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SATURDAY EVENING MAY 14, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program The This Old House Hour (CC) Paid Program News Paid Program KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune KAWE The Lawrence Welk Old H’se Show This Old House Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Venture North (S) News Bound Chase Annie has a dark premonition. Program Punk’d (CC) ››› “Mrs. Doubtfi re” (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field. ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) (CC) Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” Red Green KMSP MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) (S Live) (CC) KARE KVRR MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (N) (S Live) (CC) WUCW Paid WFTC The Unit “Bedfel- KPXM lows” (S) (CC) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) ›› “Unbreakable” (2000, Suspense) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. (S) House “Cursed” Demanding. (CC) (4:00) ››› “Open Range” House New board chairman. (CC) Red Green Law & Order: LA “Big Rock Mesa” 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Entou- rage (S) ››› “Maverick” (1994, Western) Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, James Garner. (S) Ray- mond Buzz Ameri- can Dad ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Den- nis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. Premiere. (CC) Money Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Newsroom House (S) (CC) CNN Presents House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan Daniel Tosh House (S) (CC) Newsroom House “The Itch” CNN Presents House “The Itch” Piers Morgan Daniel Tosh House (S) (CC) Newsroom Piers Morgan Newsroom Piers Morgan Newsroom “Harold & Kumar Escape” Dave Chappelle Wyatt Cenac Sports photos online! Upload your own photos! Order prints! Order your favorite spotted photo on all sorts of products! (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Deck Deck Phineas Deck Fish Good Good Good Good Deck Deck Deck Deck Wizards Wizards “Den Brother” (2010) E! News Movie (5:00) SportsCenter College Softball NHRA Drag Racing Angelica Live “Beetlejuice” ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001) St. Rita E! Special Auto Racing Twins College Baseball Baylor at Oklahoma State. (N) (Live) True Caribbean Pirates (CC) Jail (S) The Chelsea E! Special Angelica Our Father’s Plan The Journey Home Daily Mass ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson. E! Special Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) NBA Baseball SportsCenter (N) MLS Soccer: Timbers at Sounders ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) SportsCenter (N) E! Special SportsCenter Charlie Little Movers Chug Jungle Movers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter NBA N. American Poker N. American Poker N. American Poker NASCAR Racing Fr. John Corapi Final Scr Due Final Scr World Poker Tour: Final Scr Final Scr Twins MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at Twins Megaquake 10.0 (CC) “Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. Precious Mem. In Touch (5:00) “Race to Witch Mountain” “The Terminal” (5:00) ››› “Monte Walsh” ››› “Hitch” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. (CC) ›››› “East of Eden” (1955, Drama) James Dean, Julie Harris. (CC) ›› “Open Season” (2006, Comedy) NCIS A Mafia dump- ing ground. PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) › “The Messengers” (2007) Premiere. Hour of Power Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) (:01) Megaquake 10.0 (CC) (5:30) “The Day the Earth Stood Still” Two Two Two Two Sons of Anarchy Sons of Anarchy Sons of Anarchy Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Live From the Players Championship PGA Tour Golf “The Staircase Murders” (2007) (CC) Jail (S) Jail (S) Global Showcase Angels Light EWTN Live SportsCenter E:60 Original Heritage Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass Twins College Softball Paid Paid Paid Hunters House Summer Block Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Summer Block Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Restoration Live From the Players Championship Live From the Players Championship Live From the Players Championship Paid Paid Morning Drive (:01) True Caribbean Pirates (CC) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) (:13) ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. (:15) ›› “Carson City” (1952, Western) Randolph Scott, Raymond Massey. Police Women Police Women Off the Rez (N) (S) (CC) ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC) ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC) Graham Classic History Travel › “The Climb” (2002) Jason George. “Messengers 2:The Scarecrow” (CC) ›› “Seven Angry Men” (1955) Raymond Massey. Police Women Off the Rez (S) (CC) King/Hill King/Hill God Fam Guy Boon Boon Bleach Kek NCIS Suspect is presumed dead. (S) Bones (S) (CC) NCIS “Outlaws and In-Laws” (S) (CC) NHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) Bones (S) (CC) (5:30) “Basic” ‘R’ The Borgias (iTV) Nurse Tara (5:40) ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” Funny Videos NCIS “Double Identity” (S) (CC) In Plain Sight (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Hockey Bull Riding PBR Duluth Invitational. News at Nine “He’s Just Not” “How to Train Your Dragon” (:45) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Cradle 2 the Grave” (2003) ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. Nick Cannon ›› “Jeepers Creepers” ‘R’ ›› “The Craft” (1996) ‘R’ Scrubs Mother South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb South Pk South Pk ›› “Flyboys” (2006) James Franco. Game of Thrones (:45) ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Tour of Calif. “Busty Cops” Bull Riding PBR Duluth Invitational. (12:10) ›› “Predators” (2010) (S) ‘R’ Boxing Arthur Abraham vs. Andre Ward. (N) (Live) NASCAR Gigolos Nurse Tara (:15) “Jeepers Creepers” ‘R’ Paid Paid Paid Knife (:10) › “Whiteout” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Craft” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) Call Girl “Zack and Miri Make” “National-Van Wilder” Paid Body Paid Paid Paid Paid iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Victo Ninjas Victo iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Grown Jimmy Jail (S) “Justice for Natalee Holloway” (2011) Coming Home Vanished, Beth Mother Mother Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Jail (S) Jail (S) MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid “The Cursed” (2010) Costas Mandylor. ›› “Kill Theory” (2009, Horror) (:45) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” Virtual English Faith End of the Harvest Heroes-Bible (:45) ››› “Abe Lincoln in Illinois” (1940) Raymond Massey. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “49th Parallel” (1941) Eric Portman. U-boat Nazi and comrades invade Canada. Intersti- tial Filler Fullmetal Big O Cowboy Cowboy Ghost Ghost Bleach Kek WWE Tough Enough (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Zone Zone Paid Paid Praise Joni Or-der Married Married Yes, Dear (S) ››› “In This Our Life” (1942) Police Women Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) Fullmetal Inuyasha Looney Looney Beach Exposed Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Most Shocking Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Dominick Dunne Dominick Dunne Dominick Dunne Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid AllFam AllFam AllFam AllFam Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Paid Program Paid Program Paid Paid Paid World Scudder › “Proximity” (2000) (S) ‘R’ ›› “Love and a Bullet” ‘R’ Nick DiPaolo (3:55) › “The Mod Squad” Waynes “Chinatown” ‘R’ (:25) “Make Believe” (2010) (:05) “TiMER” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) MrMa MAY 8 - 14, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 19 Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. Monk “Mr. Monk, Private Eye” (CC) Eddie Griffin:You Can Tell Dave Chappelle: Killin Wyatt Cenac Paid Paid Paid Paid MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Tomor Curb En- thusiasm (:10) American Experience Freedom songs. (N) (S) Old Christine The Unit “Bedfel- lows” (S) (CC) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Red ››› “The Time of Your Life” (1948) James Cagney, Broderick Crawford. Green Red Green Fringe “Earthling” (S) (CC) To Be Announced Fringe “Earthling” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Ameri- can Dad Life to the Max Red Green Austin City Limits “Mos Def; K’naan” The Closer “Half Load” (CC) (:35) Ugly Betty (S) (CC) ››› “The Second Woman” (1951, Suspense) Robert Young, Betsy Drake. (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) 30 Sec- onds 30 Sec- onds George Lopez ›› “Road House” (1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. (S) Ameri- can Dad Ameri- can Dad Deadliest Catch “Lady Luck” (CC) ›› “Hidalgo” (2004) Viggo Mortensen, Omar Sharif. A West- erner races a horse across the Arabian desert. (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollywood (N) (CC) Paid Program (Off Air) Paid Program Meet the Browns Hates Chris Paid Program Name Is Earl (:35) Punk’d Paid Program Name Is Earl George Lopez Paid Program Inside Sports Paid Program (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) ›› “The Recruit” (2003) Al Pacino. A CIA rookie must ferret out a mole within the agency. (:35) Punk’d Cops (S) (CC) (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Fresh Prince Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Dog Bounty Hunter Dog Bounty Hunter Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking Dog Bounty Hunter Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking Body Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ››› “All the Right Moves” (1983) Tom Cruise, Craig T. Nelson. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Must Love Cats (S) It’s Me or the Dog My Cat From Hell Must Love Cats (S) It’s Me or the Dog My Cat From Hell Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Extreme Extreme House (S) (CC) Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Paid Paid Paid Paid Housewives/NYC CNN Presents SPORTS Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) (:35) NUMB3RS “Trust Metric” (S) (Off Air) NOVA “Secrets of Stonehenge” (S) Whacked Out Paid Program Frontline “The Meth Epidemic” (S) Paid Program Paid Program News Paid Program American Masters (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (:02) Poker After Dark (CC) Washing- ton Paid Program In Wine Country Need to Know (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Washing- ton Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program Old (:35) ›› “Teachers” (1984, Comedy- Drama) Nick Nolte, JoBeth Williams. Christine KIDS ››› “Mrs. Doubtfi re” (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field. North Voices (:35) Cold Case “Jurisprudence” Sports Zone Open House North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace (S) (CC) Sports Zone NEWS (:10) American Experience Freedom songs. (N) (S) North Voices (:35) Entertainers (N) (CC) News Paid Program Sports Zone Missing (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Red Green Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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