (2011, Action) Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Californi- cation House of Lies (S) News at Nine ›› "Arthur" (2011) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Shameless "A Great Cause" (iTV) ›› "I'm Still Here" (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) 'R' (CC) 12 – MARCH 18 - 24, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH (:05) NCIS Death of a petty offi cer. (S) Boxing Matthew Macklin vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights. ››› "Boogie Nights" (1997) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star's ego leads to his downfall. (S) 'R' (CC) Californi- cation ›› "The Mechanic" (2011) Jason Statham. (S) 'R' (CC) Chemis- try (S) Shameless "A Great Cause" (iTV) Chemis- try (S) (:05) ››› "The Hard Corps" (2006, Ac- tion) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (CC) ›› "George A. Romero's Land of the Dead" (2005) 'R' (:35) ›› "Brüno" (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. 'R' (CC) "Sweet Karma" (2009) Shera Bechard. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) › "The Collector" (2009) Josh Stewart. 'R' (CC) Cedar Rapids "Elephant White" (2011) Kevin Bacon. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) "Suicide Girls Must Die!" (2010) Amina Munster. Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (2:55) ››› "State of Grace" (1990, Crime Drama) Sean Penn. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Gossip" (2000) James Marsden. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) › "The Untold" (2002) Lance Henriksen. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) "The Job" (2009) Patrick Flueger. (S) 'R' (CC) Paid Program 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid Paid Program Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit J. Meyer (:15) Saving Face (Subtitled-English) ››› "The Phantom of the Opera" (2004, Musical) Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:35) "Momentum" (2003) Lou Gossett Jr. (S) (CC) (:15) "Here and There" (2009) David Thornton. 'NR' "Walter- Henry" ›› "Only Two Can Play" (1962, Comedy) Peter Sellers, Mai Zetterling. Smallville (CC) SportsCenter NFL Live (N) (CC) NASCAR Now Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Wolves Wolves Dan Patrick Top 10 Paid Program Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter Auto Racing American Le Mans Series: 12 Hours of Sebring. From Sebring, Fla. Prince Life SportsCenter Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Gallery Heritage Saints Angels Dana Adven Original History Paid Paid J. Meyer Drenda Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program Paid Program Men's Health Paid Program Paid Program Central Nopalea Paid Paid Central First Pla. 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