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SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 24, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA This Old House KDLH KSTP Paid Program This Old House Paid Program News Paid Program KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune KAWE The Lawrence Welk KMSP FOX at 6 KARE KVRR Old H'se Show Big Bang Two and Half Men WUCW Rossdale Punk'd WFTC Bones (S) (CC) KPXM Monk Natalie sus- (CC) pects foul play. (S) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Storage Wars "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" (2005) Bad Dog! (CC) Matchmaker This Old House Antiques Road- show "Jackpot!" ››› "Thelma & Louise" (1991, Drama) Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis. To Be Announced To Be Announced 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) To Be Announced To Be Announced 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Cops (N) (CC) Cops (N) (CC) Venture North (S) Cops (CC) News Bound Harry's Law "Ho- sanna Roseanna" ›› "Red Heat" (1988, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Belushi. (CC) Cops (CC) The Closer "In Custody" (CC) Monk A radio shock- jock. (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars Too Cute! (S) Matchmaker Jeff Dunham The Closer "Lay- over" (CC) Monk The death of Lt. Disher's uncle. Storage Wars Storage Wars Bad Dog! (S) Antiques Road- show "Jackpot!" Red Green Ameri- can Dad Ameri- can Dad Red Green Cleve- land Prime Suspect (S) (CC) Cleve- land Austin City Limits (S) (CC) The Hayloft Gang: Story-Barn Dance FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Two and Half Men Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Law & Order (S) (CC) Psych (S) (CC) Storage Wars ››› "The Others" (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kid- man, Christopher Eccleston. Premiere. Storage Wars ››› "The Bourne Supremacy" (2004) Bad Dog! (N) (S) Money American Greed Debt Suze Orman Show Princess "Julie" CNN Newsroom CNN Presents "Blue Collar" American Chopper American Chopper Storms 2011 College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) Angelica Live (5:00) "Bolt" (2008) ››› "Finding Nemo" (2003) Ellen DeGeneres MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) Fatima HGTV Magaz. IRT Deadliest "Mean Girls 2" (2011) Meaghan Martin. E! Special New Red Green American Masters "Lennon NYC" John Lennon's life in New York. (S) (CC) Old Christine The Unit "Inquisition" (S) (CC) News (:35) Storm Stories (S) (CC) New Red Green Woodsongs (S) (CC) Hell's Kitchen "18 Chefs Compete" Hell's Kitchen "18 Chefs Compete" Paid Program 30 Rock (CC) Paid Program 30 Rock (CC) Psych The death of an Army private. ››› "The Others" (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kid- man, Christopher Eccleston, Alakina Mann. Storage Wars "Un- locked: Buy Low" Bad Dog! (S) American Greed Suze Orman Show Princess "Julie" Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Jeff Dunham The The Comedy Central Roast Work. Tosh.0 Chap One Man Army (S) Storms 2011 (:15) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) Web of Faith "Incredible Hulk" College Football Missouri at Oklahoma. (N) (Live) Golf Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland. "Mom, Dad and Her" (2008) (CC) ›› "A Walk to Remember" (2002) IRT Deadliest Big Bang Big Bang ›› "Observe and Report" (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. (4:30) "The Spirit of St. Louis" (CC) Hard Evidence 20/20 on TLC (S) "Tokyo Drift" ›› "Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over" Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family "Morlocks" (2011) David Hewlett. Hour of Power ›› "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" (1992) The Journey Home Daily Mass Golf Central (N) (Live) (:22) ››› "The Bourne Supremacy" To Be Announced Law Order: CI Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Bad Dog! (S) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (CC) ›› "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" Chelsea Fashion E! Special (12:15) SportsCenter (N) NHRA Drag Racing Twins College Football Southern Methodist at Memphis. (N Same-day Tape) Golf The science of golf. HGTV'd High Secrets Novo Dina Donna HGTV Magaz. IRT Deadliest IRT Deadliest Ice Road Truckers IRT Deadliest ›› "The Nanny Diaries" (2007) (CC) Sponge. Big Time iCarly (S) Victo Ninjas iCarly (S) Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s UFC Unleashed (S) UFC 135 Prelims ››› "'Crocodile' Dundee" (1986) Paul Hogan. ›› "Jeepers Creepers 2" (2003) Precious Mem. In Touch ›››› "Love Me Tonight" (1932) Maurice Chevalier. (CC) ›› "The Fast and the Furious" (CC) All in the Family (5:01) ››› "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989) Harrison Ford. Funny Videos PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:15) ›› "Lottery Ticket" (2010) (4:40) ››› "The Hurt Locker" 'R' Ray- mond 20/20 on TLC (S) ›› "Observe and Report" (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. ››› "Hallelujah, I'm a Bum" (1933) Al Jolson. "The Lost Tribe" (2009) Emily Foxler. ››› "Hollywood Party" (1934) (CC) Movie Austin City Limits (S) (CC) In the Flow In the Flow (:05) Punk'd Judge- Brown News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Buzz Ray- mond Psych (S) (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars A Program About Unusual Buildings Judge J. Brown Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim Paid Program Futura- ma (S) Storage Wars Judge Judy (S) Paid Program (Off Air) Hates Chris Futura- ma (S) Psych "A Very Juliet Episode" (CC) Storage Wars Meet the Browns Always Sunny Storage Wars (:35) Cheaters (S) (CC) Paid Program Psych A deadly pathogen. (CC) Storage Wars Paid Program Inside Sports Paid Program ››› "Gone Baby Gone" (2007) Casey Affleck.Two investigators search for a kidnapped girl. (:01) StorageWars (CC) Lost Tapes (CC) (:05) ›› "Red Heat" (1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Belushi. (CC) Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Lost Tapes (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program ››› "Cape Fear" (1962, Suspense) Gregory Peck, Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen. (CC) Matchm Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program Mad Men "The Mountain King" Freak Freak Extreme Extreme Most Eligible Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom Fturama Fturama Comedy Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Good Wizards Wizards ANT Prank Good ANT Random Good Wizards Wizards ANT Prank Phineas Phineas "The Cheetah Girls 2" (2006) Charlie Babar Manny Little Chug Little E! Special Chelsea E! Special Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid EWTN Live College Football NFL College Football Teams To Be Announced. Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Our Father's Plan Showcase Golf Central NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. Pope Lit Golf Central One Man Army (S) American Chopper American Chopper Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Tomor The Score College Football Teams To Be Announced. Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass Vikings Spotlight MLB Baseball: Twins at Indians League League Wilfred Wilfred Two Two League League Wilfred Wilfred Two Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central Big Break Ireland Golf Solheim Cup, Final Day. (N) (Live) Secrets Novo Dina Donna HGTV Magaz. IRT Deadliest IRT Deadliest ›› "Crocodile Dundee II" (1988) Paul Hogan. (:15) ›› "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" (2004) John Cho. (CC) ›› "Transporter 3" (2008) (CC) 20/20 on TLC (S) Ray- mond Ray- mond (7:49) ›› "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (2008) Harrison Ford. (CC) Football College Football Nebraska at Wyoming. (N) (Live) Bones (S) (CC) Funny Videos ››› "Terminator 3: Rise of the Ma- chines" (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (5:15) ››› "Inglourious Basterds" (2009, War) Brad Pitt. (S) 'R' › "Little Fockers" (2010) Robert De Niro. 'PG-13' (CC) › "Push" (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) News at Nine (:45) › "Jonah Hex" (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ›››› "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) NFL Turning Point Bull Riding PBR Wichita Invitational. ›› "Hatchet II" (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder. 'NR' (CC) › "Next Day Air" (2009) Donald Faison. 'R' (CC) "Altitude" (2010, Horror) Jes- sica Lowndes. 'R' (CC) 18 – SEPTEMBER 18 - 24, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH (:15) › "Little Fockers" (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Skin to the Max (:35) ›› "Buried Alive" (2007) Tobin Bell. 'NR' (CC) Chemis- try (S) Patton Oswalt Fin- est Hour (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) '70s My Wife My Wife George George '70s "Morlocks" (2011) David Hewlett. (:45) ›› "Evergreen" (1934, Musical Comedy) Jessie Matthews, Sonnie Hale. Prison Diaries (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) ›› "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) (CC) Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Oblongs King-Hill King-Hill Fam Guy Boon Boon Bleach Durarara Fullmetal Kek ›› "Major Payne" (1995, Comedy) Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons. (CC) Graham Classic Not a Travel "Love Finds a Home" (2009) History Virtual Oak Faith Epicenter ›› "I Married an Angel" (1942) Jeanette MacDonald. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TriVita Paid Blue Entou Entou Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Stranger Lindsey Praise Falwell Word HGTV'd High Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ice Road Truckers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Cash Jere ›› "The Land That Time Forgot" '70s My Wife My Wife Matters TBA Grown Planet Paranormal Wi. Paid Paid Married Married Married Married Married Home Improve. ›› "Nana" (1934, Drama) Anna Sten, Phillips Holmes. MGM Parade Law & Order (S) 3's Com- pany Paid Program 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Fturama Death Death ›› "Osmosis Jones" (2001, Comedy) World Scudder Football Talk Paid Paid Paid Paid (11:55) ›› "Sex and the City 2" (2010) Sarah Jes- sica Parker, Kim Cattrall. (S) 'R' (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) The Big C (iTV) (:10) "Altitude" (2010, Horror) Jessica Lowndes. (S) 'R' (CC) "Housewives From Another World" (S) ››› "The Hurt Locker" (2008, War) Jeremy Renner. iTV. (S) 'R' (CC) Knife (:40) ›› "Hatchet II" (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) 'NR' (CC) (:45) ›› "Buried Alive" (2007, Horror) Tobin Bell, Terence Jay. (S) 'NR' (CC) (:25) ›› "It's Complicated" (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (S) 'R' (CC) Big Fish! Rifl es (:05) ›› "Freejack" (1992, Science Fic- tion) Emilio Estevez. (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) "The Rig" (2010, Action) Serah D'Laine. 'R' (CC) "The Sunset Limited" (2011) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) (CC) ››› "Where the Wild Things Are" (:45) "Glorious 39" (2009) Romola Garai. A mystery surrounds a British family on the eve of WWII. ››› "La Dolce Vita" (1960) Marcello Mastroianni. (Subtitled-English) 'NR' ››› "Two Lovers" (2008) 'R' Home Improve. "Librar- ian" ››› "Broadway Melody of 1938" Prison Diaries (S) Royal Inquest (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (:15) ››› "The Matrix Reloaded" (2003) Keanu Reeves. Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) 3's Com- pany Becker (CC) 3's Com- pany Wings (CC) 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Law & Order (S) Fooly Cowboy Big O Ghost Bleach Durarara Fullmetal Inuyasha Looney Looney Steak Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures TriVita Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Most Shocking Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 3's Com- pany Monk Monk takes up painting. (CC) Reasons Light Original Glorious MLB Baseball: Twins at Indians Golf Solheim Cup, Final Day. (N) (Live) News (:05) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Brothers & Sisters "Owning It" (CC) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (12:05) Ugly Betty "Kissed Off" (S) SPORTS Antiques Road- show "Jackpot!" Brothers & Sisters "Three Parties" (S) (:35) NUMB3RS "Brutus" (S) (CC) (Off Air) Frontline "The Wounded Platoon" Judge Judy (S) Paid Program News Vikings Plan POV Four Filipino women teach in Baltimore. (S) FOX at 9 (:02) Poker After Dark (CC) Paid Program In Wine Country Washing Away Paid Program Paid Program Washing- ton Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Need to Know (S) Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program Old Christine KIDS ››› "Thelma & Louise" (1991, Drama) Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis. North Voices Sports Zone (:05) ›› "Thief" (1981, Crime Drama) James Caan, Tuesday Weld. North Voices Open House To Be Announced (:35) Without a Trace "Primed" (S) Sports Zone Holly- wood NEWS American Masters "Lennon NYC" John Lennon's life in New York. (S) (CC) North Voices News Paid Program Sports Zone (:05) Entertainers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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