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SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 17, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA Favorites KDLH KSTP NCAA Tourn. KCCO NCAA Tourn. News Paid Program WDSE Hockey: More Than a Game (S) 1940s. (S) (CC) Favorites 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Oscar Hammerstein II -- Out of My Dreams (S) (CC) KAWE Big Band Vocalists Vocalists from the KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) KARE KVRR News Bound Harry's Law (S) (CC) Big Bang Ultimate Outdoor WUCW Rosedale Punk'd (CC) the Boot" (CC) be murder. (CC) Parking Wars 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Great Performances Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (S) (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Three" A percussion group in Argentina. (N) The Firm "Chapter Eleven" (N) (CC) ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen "Episode Three" A percussion group in Argentina. (N) ›› "Dancing at Lughnasa" (1998) Meryl Streep, Michael Gambon. (CC) WFTC Bones "The Bond in The Closer (CC) KPXM Psych Suicide may CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) Toy Hunters (CC) Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TOON) (TRAV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Home Improve. Boxing Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" (5:20) ›› "Hous- esitter" (1992) (S) (5:15) › "The Heart Specialist" "Holy Rollers" Home Improve. NCIS "Eye Spy" (S) (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. NCIS The severed leg of a corpse. (S) Ray- mond Ray- mond NCIS A sniper kills Marine recruiters. Funny Videos ›› "Green Lantern" (2011) Ryan Reyn- olds. Premiere. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:05) ››› "Big Stan" (2007, Action) Rob Schneider. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "The Switch" (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ›› "Peep World" (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) 'R' (CC) Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) NCIS Naval offi cers targeted. (S) (CC) College Hockey Hockey East, Final: Teams TBA. Funny Videos News at Nine Ray- mond Ray- mond CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Boxing Matthew Macklin vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights. (N) (CC) ›› "Hall Pass" (2011) Owen Wilson. 'R' (CC) ›› "Drive Angry" (2011, Ac- tion) Nicolas Cage. iTV. 'R' "Spike" (2008) Edward Gusts. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) 18 – MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH King of Queens NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Sharks 2 Days: Portrait King of Queens CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) King of Queens King of Queens CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Cleve- land Cleve- land WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Hot in Cleveland (CC) I Love Jenni "Drop It Like It's Hot" 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Chris Chris Sunny Sunny Death Death Movie Luck (S) (CC) (:25) ›› "Green Lantern" (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Girl's Guide › "Albino Farm" (2009) Chris Jericho. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) "Voyeur's Web" (2011) Ruby Knox. (S) 'NR' (CC) (:45) Shameless Monica returns. (S) House of Lies (S) "Spike" (2008, Fantasy) Edward Gusts. (S) 'R' (CC) (:40) ›› "Hall Pass" (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) 'R' (CC) (12:15) Californica- tion (iTV) (S) (CC) › "The Ledge" (2011) Charlie Hunnam. iTV. (S) 'R' (CC) › "Albino Farm" (2009) Chris Jericho. (S) 'R' (CC) Rose- anne (S) Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Monk A teacher's death. (CC) Poker After Dark NHL 36 Game Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid World Scudder (:45) ››› "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003) (S) 'R' (CC) "Scorcher" (2002, Suspense) Mark Dacascos. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) "Phunny Business: A Black Comedy" (2010) 'NR' "Blubberella" (2011) Lindsay Hollister. (S) 'R' (CC) (:40) Saving Face (S) (CC) ›› "She's the One" (1996) Jennifer Aniston. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Alive" (1993, Docudrama) Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano. (S) 'R' (CC) "Osmo- sis J" "Dr Seuss" (:15) "Rock Slyde" (2009, Comedy) Patrick Warburton. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) "Lily Dale" Parking Wars "Die Hard With a Vengeance" (1995) Parking Wars The Closer "Mater- nal Instincts" Psych "Weekend Warriors" (CC) Parking Wars Psych "Who Ya Gonna Call?" (S) Parking Wars Parking Wars FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Sports Prime. 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Special SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SEC Storied The Journey Home Daily Mass "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" ››› "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (2007) Spotlight Spotlight College Hockey UFC Bad Blood (N) ››› "Role Models" (2008, Comedy) PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Third Round. From Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla. SportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) ››› "Coraline" (2009) Teri Hatcher Boxing Central Moonshiners (S) Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom (N) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) SportsCenter (N) The Announcement: Magic Johnson Our Father's Plan Showcase PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Clas- sic, Second Round. '70s SportsCenter College GameDay (CC) Pope Lit Life to the Max Don McLean: American Troubadour (S) (CC) New Girl (CC) New Girl (CC) (:05) Punk'd Brothers & Sisters "Leap of Faith" (S) (:35) Ugly Betty "Smokin' Hot" (S) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) ››› "The Scar" (1948) Paul Henreid, Joan Bennett. Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Buzz Ray- mond Psych (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars Tanked (S) ›› "The Game Plan" (2007, Comedy) (CC) Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Paid Program Futura- ma (S) Parking Wars ››› "Die Hard 2" (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC) Brothers & Sisters "The Wig Party" (:35) NUMB3RS "End Game" (CC) Album (CC) The A to Z Guide to Healing Yourself! With Dr. Mark Whacked Out Paid Program (Off Air) Hates Chris Futura- ma (S) Psych A man abducted by aliens. Parking Wars Meet the Browns Always Sunny Parking Wars (:35) Cheaters (S) (CC) Paid Program Psych A weather forecaster dies. (S) Parking Wars Paid Program Paid Program Parking Wars Paid Program Paid Program Parking Wars (:05) › "Material Girls" (2006) Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program ››› "Die Hard With a Vengeance" (1995) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber's game of revenge. Cops (S) (CC) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program › "Jet Attack" (1958) John Agar, Audrey Totter. (CC) Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Mad Men A high-jinx in the offi ce. Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Tape Tape Tape Tape Freak Freak Extreme Extreme ›› "Sydney White" (2007, Comedy) Money Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Princess American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Princess Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid CNN Newsroom Big Hits-Drms Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Moonshiners (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David "The Luck of the Irish" (S) E! Special Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Chug Little Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: St. Patrick's Day 300. (N Same-day Tape) EWTN Live College Hockey LPGA Tour Golf RR Donnelley Founders Cup, Third Round. From Phoenix. SportsCenter The Fab Five (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass NHL Hockey Unsuper. Unsuper. Two Two Archer Archer Unsuper. Unsuper. Two Two Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Paid Program (:01) "Home Invasion" (2011) (CC) (:01) ››› "Abducted" (2007) (CC) Paid Program Golf Central Paid My Pil Paid Paid Paid Monster Man Jere House Hunters Dream Dear Color Interiors House Hunters House Hunters Color Interiors House Hunters House Hunters Dream Dear Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ››› "Abducted" (2007, Drama) (CC) Victo Victo Victo Rock Bucket iCarly (S) Friends Friends Friends Friends George George '70s "Jurassic Park III" ››› "The Rock" (1996) Sean Connery. Premiere. (S) › "Leprechaun 3" (1995, Horror) (CC) Precious Memories In Touch "Leprechaun's Revenge" (2012) Hour of Power 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (5:00) ››› "Young Cassidy" 2012 NCAA Tournament Movie ››› "Alice Adams" (1935) Katharine Hepburn, Fred MacMurray. (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ›››› "The Magnifi cent Ambersons" (1942) Tim Holt 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Leverage (CC) ››› "The Rock" (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. (S) ›› "Leprechaun" (1992, Horror) (CC) Graham Classic Not a Travel "Come What May" (2008) NCAA Basketball (N) (:45) ›› "Presenting Lily Mars" (1943) Judy Garland, Van Hefl in. (CC) Leverage (CC) "Leprechaun's Revenge" (2012) Chris My Wife My Wife George George Nanny Nanny TBA Grown T.U.F.F. Repo Repo Repo Repo Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid › "Leprechaun 2" (1994, Horror) (CC) Paid Paid History Oak Virtual Christian Angels: Miraculous Stranger Lindsey Gospel First to The ›› "Con Air" (1997) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. (CC) (:45) ›› "Penrod and Sam" (1937) Billy Mauch. God King/Hill King/Hill Fam Guy Aqua Metal Bleach Fullmetal Durarara Kek ›› "The Legend of Zorro" (2005) Antonio Ban- deras. The swordsman and his wife fi ght a count. ›› "Little Orvie" (1940) John Sheffi eld, Ernest Truex. ›› "Father's Son" (1941) › "Biker Boyz" (2003, Action) (CC) Married House of Payne MGM Parade Law & Order (S) House of Payne ››› "The Human Comedy" Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› "Into the Blue" (2005) (CC) Law & Order (S) Fooly Cowboy Big O Ghost Bleach Fullmetal Durarara Inuyasha Looney Looney Reasons Light Angelus Glorious NBA Basketball Wolves Golf Central Shahs of Sunset Paid Paid Paid Paid Housewives/Atl. 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