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WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 21, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News News News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and KPXM CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Feud (S) Half Men The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News Nature "Christmas in Yellowstone" (S) A Home for the Holidays The Middle (S) Suburga- tory (S) A Home for the Holidays Nature "Christmas in Yellowstone" (S) Nature "Christmas in Yellowstone" (S) Who's Still Stand- ing? (N) (S) (CC) Gossip Girl Private Lady Gaga concert. ››› "The Fugitive" (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford. An in- nocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (S) Big Bang Burn Notice "Old Friends" (S) (CC) Storage Wars (4:30) ›› "The Sandlot" (1993) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars NOVA "What Darwin Never Knew" Devel- opment of the embryo. (S) Criminal Minds "Hanley Waters" Modern Family Happy Endings Criminal Minds "Hanley Waters" CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Revenge A vindic- tive Lydia returns. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) NOVA "What Darwin Never Knew" Devel- opment of the embryo. (S) NOVA "What Darwin Never Knew" Devel- opment of the embryo. (S) The X Factor The remaining finalists perform. (N) The X Factor The remaining finalists perform. (N) Teen. Teen. Daughter Harry's Law "Queen of Snark" Daughter Gaga by Gaultier (S) (CC) Burn Notice "Family Business" (S) Storage Wars FOX at 9 (N) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Criminal Minds "What Fresh Hell?" ›› "A Christmas Carol" (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC) Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Worst Week KDLH 3 News Worst Week News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock "Verna" Nightline Independent Lens "Helvetica" (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business Religion & Ethics (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Criminal Minds "Poison" (S) (CC) Family Guy (S) To Be Announced To Be Announced Storage Wars Access Hollyw'd Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Without a Trace "Crash and Burn" Storage Wars ›› "A Christmas Carol" (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC) Apocalypse 2012 Mob Money: Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Nature "Christmas in Yellowstone" (S) Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Storage Wars Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Without a Trace "One and Only" (S) Storage Wars Top Chef:Texas Top Chef:Texas Top Chef:Texas Work of Art Mad Money SPORTS Nature "Christmas in Yellowstone" (S) Old Christine Be a Mil- lionaire (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. News Comics NewsRa- dio (Off Air) NOVA "What Darwin Never Knew" Devel- opment of the embryo. (S) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Without a Trace "Two of Us" (CC) FOX at 9 Lidia Celebrates America (S) Paid Program TMZ (N) (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" (1989, Comedy) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Joan Severance. (CC) Apocalypse 2012 Surviving the Piers Morgan Chelsea E! Special Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) To Be Announced To Be Announced (:02) Criminal Minds "Coda" (S) Paid Program Christmas at St. Olaf: Rejoice Access Hollyw'd Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) The Steve Wilkos Show (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ››› "The Longest Yard" (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. (CC) Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Good Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Positive Living Paid Program Paid Program Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Orangu Eden Housewives/Atl. Top Chef:Texas Work of Art The Kudlow Report The Facebook E. B. OutFront 30 Rock 30 Rock South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk Daily Colbert South Pk Fturama Daily Colbert Colbert Jessie Shake It ANT ANT Wizards Wizards Good Sex-City Sex-City True Hollywood The E Spec. Chelsea E! News SportsCen- ter Sport Football College Football: San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl College Basketball Texas at North Carolina. (N) (Live) Daily Mass Morning Drive ›› "Twilight" (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. Gopher College Basketball Ancient Aliens College Basketball Oklahoma State at Alabama. (N) (Live) Landing Prep & ››› "The Santa Clause" (1994) Jay Two SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) E:60 (N) Catholic University Heralds Rosary Candles-Carols Theater of Word Daily Mass "Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause" MMA Awards Horror Story Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf Now Golf "Christmas Bless" "Christmas Angel" (2009) K.C. Clyde. Family iCarly (S) Sponge. Sponge. '70s Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Private Screenings: Jane Fonda Family Guy (S) ››› "The Front" (1976, Comedy-Drama) Woody Allen, Zero Mostel. Family Guy (S) The Mentalist (S) Rose- anne (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Ancient Aliens Brad Meltzer '70s Brad Meltzer "Kinkade's Christmas Cottage" (5:50) Bar Rescue (6:54) Bar Rescue (7:57) Bar Rescue Bar Rescue (S) Behind Jere Minis End Ft. Lauderdale Christmas Pageant Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) (CC) Central Joy of Music Prep Vikings Football Jay Horror Story Horror Story Best of Morning Drive Ancient Aliens Playing Lessons Playing Lessons George George Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s (:06) Bar Rescue (:12) Bar Rescue (S) Imp. Jokers ››› "Ball of Fire" (1941, Comedy) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) The Mentalist (S) Leverage (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond (WGN-A) Funny Videos Cleve- land Southland (CC) King of Queens Imp. Jokers (:01) "Christmas Angel" (2009) (CC) '70s Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Stargate SG-1 Billy Graham NFL Live (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Fturama Fturama Sunny Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Moonshiners (N) Sons of Guns (S) Moonshiners (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Popoff Paid Tele Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Phineas ANT ANT ›››› "Toy Story" (1995) E! News (N) Random ANT Deck Deck Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Babar Oso Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Rudolph's Year Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Action Action Dan Patrick Horror Story Justifi ed Golf Central Golf Ancient Aliens Brad Meltzer Fitness Paid Program Brad Meltzer SportsCenter Reflect Luke Christ Catholic University Joy Mu The Life of Christ Paid Paid Prince Life Rescue Me Paid Program "Kinkade's Christmas Cottage" Soldier Dupl'tis Nativity World A Christmas Wish Conan (CC) ››› "Born Yesterday" (1950) Judy Hol- liday, William Holden. (CC) CSI: NY "The Box" Full Throttle King of Queens CSI: NY (S) (CC) Full Throttle Cleve- land Seinfeld (CC) Paid Program Greatest Pillow! Golf Paid Program Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Light J. Meyer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Justifi ed Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Hunters House House Hunters Income Kitchen Property Brothers Property Brothers Income Kitchen Property Brothers Property Brothers House Hunters TriVita Grt Pil Paid Paid Paid Ancient Aliens Golf Central Thread Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TriVita Paid Paid Chris My Wife Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny Matters TBA Parents Parents MAN MAN (:40) MANswers (S) MAN Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Stargate Atlantis › "The Terminators" (2009) ››› "A Face in the Crowd" (1957, Drama) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Franklin & Bash Law & Order (S) Black Gold Full Throttle (USA) (VS) NCIS: Los Angeles "Missing" (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Sum of Fears" NCIS "Faith" (S) (CC) Funny Videos (5:30) ›› "Daredevil" (2003) Ben Affleck. 'PG-13' "Big Mommas: Like Father" (5:05) ›› "The Lightkeepers" 'PG' ››› "Elf" (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) Burn Notice "Fail Safe" (CC) NHL Live NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Dallas Stars. Funny Videos (:15) ››› "First Blood" (1982, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) 'R' (CC) › "The Final Destination" (2009) Bobby Campo. (S) 'R' Homeland (iTV) Saul investi- gates Carrie's theories. (CC) ››› "Humpday" (2009) Mark Duplass. (S) 'R' (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) 24/7 Flyers/Rang- ers: Road 24/7 Flyers/Rang- ers: Road "Beatdown" (2010) Rudy Youngblood. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) ››› "Smiley Face" (2007) Anna Faris. 'R' (CC) 14 – DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH A Game of Honor Football teams prepare for the annual Army/Navy game. "John Sandford's Certain Prey" (2011) Mark Harmon, Lola Glaudini. (CC) Life & Times ››› "Friday" (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long. (CC) Rose- anne (S) "Naughty Reunion" (2011, Adult) (S) 'NR' (CC) ›› "Spooner" (2009) Matthew Lillard. 'R' (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) ›› "Sudden Death" (1995, Action) Jean- Claude Van Damme. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Humboldt County" (2008) Jeremy Strong. (S) 'R' Dexter (iTV) (S) (CC) (:20) Taxicab Con- fessions (S) (CC) ›› "Jungle 2 Jungle" (1997, Comedy) Tim Allen, Martin Short. (CC) Law & Order (S) Child of the Promise Seasonal music. Paid Paid Paid Paid Quest (:15) ››› "No Time for Sergeants" (1958) Andy Griffith, Myron McCormick. Law & Order (S) 3's Com- pany Wom Married Married Married Married (:15) "Great Day in the Morning" Toddlers & Tiaras Geek Geek Gypsy Christmas Toddlers & Tiaras Gypsy Christmas Toddlers & Tiaras Geek Geek Toddlers & Tiaras Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Family Armor (S) Law & Order (S) Reindeer Angel (S) (CC) (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... Full Throttle (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Grinch Johnny King-Hill King-Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Chicken Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Chicken Aqua King-Hill King-Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Food Food Food Big Beef Paradise Cght- Cght- Food Food Big Beef Paradise Cght- Cght- Food Food Food Food Kitchen Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Full Throttle Black Gold (N) Rose- anne (S) The Exes (N) Full Throttle King of Queens King of Queens The Exes Rose- anne (S) The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid The Nanny (S) (CC) The Nanny 3's Com- pany Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›› "Hall Pass" (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) 'R' (CC) (1:50) ››› "The Nutty Pro- fessor" (1996) Eddie Murphy. A Game of Honor Football teams prepare for the annual Army/Navy game. (:20) ›› "The Banger Sis- ters" (2002) Goldie Hawn. 'R' The Nanny Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Paid Program 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Death Death Mad Abt. Paid Paid Paid (:15) ››› "The English Patient" (1996) Ralph Fiennes. Flash- backs reveal a plane-crash survivor's tragic tale. 'R' ›› "Letters to Juliet" (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) 'PG' (CC) ›› "Flashpoint" (1984) Kris Kristofferson. 'R' (CC) Kitchen Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) NFL Turning Point NFL Turning Point NHL Overtime (N) Talk The Ride NHL Overtime Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid News at Nine Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC) J. Meyer I Can't Do (:05) ›› "Nanny McPhee Returns" ›››› "On Golden Pond" 'PG' "Even the Rain" (2010, Drama) Luis Tosar. 'NR' (CC) "Money Plays" Top Chef:Texas Happens Happens Paid Paid Paid Paid Housewives/OC Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) Business Today AM:Wake Up Call American Morning KIDS NOVA "What Darwin Never Knew" Devel- opment of the embryo. (S) Up to the Minute (N) (S) Paid Program Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News WCCO 4 News NEWS Worst Week Worst Week Independent Lens "Helvetica" (CC) Morning News KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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