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SATURDAY EVENING JULY 23, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program The This Old House Hour (CC) Paid Program News Best Bra Ever! KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune KAWE The Lawrence Welk KMSP FOX at 6 (N) KARE KVRR Old H’se Show Grey’s Anatomy (S) (CC) WUCW Rossdale Punk’d WFTC The Unit “Play 16” KPXM (5:00) ››› “Under (CC) (S) (CC) Siege” (1992) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Parking Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) Parking Wars (4:00) “The Shaw- shank Redemption” Pit Boss XL (S) This Old House Antiques Road- show (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Cops (CC) Cops (CC) Venture North (S) Cops (CC) News Bound Who Do You Think You Are? (CC) › “Bad Company” (2002, Action) Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock, Matthew Marsh. (CC) Cops (CC) House “Need to Know” (S) (CC) Parking Wars ››› “Under Siege” (1992) Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (CC) Parking Wars ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy) Dogs 101 (N) (S) Parking Wars House Unusual blood-test results. Parking Wars Ray- mond Parking Wars Make ’em Laugh: Funny Business ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. (S) (CC) NCIS “Short Fuse” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Short Fuse” (S) (CC) (DVS) Antiques Road- show (CC) Red Green Family Guy Family Guy Red Green Cleve- land Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cleve- land 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) The Lowe Family Television Special FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Two and Half Men Paid Program Make ’em Laugh: Funny Business Tina Fey:The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) Old Christine The Unit “Play 16” (S) (CC) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories New Red Green New Red Green Rochester Interna- tional Jazz Fringe “Johari Window” (S) (CC) Fringe “Johari Window” (S) (CC) Hair Loss Buzz Ameri- can Dad Parking Wars ››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Pit Boss XL (N) (S) Pit Boss (N) (S) ››› “Elf” (2003) Will Ferrell. › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) ›› “Year One” (2009) Jack Black. Almost, Away ›››› “Toy Story 2” (CC) E! Special Killing bin Laden Seal Team 6 Good Movie NASCAR NASCAR Racing NHRA Drag Racing Mopar Mile-High Nationals, Qualifying. From Denver. Angelica Live EWTN Cinema (5:00) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Top Gear (CC) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Third Round. (N Same-day Tape) Paid Program Ameri- can Dad Parking Wars “Furi- ous Face-Offs” Pit Boss XL (S) ANT Shake It Random Shake It Shake It Wizards Wizards Fish Fish Fish Fish “Kim Possible” E! Special Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents One Man Army (S) Seal Team 6 The Chelsea Fashion E! Special SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) Softball 2011 World Cup:Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) (CC) “Harry-Phoenix” “Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl” Minnesota Twins ’11 Softball 2011 Border Battle. From Okla- homa City. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) Angelica Our Father’s Plan The Journey Home Daily Mass Web of Faith ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Ben Stiller LPGA Tour Golf Evian Masters, Third Round. From France. “The Memory Keeper’s Daughter” (CC) “Magic Beyond Words” iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big Time Victo iCarly (S) iCarly (S) ’70s King of Queens King of Queens (4:45) ›››› “Fort Apache” ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Premiere. (CC) (4:30) “Executive Decision” ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) Owen Wilson. ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) (S) ›› “Eraser” (1996) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (5:30) ›› “The Hills Have Eyes” Precious Mem. In Touch Top Gear (CC) ’70s › “P2” (2007) Wes Bentley. Premiere. Hour of Power ››› “Cool Hand Luke” (1967, Drama) Paul New- man, George Kennedy, J.D. Cannon. (CC) Lopez Lopez Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny My Wife My Wife ’70s › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean. ››› “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End” ›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McCo- naughey, Steve Zahn, Penélope Cruz. (CC) ››› “Caged” (1950, Drama) Eleanor Parker. (:33) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced (:15) ››› “Brute Force” (1947, Sus- pense) Burt Lancaster, Hume Cronyn. › “Captain America” (1990) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) ››› “Kiss of the Spider Woman” (1985, Drama) William Hurt, Raul Julia. (:18) Falling Skies “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (:15) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) (4:53) ›› “Quantum of Sol- ace” (2008) Daniel Craig. PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) (5:05) “Devil” “Fragile” (CC) (5:15) ›› “The Transporter” (CC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (:20) ›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (2008) Harrison Ford. (CC) Heads-Up Poker 2011 Tour de France Stage 20. From Grenoble. MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. (N) ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. ‘R’ ›› “The Blair Witch Project” (1999, Horror) (S) ‘R’ ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’ (CC) 18 – JULY 17 - 23, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH News at Nine Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) 3’s Com- pany Becker (CC) What to Watch ››› “Galaxy Quest” (1999, Comedy) Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver. (CC) Married Home Improve. (:15) ››› “Midnight Express” (1978, Docudrama) Brad Davis, Randy Quaid, John Hurt. ››› “Signs” (2002) Mel Gibson. 3’s Com- pany Paid Program 3’s Com- pany Paid Program 3’s Com- pany Paid Program Scrubs Mother South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Curb Entou South Pk South Pk ›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Paid Paid Paid Paid Knife Boxing Zab Judah vs. Amir Khan, Junior Welterweights. (N) (S Live) (CC) ››› “The American” (2010) George Clooney. ‘R’ ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) Gina Philips. ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:05) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) True Blood (S) (CC) Fran- chise (:35) › “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Green Room (:15) “Voyeur’s Web” (2011) Ruby Knox. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) (:45) ››› “The American” (2010, Sus- pense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Big C (iTV) (:25) “Sugar Boxx” (2009) Kitten Natividad. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Real L Word (iTV) (12:55) › “Trauma” (1993) Christopher Rydell. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) ‘R’ ›› “Lone Hero” (2002) Lou Diamond Phillips. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009, Comedy- Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Def Comedy (:45) ››› “Tell Tale” (2009, Suspense) Josh Lucas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Adopt a Sailor” (2008) Bebe Neuwirth. ‘NR’ (CC) (12:15) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Central The SportsCenter (N) Softball 2011 World Cup:Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (CC) Road of Hope 50 Greatest Twins Baseball Boys in World Poker Tour: World Poker Tour: Minnesota Twins ’11 PGA Tour Golf Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Third Round. (:01) Top Gear World Match Play Highlights (N) Life to the Max Movie Austin City Limits (S) 30 Sec- onds 30 Sec- onds George Lopez Ameri- can Dad ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery, Shane West. Premiere. (S) Parking Wars ››› “Elf” (2003) Will Ferrell. Judge- Brown News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Ameri- can Dad Parking Wars Pit Boss (S) ›› “Beerfest” (2006, Comedy) (CC) NOVA “The Great Inca Rebellion” (S) Judge- Brown Paid Program (Off Air) Paid Program Meet the Browns ›› “U-571” (2000, Suspense) Matthew McCo- naughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. Premiere. (S) Deadliest Catch (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars ››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy) Dogs 101 (S) Parking Wars Parking Wars Pit Boss XL (S) Piers Morgan CNN Newsroom CNN Presents ›› “Eddie Murphy Raw” (1987) (PA) Hates Chris Paid Program (:35) Punk’d Paid Program George Lopez Hair Loss Inside Sports Paid Program ››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Rob- bins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) (:01) Parking Wars (CC) (:05) En- tourage Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Curb En- thusiasm Cops (S) (CC) (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Shark Vacuum Three Stooges Fresh Prince Whacked Out Paid Program Three Stooges Paid Program Hair Loss Paid Program Hair Loss Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program ››› “Bull Dur- ham” (1988) (CC) Tape Tape Lost Lost Freak Freak Extreme Extreme Gurrl Down! 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Raw (N) (CC) Heads-Up Poker 2011 Tour de France Stage 20. From Grenoble. Venture King-Hill King-Hill Fam Guy Boon Boon Bleach Durarara Fullmetal Kek Cowboy Cowboy Ghost Ghost Bleach Durarara Fullmetal Inuyasha Looney Looney Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Law & Order (S) Rifl es (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest... Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TVLAND) 3’s Com- pany Monk Adrian’s big- gest fan. (CC) Big Fish! Rifl es World Scudder “Adam Sandler’s- Crazy Nights” ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Ken- neth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) ‘NR’ › “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) ‘NR’ Central Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) The Closer “Slippin”’ (CC) (:35) Ugly Betty (S) (CC) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) SPORTS Antiques Road- show (CC) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) (:35) NUMB3RS “Chinese Box” (S) (Off Air) Frontline “Kill/Cap- ture” (CC) Judge Judy (S) Paid Program News Paid Program POV (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (:03) Poker After Dark (CC) Sky Island (S) Paid Program In Wine Country Washing- ton Hair Loss Paid Program Need to Know (S) (CC) Healthy, Skin Cars.TV (CC) Fast Meals Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program Old Christine Make ’em Laugh: Funny Business North Voices (:35) › “Once Bitten” (1985, Comedy) Lauren Hutton, Cleavon Little. (:35) Cold Case “Officer Down” (S) Sports Zone Open House KIDS Make ’em Laugh: Funny Business North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace “Requiem” Sports Zone NEWS Tina Fey:The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) North Voices (:35) Entertainers (CC) News Skin Secrets Sports Zone Missing (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Red Green Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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