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WEDNESDAY EVENING MARCH 21, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News News News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NBCSN) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Feud (S) Half Men The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Cold Case "Free Love" (S) (CC) Storage Wars CSI: Miami Expo- sure to radiation. Gator Boys (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News Nature "Survivors of the Firestorm" Survivor: One World (N) (CC) The Middle (S) Suburga- tory (S) Survivor: One World (N) (CC) Nature "Survivors of the Firestorm" NOVA The origin of dogs. (S) Criminal Minds "Foundation" (N) Modern Family Happy Endings Criminal Minds "Foundation" (N) NOVA "Extreme Ice" (CC) (DVS) Alone in the Wilderness, Part 2 (CC) Whitney (N) (S) Are You There One Tree Hill "Danny Boy" (N) Big Bang Burn Notice (S) (CC) Cold Case "Almost Paradise" (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars Rattlesnake Bent "Pilot" American Idol "11 Finalists Compete" The 11 remaining fi nalists perform. (N) Bent (N) (S) American Idol "11 Finalists Compete" The 11 remaining fi nalists perform. (N) America's Next Top Model (N) (S) Burn Notice "End Run" (S) (CC) Cold Case "Shat- tered" (S) (CC) Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Rattlesnake Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Sex-City Sex-City E! Special EWTN Live On the Range (N) (Live) Wife Swap (CC) Steve Jobs -- One Last Thing (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) Missing "Pilot" (S) (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) Steve Jobs -- One Last Thing (CC) Paddle's Up! The Lake Bemidji Dragon Boat Festival. FOX at 9 (N) The Concussion Discussion Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds "A Higher Power" (S) Duck Dynasty Duck Rattlesnake Tabatha Tk-Ovr Housewives/OC Interior Therapy Million Dollar The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. E. B. OutFront Jessie Austin ANT E! News (N) Daily Mass "Dodgeball: Underdog" Two Two School of Golf Golf Acad. Dynasty ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) At the Capitol KDLH 3 News Outnum- bered News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Duck Nightline Story of the Vicar of Dibley Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland At the Capitol (:35) TMZ (N) PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business Religion & Ethics (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "Elephant's Memory" Dynasty Duck Rattlesnake American Greed American Greed Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Jessie Shake It Soup E Spec. Chelsea E! News NBA Basketball: Knicks at 76ers College Basketball NIT Tournament, Third Quarterfi nal: Teams TBA. (N) NBA Basketball: Lakers at Mavericks College Basketball NIT Tournament, Fourth Quarterfi nal: Teams TBA. (N) Saint Rosary Saints The ››› "Meet the Parents" (2000) Ben Stiller UFC Spotlight Wolves NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Spurs ›› "Twilight" (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. The Golf Fix (N) Golf Wife Swap (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Dynasty Family Guy (S) Storage Wars Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Without a Trace "The Season" (S) Storage Wars Rattlesnake Interior Therapy Million Dollar Sons of Guns (S) Doomsday B. Game- Day Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Nature "Survivors of the Firestorm" (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Bounty Hunter Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "Lost and Found" Bounty Hunter ››› "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Rattlesnake SPORTS Nature "Survivors of the Firestorm" Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio (Off Air) Celtic Thunder Heritage Celtic and Irish roots. (CC) Paid Program Celtic Woman -- Believe Classic Irish songs and pop anthems. (S) (CC) Paid Program Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad Duck (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "Bait" (S) (CC) Dynasty Duck Dynasty CSI: Miami "Bunk" (S) (CC) Gator Boys (CC) FOX at 9 Paid Program Over Hawai'i The cultural tradi- tions of Hawaii. (S) (CC) TMZ (S) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Duck Dynasty Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Duck Rattlesnake American Greed American Greed Paid Paid Paid Paid Mad Money (N) World Exchange Squawk Box (N) Piers Morgan Interior Therapy Tabatha Tk-Ovr Million Dollar Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan 30 Rock 30 Rock Chap Chap South Pk South Pk South Pk Ugly Daily Colbert South Pk Ugly Daily Colbert Sunny Chap Charlie Murphy Sward Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Doomsday B. ›› "Cats & Dogs" (2001) Austin ANT Wizards Wizards Good Good Random Random Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) NBA Tonight (N) Faith Women Daily Mass The 700 Club Inside PGA Central SportsCenter (N) EWTN Live ››› "Walk the Line" (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. Golf Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wolves Spotlight World Poker Tour NBA Basketball On the Range The Golf Fix SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Lakers at Mavericks NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Louie Rescue Me School of Golf Golf Acad. Paid Program SportsCenter NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Philadelphia 76ers. (N Same-day Tape) Nopalea Prince Life Paid Program Rescue Me Paid Program Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Dynasty CSI: Miami "Forced Entry" (S) Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Rattlesnake Paid Program Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (S) (CC) Paid Program Paint Zoom Paid Program Paid Program ››› "Blazing Saddles" (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. (CC) Rattlesnake Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Orangu Eden Paid Paid Paid Paid Matchm Matchm Business Today Early Start (N) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Popoff Paid Tele Paid Paid Paid Paid Crefl o Chelsea Chelsea E! Special Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Signs/ Mary Gallery Ben. Catholic Aposto Catholic Compass Original Saints Paid Roads Shirt Off! Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Rescue Me Paid Program Greatest Pillow! Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program NHL Live NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Rangers Anubis iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George '70s Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (4:00) ›› "The Comedians" (1967) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Medical Examiner Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) (TRUTV) World's D (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) (USA) (WGN-A) M*A*S*H (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (5:00) › "Envy" (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Pulp Fiction" 2 Days: Portrait (5:15) "All Good Things" (2010) 'R' "The Thomas Crown Affair" 'R' Home Improve. Law & Order (S) Home Improve. NCIS (S) (CC) Funny Videos NHL Live NBC Sports Talk NHL Poker After Dark Darts (Taped) '70s Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Hunters Am Dig Am Dig Auction Hunters Auction Auction Am Dig Am Dig Auction Auction Unsolved Mystery Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters Monster Man (N) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Turning Prince End Praise the Lord (Live). Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s Ghost Hunters Monster Man Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) ››› "Nevada Smith" (1966) Steve McQueen, Karl Malden. (CC) (:15) ››› "The Hanging Tree" (1959) Gary Cooper, Maria Schell. (CC) Law & Order (S) Cleve- land Southland (CC) King of Queens The Offi ce "Niagara" (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) King of Queens Lost Girl (S) (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) "Hellhounds" (2009) Scott Elrod. (CC) Easter Dupl'tis History Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon Conan Seinfeld (CC) Stories of the ER Obses Obses Stories of the ER Obses Obses Hoard-Buried Law & Order (S) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS "Kill Screen" (S) (CC) Funny Videos ›› "Green Lantern" (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ››› "Inception" (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Shameless "A Great Cause" (iTV) Rita Rudner and Ex-Husbands › "Love, Wedding, Marriage" (2011) Mandy Moore. Happily Divorced Psych "Let's Doo- Wop It Again" (N) News at Nine Luck (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) 14 – MARCH 18 - 24, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Californi- cation ›› "Peep World" (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) 'R' (CC) King of Queens (:01) Fairly Legal "Satisfaction" Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› "Secret Window" (2004) Johnny Depp. 'PG-13' Inside Comedy King of Queens (:01) NCIS "Spider and the Fly" (CC) East- bound Cleve- land CSI: NY (S) (CC) Happily Divorced Psych "Let's Doo- Wop It Again" Seinfeld (CC) (:15) ››› "How the West Was Won" (1962) Carroll Baker. Three generations of family go west. (CC) (DVS) › "An American Werewolf in Paris" (1997, Horror) Tom Everett Scott. (CC) (:15) ››› "All Fall Down" (1962, Drama) Warren Beatty. (CC) (DVS) Law & Order (S) The Nanny NUMB3RS (CC) 3's Com- pany (:01) Wife Swap (S) (12:01) Wife Swap (:01) Wife Swap (S) (:01) Wife Swap (S) My Pil Paid Paid '70s Central Hunters House Property Brothers Income Kitchen House Hunters Property Brothers Income Kitchen House Hunters Property Brothers Property Brothers Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid Modern History Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Ameri Ameri Hardcore History Ameri Ameri Larry the Cable Ameri Ameri Hardcore History Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Wife Swap (CC) Central Design Golf Nopalea Paid Paid NHL NHL 36 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NBC Sports Talk Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA Matters Matters Paid Paid Paid Paid Bible Against Cross Wom Married Married Married Home Improve. (:15) ›› "Meteor" (1979, Science Fiction) Sean Connery, Natalie Wood. Medical Examiner Paid Paid TriVita Paid Paid Paid People People Leverage (CC) Smallville "Patriot" Angel (S) (CC) Adven Johnny NinjaGo Level Up King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken 12 oz. Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Food Food Food Amazing Amazing Food Food Pressure Pressure Amazing Amazing Food Food Pressure Pressure Food Food Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid umbest... Repo Repo Repo Repo Tow Tow Vegas Vegas Repo Repo Repo Repo Tow Tow Vegas Vegas The Investigators Forensic Paid Kitchen Paid Rose- anne (S) The Nanny 3's Com- pany (:01) ›› "Bee Movie" (2007) Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger. (CC) (:35) › "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" (2011) Martin Lawrence. (CC) (:40) Zane's Sex Chronicles Feature 4: Climax (S) (CC) "Big Money Rustlas" (2010, Comedy) Violent J. 'R' "Fifty Pills" (2006, Comedy) Lou Taylor Pucci. (S) 'R' (CC) Girl's Guide Rose- anne (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (:40) ›› "Love & Other Drugs" (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) ››› "Darkman" (1990, Action) Liam Neeson, Colin Friels. (S) 'R' (CC) (12:05) › "The Ledge" (2011, Drama) Charlie Hunnam, Liv Tyler. (S) 'R' (CC) (:25) ››› "Disgrace" (2008, Drama) John Malkovich. (S) 'R' (CC) "Beneath the Dark" (2010) Josh Stewart. (S) 'R' (CC) (:25) ››› "Life During War- time" (2009) (S) 'R' (CC) Home Improve. The Jef- fersons Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (:35) ››› "Cedar Rapids" (2011) Ed Helms. (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) ›› "Mercury Rising" (1998) Bruce Willis. 'R' (CC) Paid Program Cheers (CC) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid Paid (:15) › "The Gong Show Movie" (1980) Chuck Barris. (:45) › "The Nutcracker: The Untold Story" (2010) Elle Fanning. 'PG' (CC) (:05) › "Looking for Palladin" (2008) Ben Gazzara, Talia Shire. (S) 'R' (CC) Paid Program Law Order: CI J. Meyer (:05) "Star Trek: First Contact" (CC) "Ra- mona" "Miss ›› "Escape to Athena" (1979) Firecrkr" J. Meyer Nopalea NOVA The origin of dogs. (S) Paid Program Paid Program KIDS Steve Jobs -- One Last Thing (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News NEWS At the Capitol Outnum- bered Story of the Vicar of Dibley Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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