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THURSDAY EVENING MAY 19, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Evening News PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) KDLH 3 News KCCO News Wheel of WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Fortune (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) Foxnews at 6 (N) (S) (CC) Half Men The Of- fice (CC) News Enter- tainment Two and Half Men WUCW Judge Mathis (N) WFTC Two and KPXM Without a Trace CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FX) “Crossroads” (S) The First 48 “Black- out” (CC) (4:00) “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” Life “Plants” (S) Two and Half Men Antiques R’dshow Minne- sota Big Bang Engage- ment News News Wipeout (N) (S) (CC) Big Bang Engage- ment Garden- ing Common Ground The Of- fice (CC) Greener World At the Capitol American Idol A finalist is sent home. The Of- fice (CC) American Idol A finalist is sent home. Without a Trace “Odds or Evens” Criminal Minds “Paradise” (CC) The First 48 (CC) Perilous Fight: America’s Grey’s Anatomy (Season Finale) (N) Venture North (S) Native Report Bones (Season Finale) (N) (S) (CC) The Offi ce (Season Finale) (N) (CC) Bones (Season Finale) (N) (S) (CC) Smallville “Finale Part 1; Finale Part 2” Clark becomes the Man of Steel. (CC) Without a Trace “Patient X” (CC) Criminal Minds “Catching Out” (S) The First 48 (N) (CC) Fatal Attractions Confessions Piers Morgan Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) The Mentalist (Season Finale) The CBI mole’s identity comes to light. (N) (CC) (:01) Private Prac- tice (S) (CC) The Mentalist (Season Finale) The CBI mole’s identity comes to light. (N) (CC) Playlist Pres Minne- sota Your Legislators The This Old House Hour (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Parks/ Recreat Fox News 9 Extra (N) (CC) Ray- mond Manhunt- ers Parks/ Recreat Ray- mond Inside Edition Ray- mond Criminal Minds “The Instincts” (S) Manhunt- ers ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC) Confessions Outnum- bered KDLH 3 News My Hero (CC) News (:35) World News FOX at 10 (N) Accord- ing-Jim The Insider (N) The Of- fice (CC) Manhunt- ers Nightline Globe Trekker “Central China” (S) Late Show With David Letterman News Late Show With David Letterman Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (S) Two and Half Men George Lopez Family Guy (S) Criminal Minds “Memoriam” (S) Manhunt- ers News Accord- ing-Jim Business Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Business Roadtrip Nation Access Hollyw’d News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:05) Frasier (S) Family Guy (S) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Playlist Pres Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Christine Name Is Earl Without a Trace “Stolen” (S) (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) Fatal Attractions Confessions Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Paid Program Entou- rage (S) Name Is Earl Paid Program Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) Minne- sota Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) (:35) Cops (S) Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Curb En- thusiasm Antiques R’dshow SPORTS Minne- sota (:07) The Doctors (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show (Off Air) Secrets of the Dead (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News Enter- (:05) Extra (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos (12:01) The First 48 (CC) ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC) Confessions Tom Brokaw Reports: Boomer$! Piers Morgan Manhunt- ers tainment NOVA “Riddles of the Sphinx” (S) FOX at 9 (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) The Real House- wives of Atlanta Paid Program ››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. (S) Manhunt- ers The Killing New evi- dence is found. (S) Life “Plants” (S) Paid Program Paid Program Manhunt- ers Meet the Browns Tele- world Manhunt- ers NOVA Reconstruct- ing a vessel. (S) Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Hates Chris Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Old Christine Paid Program Paid Program (:02) ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984, Comedy) Molly Ringwald. (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Daily Colbert Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk South Pk Tosh.0 Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Fturama Sunny Daily Colbert Macdon Lewis Black Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch River Monsters (S) Swords: Life Good Good “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” Good Good Wizards Wizards Hannah Hannah Wizards Wizards Suite Suite Phineas Phineas Little E! News (N) E Spec. E Spec. E! Special (5:00) SportsCenter NBA Countdown NBA Basketball Football Live NFL Live (N) Daily Mass (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) LPGA Tour Golf SportsNation (CC) Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) (FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics. “Ghost Town” Still Stnd ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Rupert Grint Two Two Two Two SportsCen- ter Pretty Pretty Chelsea E! News Deadliest Catch River Monsters (S) Swords: Life Chelsea TBA The SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) The World Over Crossing Rosary The World Over Defend Women Daily Mass The 700 Club › “TheWaterboy” (1998, Comedy) PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. From Colonial Country Club in FortWorth, Texas. Central Twins Final Scr Table Tennis Golf NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight (N) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball Whose? Whose? TriVita Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club › “TheWaterboy” (1998, Comedy) PGA Tour Golf Nationwide: BMW Charity Pro-Am, First Round. Will SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” Access Hollyw’d Early Today (N) FOX 9 News Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) News KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Star Trek: The Next Generation Don’t Forget Paid Program Don’t Forget Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Paid Program The Killing New evi- dence is found. (S) Confessions Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Business Today World One (N) Paid Program Paid Program Key of David (S) Paid Program Paid Program Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/NYC Happens Housewives/OC Happens Paid Paid Paid Paid Matchm Top The Kudlow Report ››› “Enron:The Smartest Guys in the Room” Millions Mad Money John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Big Cat Big Cat Squawk Box (N) American Morning Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Overhaulin’ (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Little Jungle Timmy Chug Oso Chelsea Chelsea To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Flat Abs Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) Life on the Rock Octava Biblical Gallery Catholic Threshold of Hope Quest For God Original Choices Paid TriVita Prince Life J. Meyer Chang Final Scr Final Scr Due Baseball Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf LPGA Tour Golf Sybase Match Play Championship, Day 1. Paid Program Paid Program Gary McCord Paid Program Central Golf Brain Sponge. My Wife My Wife Chris Chris George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny George George My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Home Home Home Home Full H’se Full H’se Jail (S) Jail (S) Star Trek: Next King of Queens King of Queens (5:30) ›› “Side Street” (1950) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Sanford & Son Jail (S) Star Trek: Next Jail (S) TNA Wrestling (N) (S) Star Trek: Next ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vi- cious convicts hijack their flight. (CC) ››› “Million Dollar Mermaid” (1952) Esther Williams, Victor Mature. (CC) Bones (S) (CC) All in the Family Star Trek: Next Good Rod P. Behind David J. Winning Y’r Day Praise the Lord (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan ›› “Skirts Ahoy!” (1952) Esther Wil- liams, Joan Evans, Vivian Blaine. (CC) Gumball Adven Regular MAD King/Hill King-Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Eagle Aqua Squidbill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Eagle Southies Squidbill King/Hill King-Hill Looney Ben 10 Food Food Food Food Food Food Bizarre Foods CSI: NY (S) (CC) Bizarre Foods Ray- mond Food Food Bizarre Foods All in the Family All in the Family Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany 3’s Com- pany (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Pregame NHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) Funny Videos (5:15) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (5:20) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) (5:30) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (5:45) › “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham.‘R’ ››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson. ‘PG’ (CC) 16 – MAY 15 - 21, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Chris Chris Mother Mother News at Nine Treme (S) (CC) Brides- maids Nurse Jackie Diary- Call Girl Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Hockey Adven Cycling Taxicab Confes- sions ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. Gigolos (iTV) (N) ››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Diary- Call Girl Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit World Extreme Cagefi ghting REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) “Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars” (2010) Jenae Alt. ‘NR’ Gigolos (iTV) (S) Memphis Beat Cold Case (CC) Bizarre Foods The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny ›› “Ali G Indahouse” (2002) Sacha Baron Cohen, Michael Gambon. (CC) Cycling ››› “Prizzi’s Honor” (1985) Jack Nichol- son, Kathleen Turner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Scrubs Scrubs South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb Paid Paid Food Food Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Hurts Hurts Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Hurts Hurts Most Shocking The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny Paid Paid Paid The Nanny Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Light Paid Paid Paid Star Trek: Next Funny Videos Paid (:15) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) Jackie Earle Haley. ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Laurel Canyon” (2002) Frances McDormand. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (CC) “The Hills Have Thighs” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ ››› “Mayor of the Sunset Strip” (2003) Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (3:55) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) Eddie Murphy. ›› “Race With the Devil” (1975) Peter Fonda. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) › “Remember the Daze” (2007) Amber Heard, Alexa Vega. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Grind” (1996) Adri- enne Shelly. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Prostate J. Meyer “Shadrach” (S) “Sinbad: Legend” ›› “Spoken Word” (2009) Kuno Becker. iTV. ‘NR’ “Know- ing” (S) MAN MAN MAN MAN Trailers MAN The Shield (CC) Star Trek: Next Star Trek: Next Star ›› “Dangerous When Wet” (1953) Esther Williams. CSI: NY (S) (CC) Star Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Entou Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Holy Praise Jeffrey Chang Praise the Lord (CC) Lopez Tonight Conan Early Edition (S) Turning Point ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vi- cious convicts hijack their flight. (CC) ›› “Jupiter’s Darling” (1955) Esther Williams. (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Monster Monster “Mammoth” (2006) Tom Skerritt. (CC) Lopez Tonight (:45) ››› “Easy to Love” (1953) Esther Williams, Van Johnson. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Paid Paid Dr Wom Married Married Married Married (:15) MGM Parade “You Can’t Take It With You” (1938) Pawn Pawn Police Women Police Women Pawn Pawn Police Women Pawn Pawn Police Women Pawn Pawn Paid Paid TriVita Paid Paid Paid Home Made ››› “Signs” (2002) Mel Gibson. NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Central Hunters House First Pla. First Pla. Selling Selling House Hunters House Hunters Selling Selling House Hunters House Hunters First Pla. First Pla. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Land To Be Announced Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mounted Mounted MonsterQuest Swamp People Swamp People Mounted Mounted (:01) MonsterQuest Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Pawn Pawn Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Mother Mother Chris Chris Will Perilous Fight: America’s Paid Program News Paid Program KIDS Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (CC) Up to the Minute (N) (S) ABC World News Now (N) (CC) Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) America Morning Morning News NEWS Outnum- bered My Hero (CC) Morning News WCCO 4 News Globe Trekker “Central China” (S) Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather News News News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5

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