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SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 24, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP The This Old House Hour (CC) News Paid Program This Old House ›››› "West Side Story" (1961) Natalie Wood. Tragedy clouds the romance of two young lovers. (5:40) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tourna- ment Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) Wipeout (S) (CC) KCCO (5:40) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tourna- WDSE Ask This KAWE Daniel ment Regional Final: Teams TBA. (N) Old H'se O'Don KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) KARE KVRR (CC) News Bound Harry's Law (S) (CC) Big Bang Ultimate Outdoor WUCW Rosedale Punk'd WFTC Bones "The Plain in KPXM Psych "Poker? I the Prodigy" (S) Barely Know Her" CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Parking Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (WGN-A) Parking Wars "National Lam- poon's Vacation" The Lawrence Welk Show Hawaii Five-0 (S) (CC) Hawaii Five-0 (S) (CC) Antiques Road- show (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Four" Art- ists audition in hope of advancing. The Firm "Chapter Twelve" (N) (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Four" Art- ists audition in hope of advancing. ›› "Eye for an Eye" (1996, Drama) Sally Field, Kiefer Sutherland. (CC) The Closer "Waivers of Extradition" Psych A suspicious death. (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars The Closer "The Life" (CC) Psych Talent-show judge. (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Too Cute! (N) (S) "Harold & Kumar" (:15) ›› "Super Troopers" (2001) Wild Pacifi c (CC) Wild Pacifi c (CC) Movie (5:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Angelica Live EWTN Cinema (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (N) To Be Announced (:35) ›› "People Will Talk" (1935) Charles Ruggles, Mary Boland. 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits "Coldplay" (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Two and Half Men Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Law & Order "Point of View" (S) Psych A body washes ashore. (S) Parking Wars ››› "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" (2000) George Clooney, John Turturro. Premiere. (CC) Parking Wars Too Cute! (S) Old Christine The Unit "Exposure" (S) (CC) 20/20 "My Extreme Affl iction" (N) (S) (CC) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Red Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Country Pop Legends (My Music) Country and pop charts. (S) (CC) Green Red Green Alcatraz "Clarence Montgomery" (S) Alcatraz "Clarence Montgomery" (S) Paid Program 30 Rock (CC) Parking Wars Paid Program 30 Rock (CC) Psych (S) (CC) Parking Wars Too Cute! (S) Celeb. Apprentice Housewives/Atl. ›› "Angels & Demons" (2009, Suspense) Tom Hanks. Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Ovrhlng Hlthcr Frozen Planet (S) (DISN) Good Good Austin Phineas "Geek C E! Special NASCAR Racing SportsCenter (N) Women's College Basketball Angelica Web of Faith "The Family Man" ››› "The Blind Side" (2009) Sandra Bullock. Premiere. NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Buffalo Sabres. (5:00) "Taken" ››› "Zombieland" (2009, Comedy) Life to the Max Grand Canyon Serenade (S) (CC) New Girl (CC) New Girl (CC) (:05) Punk'd Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Brothers & Sisters "Freeluc.com" (S) (:35) Ugly Betty "Fire and Nice" (S) (:35) Criminal Minds "3rd Life" ›› "Port of New York" (1949) Scott Brady. Grey's Anatomy (S) (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Buzz Ray- mond Psych "Rob-A-Bye Baby" (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars ››› "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" (2000) George Clooney, John Turturro. (CC) Too Cute! (S) (:15) ›› "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" (2008) Frozen Planet (S) Frozen Planet (S) Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Paid Program Futura- ma (S) Parking Wars SPORTS KIDS ›››› "West Side Story" (1961) Natalie Wood. Tragedy clouds the romance of two young lovers. Brothers & Sisters "Pregnant Pause" (:35) NUMB3RS "Atomic No. 33" Album (S) (Off Air) Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Country Pop Legends (My Music) Country and pop charts. (S) (CC) Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program (Off Air) Hates Chris Futura- ma (S) Psych "Bounty Hunt- ers!" (CC) Parking Wars Meet the Browns Always Sunny Parking Wars (:35) Cheaters (S) (CC) Paid Program Psych Gus' dad is a prime suspect. Parking Wars Money Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Princess American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Princess Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid CNN Newsroom Ovrhlng Hlthcr ›› "Angels & Demons" (2009, Suspense) Tom Hanks. Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Ovrhlng Hlthcr Soup Chelsea Fashion E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) The Journey Home Daily Mass Wild Spotlight Spotlight UFC From Chicago. (N) ›› "Jennifer's Body" (2009, Horror) To Be Announced PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. "Sexting Suburb" "High School Hookers" (2012) (CC) To Be Announced Movie "Lethal Wpn. 4" Being Human Seinfeld (CC) Precious Memories In Touch Seinfeld (CC) (5:00) ›› "Green Fire" (1954) (CC) Being Human Hour of Power "Triple Dog" (2009) Premiere. (CC) Movie Lost Girl (S) (CC) Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Piers Morgan harming" (2011) Sarah Hyland. Austin Austin Good Good Jessie Jessie Phineas ›› "Smart House" (1999) E! Special E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter Special (N) (Live) (CC) Women's College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Second Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Faith ›› "The Notebook" (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. Central College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Saints River of Light PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second Round. Paid Program Paid Program Parking Wars Paid Program Paid Program Parking Wars ››› "Ocean's Twelve" (2004) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Indebted criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. (CC) (:05) ›› "Daredevil" (2003, Action) Ben Affl eck, Jennifer Garner. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Cops (S) (CC) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› "National Lampoon's Vacation" (1983, Comedy) Chevy Chase. (CC) Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Mad Men "Chinese Wall" (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Tape Tape Tape Tape Freak Freak Extreme Extreme Law Order: CI Paid Paid Paid Paid Interior Therapy Sunday Morning Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 John Mulaney Comedy Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Frozen Planet (S) Wild Pacifi c (CC) Wild Pacifi c (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Mickey Mickey Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter College GameDay (CC) NHL Hockey: Wild at Sabres NBA Basketball NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Royal Purple 300. (N Same-day Tape) Surprises-God EWTN Live LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. SportsCenter College GameDay (CC) Behold Life Angelus Lenten Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass Spotlight Spotlight 50 Greatest Twins 50 Greatest Twins Unsuper. Unsuper. Two Two Archer Archer Unsuper. Unsuper. Two Two Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program To Be Announced To Be Announced (:01) "High School Hookers" (2012) Victo Victo Victo Rock Bucket iCarly (S) Friends Friends Friends Friends George George '70s ›› "Rambo" (2008) Julie Benz (S) Being Human ›› "Payback" (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang ›› "Yes Man" (2008, Comedy) Jim Car- rey, Zooey Deschanel. (CC) ››› "The Goodbye Girl" (1977) Richard Dreyfuss, Marsha Mason. (CC) ›› "Under the Yum Yum Tree" (1963) Jack Lemmon, Carol Lynley. (CC) ›› "The International" (2009) Clive Owen. (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond Funny Videos Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) News at Nine Lost Girl (S) (CC) Graham Classic ››› "The Passion of the Christ" (2004) (:01) "Triple Dog" (2009, Drama) (CC) ››› "Interview With the Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise. Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) (:15) ›› "Fun With Dick & Jane" (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni. Leverage (CC) Ray- mond Leverage (CC) King of Queens ››› "My Sister Eileen" (1942) Rosalind Russell, Brian Aherne. (CC) God King/Hill King/Hill Fam Guy Aqua Metal Bleach Fullmetal Durarara Kek Ray- mond King of Queens › "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" (2009, Action) Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid. (CC) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Erik Morales, Super Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Endure" (2010) Devon Sawa. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) 2 Days: Portrait King of Queens Psych "Let's Doo- Wop It Again" Lost Girl "Vexed" Paid Program Golf Central Golf Jere Central House Hunters Candice Dear Color Interiors House Hunters House Hunters Color Interiors House Hunters House Hunters Candice Dear Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ax Men (CC) Paid Paid Paid Grt Pil Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Game To Be Announced World of Adventure Sports Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid '70s Lost Girl (S) (CC) Paid Paid (:15) ››› "Spanglish" (2004) Adam Sandler, Téa Leoni. A housekeeper works for a chef and his neurotic wife. (CC) ›› "Sweet November" (1968) Sandy Dennis, Anthony Newley. (CC) ››› "Minority Report" (2002) Tom Cruise. (CC) King of Queens Cheers (CC) Cleve- land Cleve- land WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) (:20) ›› "Sucker Punch" (2011) Emily Browning. (CC) Californi- cation Chris My Wife My Wife George George Nanny Nanny TBA Grown T.U.F.F. Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Lost Girl (S) (CC) Changed Lives Virtual Christian The Boy Who Stranger Lindsey Gospel First to The Married Married Married Married ››› "Promise Her Anything" (1966) Warren Beatty, Leslie Caron. Preview Law & Order (S) 3's Com- pany Paid Program ›› "That Certain Woman" (1937) Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (5:30) ›› "Shooter" (2007) (CC) (5:30) ›››› "The Wizard of Oz" Home Improve. Home Improve. › "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (4:30) ››› "Inde- pendence Day" (5:15) ›› "Life as We Know It" (S) (5:05) ››› "The Messenger" (2009) "Burke & Hare" Home Improve. Home Improve. ›› "Fast & Furious" (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC) Funny Videos ›› "Sucker Punch" (2011) Emily Brown- ing. Premiere. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:10) ›› "The Girl Next Door" (2004) Emile Hirsch. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) › "Scary Movie 2" (2001) Shawn Wayans. (S) 'R' › "The Bone Snatcher" (2003) Scott Bairstow. 'R' 18 – MARCH 18 - 24, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Hot in Cleveland (CC) Cheers (CC) Cedar Rapids Cheers (CC) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Chris Chris Sunny Sunny Death Death Movie Luck (S) (CC) Girl's Guide (:10) ›› "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) "The Violent Kind" (2010) Cory Knauf. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) "The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad" (2012) 'NR' (CC) (:15) Shameless "A Great Cause" (iTV) House of Lies (S) › "The Bone Snatcher" (2003) Scott Bairstow. (S) 'R' ››› "Carrie" (1976, Horror) Sissy Spacek. 'R' (CC) "The Violent Kind" (2010) Cory Knauf. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) "Sweet Karma" (2009) Shera Bechard. (S) 'R' (CC) Rose- anne (S) Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program ›› "Cradle 2 the Grave" (2003) Jet Li. (S) 'R' (CC) (:10) "Endure" (2010) Devon Sawa. (S) 'R' (CC) "The Con Artist" (2010) Rossif Sutherland. (S) 'R' (CC) 3's Com- pany Paid Program Rose- anne (S) Law & Order (S) Fooly Cowboy Big O Ghost Bleach Fullmetal Durarara Inuyasha Looney Looney Legends-Ozarks Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Forensic Forensic Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Rose- anne (S) Monk Death of a circus ringmaster. World Scudder (:15) ››› "Love Crimes of Kabul" (2011) 'NR' (:40) ››› "The Dream Team" (1989) Michael Keaton. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:45) ›› "Freeze Frame" (2004, Sus- pense) Lee Evans. (S) 'R' (CC) "Within These Walls" (2001) Ellen Burstyn. (S) (CC) "Harry Potter" MAX on Set (S) (:25) "The First Time" (2009) Devon Werkheiser. 'R' (CC) ››› "My Dinner With Andre" (1981) Paid Program News Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program (:32) Cars.TV Paid Program Paid Program Alone in the Wilderness, Part 2 (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Amer. Athlete Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program In Wine Country Word- World Paid Program In Wine Country Sports Zone North Voices (:35) ›› "S.F.W." (1994, Drama) Stephen Dorff, Reese Witherspoon. (:35) Cold Case "Lonely Hearts" Sports Zone Open House North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace (S) (CC) NEWS (:35) ›› "People Will Talk" (1935) Charles Ruggles, Mary Boland. Sports Zone North Voices (:35) Entertainers (CC) News Paid Program Sports Zone Missing (N) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Red Green Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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