Today's Entertainment

SATURDAY EVENING MAY 7, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program The This Old House Hour (CC) Paid Program News Paid Program KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune KAWE The Lawrence Welk Old H’se Show This Old House Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) NCIS “Freedom” (S) (CC) NCIS “Freedom” (S) (CC) The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Venture North (S) Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) News Bound Chase “Roundup” (N) (S) (CC) Program Punk’d (CC) ›››› “When Harry Met Sally...” (1989) Billy Crystal. NCIS: Los Angeles “The Bank Job” NCIS: Los Angeles “The Bank Job” Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” Red Green Red Green Law & Order: LA “Reseda” (CC) (:40) ››› “Crossing Delancey” (1988) Amy Irving, Reizl Bozyk. 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) (:15) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits “Mos Def; K’naan” Old Christine The Unit Children are hostages. (S) News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Red KMSP NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in KARE KVRR Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit WUCW Paid WFTC The Unit Children KPXM (4:30) ›› “Spy CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) are hostages. (S) Game” (2001) (S) (5:00) › “88 Min- utes” (2007) (CC) ››› “The Rookie” (2002, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths. (CC) House “Detox” (S) (CC) House Pitcher’s broken arm. (CC) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. Premiere. (S) Entou- rage (S) Ray- mond Curb En- thusiasm NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) Paid Program Buzz Ameri- can Dad Dog Bounty Hunter Dog Bounty Hunter Storage Storage Parking Wars ›› “Reindeer Games” (2000) Ben Affleck. An ex- convict is involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Money Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Newsroom House (S) (CC) CNN Presents House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan House (S) (CC) Newsroom House “Joy” (S) CNN Presents House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan House (S) (CC) Newsroom Law Order: CI CNN Presents Newsroom Piers Morgan Newsroom ››› “American Pie” (1999) (CC) Chris Rock: Never Scared (S) Dane Cook Vicious Circle (S) W. Cummings Chris Rock: Never Scared (CC) Sports photos online! Upload your own photos! Order prints! Order your favorite spotted photo on all sorts of products! (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Good Good “Lemonade Mouth” (2011) Adam Hicks Deck Deck Deck Deck Good Good Good Good Wizards “Eddie’s Cook-Off” ››› “Private Parts” (1997) Howard Stern. (5:00) The Voice 30 for 30 (CC) Khloe The Chelsea Sex & Sex & MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Galaxy Therese:Vocation Is Love Behind Our Father’s Plan The Journey Home Daily Mass ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Minnesota Twins ’11 Golf GolfNow Golf Two Two Two Two Golf PGA Tour Golf Basket Sport N. American Poker N. American Poker Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball College Volleyball Beatification “Along-Polly” MLS Soccer Khloe Khloe The Chelsea Holly’s Year of NBA E:60 Fr. John Corapi ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) (5:00) › “Armageddon” (1998) Golf Custer’s Last ›› “Dawn Anna” (2005) (CC) Star King of Queens King of Queens Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd Triple Rush (CC) Spotlight Final Scr World Poker Tour: Final Scr Final Scr Twins Classics ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Central PGA Tour Golf (:01) ›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid. Holly’s Charlie Little Movers Chug Jungle Movers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball Global Showcase Angels Light EWTN Live SportsCenter NBA E:60 Original Heritage Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mass 50 Greatest Twins 50 Greatest Twins Baseball Archer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Fix GolfNow Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Hunters House Summer Block Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Summer Block Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid. ›› “Raising Helen” (2004) Kate Hudson. (CC) ››› “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) (S) “Bring It On: In It to Win It” (2007) Ashley Benson, Jennifer Tisdale. (CC) “Ferocious Planet” (2011) (CC) Precious Mem. In Touch “Almighty Thor” (2011) Cody Deal. (CC) › “Thor: Hammer of the Gods” (2009) Hour of Power Graham Classic History Travel Movie ›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. ›››› “The Bicycle Thief” (1948) Lam- berto Maggiorani, Lianella Carell. ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. ››› “Salt of the Earth” (1954) Rosaura Revueltas. Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Who Killed Chandra Levy? (S) (CC) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (CC) ›› “Body of Lies” (2008) Leonardo DiCaprio. Movie (5:00) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. Bones (S) (CC) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” The Borgias (iTV) Nurse Tara (5:25) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (:45) ›››› “The Southerner” (1945, Drama) Zachary Scott, Betty Field. (CC) Who Killed Chandra Levy? (S) (CC) King/Hill King/Hill God Fam Guy Boon Boon Bleach Kek In Plain Sight “The Art of the Steal” Chair White MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. (N) Lady Gaga, Monster Ball Tour “TheWolfman” ‘R’ (:15) ›› “The Transporter” (2002) (S) ›› “The Losers” (2010) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) ‘PG-13’ Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Hockey NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. “Almighty Thor” (2011) Cody Deal. (CC) “Highlander: The Source” (2007) Virtual English Faith Triumphant ›› “Adventures in Babysitting” (1987, Comedy) Elisabeth Shue. (CC) ››› “Wild Boys of the Road” ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (CC) ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Sounder” (1972) Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks. (CC) Central Central Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big Time Ninjas Victo iCarly (S) MyWife My Wife George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Grown Jimmy ››› “StarWars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) (S) Coming Home Glamour Mother Mother Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid MAN MAN MAN Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Greatest Heroes of the Bible Praise Joni Zone Zone Paid Paid Married Married Married Married Steve Harvey (:45) ››› “Knock on Any Door” (1949) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Fullmetal Big O Cowboy Cowboy Ghost Ghost Bleach Kek WWE Tough Enough (S) Hockey Bull Riding Game of Thrones ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Nurse Tara “Housewives From Another” (12:05) ›› “Wrong Turn” Call Girl Gigolos › “Next Day Air” (2009) ‘R’ WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Steve Harvey “Lady Day” Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid CSI: NY (S) (CC) Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Most Shocking Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Murder by, Book Murder by, Book Murder by, Book Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid AllFam AllFam AllFam AllFam Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order (S) Fullmetal Inuyasha Looney Jerry Rose Rose. Rose. Rose 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. Rose. Rose Monk “Mr. Monk and the Big Game” Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid News South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb South Pk South Pk › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. World Scudder (12:55) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) ‘R’ ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S) “Group Sex” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) (2:55) “Lost in Translation” Watch “Scooby-Doo” (S) (:10) ››› “Good Morning,Vietnam” “Adam Sandler’s” (:15) “Frat Party” (2009) ‘R’ “Night of the Living Dead” (:40) “The Thirst” (2006) ‘NR’ (:15) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” “The Thirst” (2006) ‘NR’ (CC) “Blue Seduction” (2009) ‘NR’ ›› “Ira and Abby” (2006) (:45) “Who Is Cletis Tout?” Disor MAY 1 - 7, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 19 Dane Cook Vicious Circle (S) Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Hogs Gone Wild Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Tomor Green ›› “Mambo” (1954, Drama) Silvana Mangano. Red Green Through the Lens Life to the Max Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) The Closer “Red Tape” (CC) (:35) Ugly Betty “Zero Worship” (S) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Austin City Limits “Mos Def; K’naan” FOX at 9 (N) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) TBA Fringe Peter faces his destiny. (CC) Paid Program Ameri- can Dad George Lopez Ameri- can Dad ››› “Maverick” (1994, Western) Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, James Garner. (S) Paid Program Ameri- can Dad SPORTS Antiques Road- show “Biloxi” (N) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) (:35) NUMB3RS “The Janus List” ›› “Happy Go Lovely” (1951, Musical Comedy) Vera-Ellen, David Niven. NOVA “Ghosts of Machu Picchu” (S) Fringe Peter faces his destiny. (CC) Paid Program 30 Sec- onds Paid Program 30 Sec- onds Paid Program (Off Air) Meet the Browns Deadliest Catch “Greenhorns” (S) Hates Chris Paid Program (:35) Punk’d Paid Program ›› “Blood Work” (2002) Clint Eastwood. A former FBI agent searches for a murderer. (S) ›› “Eraser” (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams. (CC) George Lopez Paid Program Inside Sports Paid Program (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) ››› “TheThomas Crown Affair” (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (CC) (:35) Punk’d Cops (S) (CC) (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Fresh Prince Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Parking Parking Dog Bounty Hunter Storage Storage (:01) Parking Wars Parking Parking Paid Paid Paid Paid TriVita Paid ›› “Eraser” (1996, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Too Cute! Kittens It’s Me or the Dog My Cat From Hell Must Love Cats (S) It’s Me or the Dog My Cat From Hell Must Love Cats (S) Too Cute! Kittens Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Extreme Extreme House (S) (CC) Law Order: CI Paid Paid Paid Paid Housewives/NYC Piers Morgan (Off Air) Frontline “Frontline Newsmagazine” (S) Judge- Brown Paid Program News Paid Program Independent Lens Film about life in the Warsaw Ghetto. (S) FOX at 9 (:02) Poker After Dark (CC) Paid Program In Wine Country Washing- ton Paid Program Paid Program Need to Know (S) (CC) Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program Old Christine KIDS ›››› “When Harry Met Sally...” (1989) Billy Crystal. North Voices (:35) ›› “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man” (1991) Mickey Rourke. (:35) Cold Case “The Crossing” (S) Sports Zone Open House North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace (S) (CC) NEWS (:40) ››› “Crossing Delancey” (1988) Amy Irving, Reizl Bozyk. Sports Zone North Voices (:35) Entertainers (N) (CC) News Paid Program Sports Zone Missing (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Red Green Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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