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THURSDAY EVENING MARCH 22, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) News News Missing "The Hard Drive" (N) (CC) Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Common Ground tainment Two and Half Men Feud (S) Half Men Family Feud (S) Commu- nity (N) The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- Foxnews at 6 (N) The This Old House Hour (N) (S) Iceberg That Sank the Titanic (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) KCCO 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR American Idol "1 of 11 Voted off" 30 Rock (CC) American Idol "1 of 11 Voted off" WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) The Vampire Dia- ries (N) (S) (CC) Big Bang Without a Trace "Revelations" (S) KPXM Cold Case "Look Again" (S) (CC) The First 48 (CC) CSI: Miami "Dispo Day" (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) Cold Case "Gleen" (S) (CC) The First 48 "Love Kills; Justifi ed" The Haunted (S) Grey's Anatomy "If/Then" (CC) Venture North (S) To Be Announced Touch "1 Plus 1 Equals 3" (CC) The Of- fi ce (N) Up All Night (N) Touch "1 Plus 1 Equals 3" (CC) The Secret Circle "Curse" (N) (CC) Without a Trace "The Bus" (CC) Cold Case "Our Boy Is Back" (S) The First 48 (N) (CC) Native Report Nuremberg: Nazis on Trial (S) (CC) (:02) Private Prac- tice (N) (S) (CC) The Playlist Minne- sota FOX at 9 (N) Awake "Kate Is Enough" (N) (S) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds J.J. meets a colleague. The First 48: Miss- ing Persons (N) ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan E Spec. E Spec. E! Special Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. (N) Miranda (CC) Outnum- bered 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) News (:35) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) TBA Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) Nightline Globe Trekker "Arab Gulf States" KDLH 3 News PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) News Late Show With David Letterman Business The Playlist (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "The Crossing" (S) (:01) The First 48: Missing Persons Patriot Housewives/Atl. Housewives/OC Housewives/OC TBA Housewives/Atl. Shahs of Sunset Bethenny Ever Housewives/OC Interior Therapy Paid Paid Paid Paid The Kudlow Report The Facebook E. B. OutFront Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) The China Question Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Jessie Shake It Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. MLB Preseason Baseball: Yankees at Red Sox Cheer- leading Cheer- leading Daily Mass (5:30) ››› "Meet the Parents" Two Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. Prep Wild NHL Hockey Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild. ››› "Tropic Thunder" (2008) Ben Stiller. (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, First Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (N) (Live) Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea E! News Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) The 700 Club Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) The China Question Piers Morgan Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Austin ANT Wizards Wizards Good SportsCenter (N) NFL Live (N) (CC) MMA Live (N) Wild Due UFC Bad Blood PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. Central 19th Hole (N) Good Business Today Early Start (N) Chelsea Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NFL32 (CC) NFL Live (CC) Family Guy (S) Accord- ing-Jim Independent Lens Woman reunites with her daughter. Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds "Tabula Rasa" (S) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "In the Dark" (S) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) SPORTS The This Old House Hour (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (Off Air) Your Legislators Paddle's Up! The Lake Bemidji Dragon Boat Festival. Paid Program Alone in the Wilderness, Part 2 (CC) Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace (S) (CC) (:01) The First 48: Missing Persons FOX at 9 Rick Steves' Hidden Europe Highlights from trips around the world. (S) (CC) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paint Zoom Paid Program (:02) The First 48: Missing Persons CSI: Miami (S) (CC) CSI: Miami "Simple Man" (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) Jerry Springer (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program ›› "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" (2001) Ben Affl eck, Jeff Anderson. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Key of David (S) Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Nopalea with Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Orangu Eden Interior Therapy Paid Paid Paid Paid Mad Money (N) World Exchange Squawk Box (N) Piers Morgan 30 Rock 30 Rock Fturama Fturama Fturama Fturama South Pk Tosh.0 Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Colbert Sunny Fturama ›› "Dysfunktional Family" Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Paid Paid Paid TriVita Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Jessie Austin ANT "Beauty and the Beast" (S) E! News (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) The World Over (N) Crossing Rosary Life on the Rock Defend Women Daily Mass ›› "The Pacifi er" (2005) Vin Diesel. SportsNation (CC) College GameDay (CC) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, First Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (:01) Mudcats Paid Program The World Over Octava Saints Gallery Euch. Threshold of Hope Living The Paid Paid Paid Program Men's Health Greatest Pillow! Paid Program ANT ANT Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas "Mickey's Great" Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Prince Life Original Choices J. Meyer Crefl o Archer Unsuper. Archer Unsuper. Unsuper. Archer Archer Unsuper. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Golf Hunters House Property Property Sell LA Selling House Hunters House Hunters Sell LA Selling House Hunters House Hunters Property Property Paid Paid Modern History Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats (N) Hardcore History Swamp People Swamp People NHL 36 Poker After Dark Darts '70s Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s Basket- ball '70s Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Nopalea Paid Paid Project Runway Project Runway Project Runway Runway Project Runway Runway Project Runway Project Runway Runway Project Runway Runway Paid Paid Paid Barta Big Fish Fishing Ultimate Charlie Boxing Anubis iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George '70s Jail (S) (5:30) ›› "The Brothers Grimm" (CC) (5:15) ››› "Them!" (1954) Bones (S) (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) "Red: Werewolf Hunter" (2010, Horror) "An American Werewolf in London" Monster Man Spring Praise-Thon Behind Osteen Prince Hillsong Praise the Lord (Live). (CC) (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ›› "Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows" (1968) Rosalind Russell. (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Home Improve. Bones (S) (CC) Ray- mond 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Regional Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ››› "A Majority of One" (1961, Comedy-Drama) Rosalind Russell, Alec Guinness, Ray Danton. Monster Man The Of- fi ce (CC) Holy Evidnce Bible Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan (N) The Of- fi ce (CC) ››› "Five Finger Exercise" (1962, Drama) Rosalind Russell. Premiere. CSI: NY Decisions. CSI: NY (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Leverage (CC) Conan Seinfeld (CC) Law & Order (S) 3's Com- pany Seinfeld (CC) ››› "Mrs. Pollifax: Spy" (1971) Rosalind Russell, Darren McGavin. NUMB3RS (CC) 3's Com- pany NHL Hockey: Flames at Wild Due Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 19th Hole Golf Hardcore History Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Nopalea Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA Matters Matters MMA Am Dig Am Dig (:35) Jail GTTV Entou MMA Entou Entou Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› "Dragonquest" (2009) (CC) Stargate Universe Paid Paid Turning Point ›› "Tell It to the Judge" (1949) Rosalind Russell. Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› "Four Brothers" (2005) (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) (CC) The Nanny (USA) (WGN-A) Burn Notice Former fl ame. (CC) house 2 Days: Portrait The Nanny 3's Com- pany Rose- anne (S) Home Improve. Acquire Wom Married Married Married Home Improve. "Man Arm" Sister Wives Smallville "Luthor" Angel (S) (CC) Adven Adven MAD Regular King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Delocate Chil Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Delocate 12 oz. Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Food Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods No Reservation The Layover (CC) Bizarre Foods No Reservation The Layover (CC) Bizarre Foods Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Tow Tow Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Tow Tow Most Shocking The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid (TVLAND) The Jef- fersons NCIS "Hung Out to Dry" (S) (CC) Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) "What a Girl" (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:00) "Paul" Brides- maids NCIS "Sea Dog" (S) (CC) NCIS Offi cer's sword. (S) (CC) › "Gulliver's Travels" (2010) Jack Black. 'PG' (CC) ›› "The Tempest" (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (5:15) "Lucky" (2011) Colin Hanks. Too Short (:45) ››› "X-Men: First Class" (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Lip Service Female comics perform. "Monogamy" (2010, Drama) Chris Mes- sina, Rashida Jones. (S) 'NR' (CC) NCIS A lieutenant's remains are found. Mother Mother Mother Mother News at Nine Game of Thrones "Baelor" (S) (CC) Shameless "A Great Cause" (iTV) In Plain Sight (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:45) "Game Change" (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore. (S) (CC) (:45) "Dark Fantasies" (2011) Jack Lawrence. (S) 'NR' (CC) Sunset Place House of Lies (S) Californi- cation Tanya X (S) (CC) Inside Comedy ›› "Martian Child" (2007, Drama) John Cusack, Amanda Peet. (CC) ››› "Spider" (2002) Ralph Fiennes. (S) 'R' (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (:40) ››› "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003) (S) 'R' (CC) Femme Fatales › "Surviving Christmas" (2004) Ben Affl eck. 'PG-13' Inside Comedy ››› "Blue Valentine" (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "The Hunted" (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. 'R' (CC) Con- chords Paid Program Cheers (CC) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid Cat- ›› "Hall Pass" (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) 'R' (CC) (12:10) ››› "Henry & June" (1990, Drama) Fred Ward, Uma Thurman. (S) 'NC-17' (CC) ›› "Drive Angry" (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. 'R' (:40) ›› "Booty Call" (1997) Jamie Foxx. 'R' (CC) "Beware" (2010, Horror) Adam Leadbeater. 'NR' Paid Program Fairly Legal J. Meyer ›› "Star Trek Generations" 'PG' ››› "Perfect Creature" (2006) Dougray Scott. (S) 'R' (:05) › "World Traveler" (2001, Drama) Billy Crudup. 'R' (CC) (:45) ›› "Believers" (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner. (S) 'R' (CC) "Shine of Rain" MARCH 18 - 24, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 15 Central Closet Paid Program (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Iceberg That Sank the Titanic (CC) Old Christine Paid Program Be a Mil- lionaire News Comics NewsRa- dio KIDS Nuremberg: Nazis on Trial (S) (CC) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) NEWS Miranda (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News Outnum- bered Globe Trekker "Arab Gulf States" Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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