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SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 16, 2011 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP Paid Program The This Old House Hour (CC) Paid Program News Paid Program KCCO News Wheel of WDSE Ask This Fortune KAWE The Lawrence Welk KMSP FOX at 6 (N) KARE KVRR Old H’se Show News Minn. Bound Grey’s Anatomy (CC) WUCW Paid Program Punk’d (CC) WFTC The Unit “Dark of KPXM (5:00) ››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) the Moon” (CC) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (4:30) ››› “Deliv- erance” (1972) Dogs 101 (CC) This Old House Antiques Road- show “Billings” (N) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) The Lawrence Welk Show Are You Served? Venture North (S) Harry’s Law (S) (CC) David Suchet on the Orient Express Jackie Gleason: Genius at Work ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (S) Hawaii Five-0 “Lanakila” (CC) Antiques Road- show “Billings” Red Green Red Green “Truth Be Told” (2011, Comedy) Candace Cameron Bure. Premiere. (S) Law & Order: LA (S) (CC) “Truth Be Told” (2011, Comedy) Candace Cameron Bure. Premiere. (S) ›› “Big Trouble” (2002, Comedy) Tim Allen, Rene Russo. (CC) House Dr. House treats a nun. (CC) House “The Socratic Method” (CC) Food for the Poor 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (S) (CC) Austin City Limits (S) FOX at 9 (N) Fox News 9 Entou- rage (S) ››› “Hurricane” (1999, Drama) Denzel Washington. Boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter is wrongfully imprisoned. The Of- fi ce (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) Ray- mond ››› “Se7en” (1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. (CC) (5:30) ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) › “Fired Up” (2009) Premiere. (CC) King’s Speech Filthy Cities (CC) House “Euphoria” House “Euphoria” House “Forever” CNN Presents Piers Morgan Newsroom Sports Prime. Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Two and Half Men Curb En- thusiasm ›› “The Entertainer” (1975, Drama) Jack Lemmon, Ray Bolger. Hawaii Five-0 “Lanakila” (CC) News Storm Stories Red ››› “Cyrano de Bergerac” (1950, Drama) Jose Ferrer, Mala Powers. Green Red Green Fringe “Lysergic Acid Diethylamide” Fringe “Lysergic Acid Diethylamide” Paid Program Paid Program Old Christine News (:35) Brothers & Sisters (S) (CC) Life to the Max Austin City Limits “Spoon” (S) The Unit “Dark of the Moon” (CC) (:35) Ugly Betty “I See Me, I.C.U.” (S) ›› “Spitfi re” (1942, Biography) Leslie Howard, David Niven, Rosamund John. (:35) Criminal Minds “Haunted” Austin City Limits (S) 30 Sec- onds 30 Sec- onds George Lopez Buzz Ameri- can Dad Judge- Brown News (:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (S) Ameri- can Dad Deadliest Catch (S) (CC) ›› “Secret Window” (2004, Suspense) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. Money Millions American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt American Greed Suze Orman Show Debt Debt Paid Paid Heads-Up Poker Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid Newsroom Filthy Cities (CC) Pompeii: Back ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Filthy Cities (CC) CNN Presents House (S) (CC) Piers Morgan House “Euphoria” Newsroom ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) (PA) (CC) CNN Presents Sports photos online! Upload your own photos! Order prints! Order your favorite spotted photo on all sorts of products! (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Deck Deck Wizards Good Shake It Good Good Shake It Wizards Wizards Wizards Wizards Wizards Good Shake It “Jump In!” (2007) (CC) E! News Movie “Evan Almighty” ›› “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Minnesota Twins ’10 › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis PGA Tour Golf E! Special NBA Basketball NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NHRA Drag Racing High School Basketball Angelica Live EWTN Cinema The Chelsea E! Special NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Angelica Fr. John Corapi The Journey Home Daily Mass “Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls” Two Two Two Two Archer ›› “The International” (2009) Clive Owen. PGA Tour Golf Spotlight 50 Greatest Twins Un “Final Sale” (2011) Laura Harris. (CC) ››› “Nothing but the Truth” (2008) “The Storm” (2009, Suspense) Treat Williams, James Van Der Beek. Premiere. Precious Mem. In Touch King of Queens King of Queens (5:00) “Promise Her Anything” Hoard-Buried ››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey. ›› “Get Smart” (2008) Steve Carell. ››› “Firebreather” (2010) Hoard-Buried NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. NHL Hockey PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) › “Rush Hour 3” (2007) Hoard-Buried ››› “Ball of Fire” (1941, Comedy) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) The Real Face of Jesus? (CC) (:01) Weird Warfare (CC) E! Special Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) Baseball Tonight NBA 2010 Poker Fr. John Corapi ›› “Kicking and Screaming” (1995) E! Special SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA Basketball NBA NBA Basketball Final Scr World Poker Tour: Final Scr Final Scr UEFA Champions League Soccer Central PGA Tour Golf Charlie Little Movers Chug Jungle Babar Paid Paid Paid Paid Sexy Paid SportsCenter NBA Basketball SportsCenter Global Showcase Angels Light EWTN Live Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Fix Golf Paid Paid Paid Paid McCord Paid (:01) The Real Face of Jesus? (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Shark Paid Paid Mass Tennis Kill- Hunters House Green Home 2011 Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters Green Home 2011 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Modern Marvels Weird Warfare (CC) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) Hour of Power ›› “Polar Storm” (2009) (CC) “Tornado: Nature Unleashed” (2004) “Maximum Velocity” (2003) (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Victo Ninjas Victo iCarly (S) My Wife My Wife George George Nanny Nanny Nanny Nanny My Wife My Wife Chris Chris Nanny Nanny Matters Matters Grown Jimmy ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) ›› “Dr. Seuss’The Cat in the Hat” (2003) Mike Myers. ››› “Crossfi re” (1947) Robert Young. (CC) Hoard-Buried Graham Classic History Travel Movie Coming Home Glamour Glamour Mother Mother Paid Paid Paid Sexy Paid Paid Paid No Diets Paid Paid “Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof” “Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror” Jail (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Virtual English Faith Triumphant Zone Zone Paid Paid (:45) ›› “Yours, Mine & Ours” (2005, Comedy) Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo. (:45) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Hoard-Buried Hoard-Buried Regular King/Hill King/Hill God Fam Guy Boon Boon Bleach Kek NCIS “Escaped” (S) (CC) NCIS Marine is at- tacked in his home. “Get Him-Greek” (:15) ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (2009) ‘R’ ›› “Clash of the Titans” “Dangerous Attractions” (S) (12:10) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (CC) ››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Borgias (iTV) Nurse Tara ›› “Nine” (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis. Scrubs Ron MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. (CC) “Terminator Sal” ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) Boxing Aries Spears “Suck” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) Fight Boxing Juan Manuel Lopez vs. Orlando Salido. (:35) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) ‘R’ “Suck” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) ‘R’ Call Girl Gigolos “National-Van Wilder” NCIS A survivalist is wanted. (CC) Hockey NHL Hockey ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009) Michael Sheen. Premiere. (CC) ››› “Fire Down Below” (1957, Drama) Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum. ›› “Ring of Fire” (1961) David Janssen, Joyce Taylor. Hoard-Buried ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) (CC) Hoard-Buried (:45) ››› “Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story” (2005, Drama) Kurt Russell, Dakota Fanning. (:15) ›› “Green Fire” (1954) Grace Kelly, Stewart Granger. (CC) Fullmetal Big O Cowboy Cowboy Ghost Ghost Bleach Kek Most Terrifying Ghost- Moment Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost- Moment Paid WWE Tough Enough (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker “D.N.R.” Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Married Married Married › “Daddy Day Camp” (2007) Cuba Gooding Jr. Greatest Heroes of the Bible Praise Joni › “Crossfi re” (1933) Tom Keene. Law & Order (S) ››› “The Great Dictator” (1940) Paid Ahh Bra Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Law & Order (S) Paid Law & Order (S) Ninja Cook Paid Paid Paid Program Paid Program Fullmetal Inuyasha Looney Jerry Rifl es Repo Repo Most Shocking World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Forensic Forensic Murder by, Book Murder by, Book Murder by, Book Forensic Forensic Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid AllFam AllFam AllFam AllFam Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray News Mother South Pk South Pk Entou Curb Entou Curb South Pk ››› “Men of Honor” (2000) Robert De Niro. ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) Watch ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) (S) ‘R’ ›› “Ninja Assassin” Rain. NASCAR Nurse Tara Hockey College Football Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid World Scudder Homeless: Kids Water ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2:50) ›› “Harvard Man” “Keith” (2008) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) “The Other Side of the Tracks” APRIL 10 - 16, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 19 Rose Rose Nanny Nanny Home Im Home Im 3’s Co. 3’s Co. 3’s Co. Rose Rose Monk (CC) Original Heritage Due Stories Central Central Shark Shark Newsroom Piers Morgan Newsroom Artie Lange: Jack and Coke Paid Paid Paid Paid Filthy Cities (CC) Hogs Gone Wild King’s Speech Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Judge- Brown Paid Program (Off Air) Paid Program Meet the Browns Hates Chris Paid Program Name Is Earl (:35) Punk’d Paid Program Name Is Earl George Lopez Paid Program Paid Program ››› “Deliverance” (1972, Adventure) Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty. (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Law Order: CI Inside Sports Paid Program Paid Program (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Paid Program (:35) Punk’d Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program (:05) Punk’d Paid Program Fresh Prince Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking Storage Storage Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ››› “High Plains Drifter” (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom, Marianna Hill. (CC) It’s Me or the Dog Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 (N) (S) House (S) (CC) It’s Me or the Dog Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 (S) House (S) (CC) It’s Me or the Dog Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 (S) Three Stooges Three Stooges Extreme Extreme Law Order: CI Paid Paid Paid Paid Top Chef Masters Piers Morgan SPORTS Antiques Road- show “Billings” (N) The Closer “Junk in the Trunk” (:35) NUMB3RS “Power” (S) (CC) (Off Air) Nova The Old Testament and how the concept of one God emerged. (S) Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Judge Judy (S) Paid Program News Paid Program Frontline “Football High” (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (:02) Poker After Dark (N) (CC) Independent Lens Artist Jean- Michel Basquiat. (CC) Paid Program In Wine Country Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Fort Niagara Paid Program Paid Program Sid the Science Paid Program Amer. Athlete Word- World Paid Program Paid Program David Suchet on the Orient Express (:35) ›› “Chattahoochee” (1989, Drama) Gary Oldman, Dennis Hopper. Brothers & Sisters “36 Hours” (CC) (:35) Cold Case “Hubris” (S) (CC) Old Christine Open House KIDS Jackie Gleason: Genius at Work North Voices Holly- wood (:35) Without a Trace (S) (CC) Sports Zone NEWS ›› “The Entertainer” (1975, Drama) Jack Lemmon, Ray Bolger. North Voices (:35) Entertainers (N) (CC) News Paid Program Sports Zone Missing (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max Adven- tures Paid Program Paid Program

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