The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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MARCH 30 - APRIL 5, 2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 17 SATURDAY DAYTIME APRIL 5, 2014 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyber- chase Arthur (S) (EI) Electric Comp. Ask This Old H'se Mexico/ Bayless WI Foodie Mexican Table Cooking School Neven Maguire Lidia's Kitchen Test Kitchen Martha Bakes Cook's Country Victory Garden Scandi- navian Market Warriors (S) (CC) NOVA "Wild Predator Invasion" (N) Skeletons of the Sahara (S) (CC) Sahara With Mi- chael Palin (CC) KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Sea Rescue Wildlife Docs Expedi- tion Wild Saving Mandela Paid Program Paid Program Celebrity Wife Swap (S) (CC) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) News World News KCCO CBS This Morning: Saturday (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Pet Vet Recipe Rehab Jamie Oliver College Basketball Reese's All-Star Game. (Taped) (CC) March Madness Plan/ Success Bull Riding Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program McCa- rver News Evening News WDSE (Off Air) Mister Rogers Curious George Dinosaur Train Bob the Builder Super Why! Thomas/ Friends Biz Kid$ (CC) Knitting Daily (S) It's Sew Easy (S) Love of Quilting Sewing/ Nancy Wood- wright Rough Cut-Mac Home- time Tracks Ahead Cooking School Martha Bakes Test Kitchen Wiscon- sin Life Native Report Almanac North (S) News- Hour Wk Garden Smart KAWE Business Lakeland Super Why! Curious George Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Caillou (S) (EI) Signing Time! (S) Love of Quilting Sewing/ Nancy Quilting Arts (S) Common Ground Cook's Country This Old House Wood- wright Home- time (N) Motor- Week (S) The Avia- tors To the Contrary Europe Jrnl McLaugh- lin Truth- Money The Lawrence Welk Show KMSP Paid Program Hom- eowner Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Animal Rescue WHAD- DYADO Winning Edge Sports Stars Young Icons Live Life and Win! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Made in Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Judge Judy (S) Judge Judy (S) FOX at 5 (N) FOX at 5:30 (N) KARE Today (N) (S) (CC) Tree Fu Tom (EI) KARE 11 News Saturday (N) (CC) Chica Show Noodle/ Doodle Justin Time (EI) English Premier League Soccer Chelsea FC vs Stoke City FC. (N) (CC) Goal Zone PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. From Red- stone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (N) (S Live) (CC) News Nightly News KVRR (Off Air) Paid Program Pets.TV (CC) Aqua Kids Career Day Dragon- FlyTV Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Young Icons Biz Kid$ (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Ray- mond Ray- mond Paid Program Paid Program How I Met How I Met Family Feud (S) Family Feud (S) WUCW Paid Program Paid Program Rescue Heroes Rescue Heroes Sonic X (CC) Bolts & Blip Spider- Man Justice League Dragon Ball Z Digimon Fusion Yu-Gi- Oh! (S) Yu-Gi- Oh! ZEX Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program › "Blood and Chocolate" (2007) Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy. (CC) Extra (N) (S) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) WFTC Paid Program Paid Program Adven- tures Wild Animals Biz Kid$ (CC) Holly- wood Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Art of Home Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› "Hotel for Dogs" (2009, Comedy) Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin. Bones "The Twist in the Twister" (S) KPXM Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pastor Chris Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "25 to Life" (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "Corazon" (CC) Criminal Minds "Today I Do" (S) Flipping Boston (S) (CC) Flipping Boston "Dave's Demons" Storage- Texas Storage- Texas Storage- Texas Storage- Texas Storage- Texas Storage- Texas Storage- Texas ››› "Bad Boys" (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. Premiere. (S) (CC) (AMC) The Rifl eman The Rifl eman (:15) ››› "The Professionals" (1966) Lee Marvin. Four mercenaries try to save a millionaire's kidnapped wife. Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew save fi ve girls from prostitution. (CC) ››› "The Last Samurai" (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. (CC) "The Patriot" (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) To Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Southern Charm Dating Rituals Million Dollar Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Real Housewives Real Housewives Housewives/Atl. TBA ›› "Burlesque" (2010) (CNBC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Formula One Racing Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Grill-Pro Paid Paid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) Smerconish (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Money Final CNN Newsroom (N) Gupta CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom (COM) Paid Paid ›› "Drillbit Taylor" (2008) (CC) ›› "Weekend at Bernie's" (1989) "National-European" › "Vegas Vacation" (1997) (CC) ›› "Semi-Pro" (2008) Will Ferrell. Fturama Fturama (DISC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Fast N' Loud (S) Gold Rush (CC) Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Game of Stones Game of Stones Amish Mafi a (S) Amish Mafi a (S) Last Frontier Last Frontier (DISN) Mickey Mickey Pirates Sofi a ››› "Ice Age" (2002) (S) Dog Dog ANT Jessie Jessie Jessie Good Good Good Dog Dog Austin Austin Jessie Jessie Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. (E!) Sex-City Sex-City Sex and the City Fashion Police E! News (N) Soup Posted ›› "The Dilemma" (2011) Vince Vaughn. Total Divas Total Divas Eric & Giuliana & Bill Fashion Police (ESPN) SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) High School Basketball College Basketball College GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (N) SportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) (5:30) NFL Live 30 for 30 Shorts 30 for 30 Girls High School Basketball Cheer- leading Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. (N) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, First Semifi nal. From Charleston, S.C. (N) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. (CC) Cheer- leading Cheer- leading CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games (EWTN) Chaplet Rosary Daily Mass (N) Hi Lucy With Je Donut Animat Cate Rosary Daily Mass (CC) Reli Eucha EWTN on Location Mercy Rosary Web of Faith 2.0 Eucha Find Life Worth Living (FAM) Melissa Melissa ›› "Stick It" (2006) Jeff Bridges. ›› "Can't Buy Me Love" (1987) ››› "Pretty in Pink" (1986) ›› "Sixteen Candles" (1984) ›› "Charlie St. Cloud" (2010, Drama) ›› "17 Again" (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes on FOX Cashin' In (N) America's News Headquarters (N) America's News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America's News Headquar- ters (N) Healthy You News HQ The Five America's News Headquarters (N) (FSN) Paid Paid Paid We Love Roads Paid Water Out DW-TV Angling TBA TBA UEFA Champions League Soccer UEFA College Softball Hard Charge (FX) Buffy, S layer Buffy, S layer Two Two Two Two ›› "Spider-Man 3" (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. ››› "Iron Man" (2008) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. ›› "Iron Man 2" (2010) (GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Second Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. Golf Central Pre- game (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Third Round. (N) (Live) Big Break Florida Feherty LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Champion- ship, Third Round. (N) (Live) (HGTV) Yard Yard Yard Yard Yard Yard Income Property Income Property Income Property Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl (HIST) History History History History History History The Big History of Everything (CC) I Am Alive: Surviving the Andes Crash Most Extreme Airports (CC) Air Force One It's Good to Be President (CC) (LIFE) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Unsolved Mystery Movie ›› "Derailed" (2005) Clive Owen. "Sorority Surrogate" (2014) (CC) "Premonition" (CC) (NBCSN) Preview English Premier League Soccer Preview English Premier League Soccer Preview Formula One Racing Rally America (S) MLS Soccer: Sounders at Timbers Road to the Kentucky Derby (NICK) Penguin Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sanjay Bread Rabbids Power Sponge. Parents Parents ›› "The Wild Thornberrys Movie" Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Rabbids Sponge. Sam & (SPIKE) Paid Paid Paid Paid Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Cops (S) Cops Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY) Paid Paid Paid Paid Continuum (CC) "Stargate: The A rk of Truth" (2008) › "Skyline" (2010) Eric Balfour. (CC) ›› "Outlander" (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) ›› "Pitch Black" (2000) Radha Mitchell. (CC) (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff (TBS) Deal With It Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens ››› "Zombieland" (2009) Woody Har- relson, Jesse Eisenberg. (DVS) ›› "Red" (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (DVS) Family Guy (S) Road to the Final Four (CC) The Final Four Show NCAA Basketball (TCM) (:15) ›› "Married Bachelor" (1941) R obert Young. (:45) ›› "Honolulu" (1939) Eleanor Powell. Carson on TCM ›› "Mexican Spitfi re" (1939) (:45) MGM: When the Lion Roars "The Lion Roars" MGM's early days of fi lm. (CC) ››› "Escape From Fort Bravo" (1953, Western) William Holden. (CC) ››› "High Sierra" (1941) Humphrey Bogart, Ida Lupino, Alan Curtis. (CC) ›››› "Forbidden Planet" (1956) (TLC) Paid Paid Paid Paid 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life (TNT) Dallas (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order ›› "The Book of Eli" (2010, Action) (CC) (DVS) ›› "Walking Tall" (2004) NCAA Basketball (TOON) Tenkai Tenkai BeyWar. Poke Ben 10 Legends Ben 10 vs. Ben 10 Ult. › "Ben 10: Alien Swarm" Ben 10: Alien Ben 10 Ben 10 Ben 10: Omniverse "Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens" "Ben 10: Race" (TRAV) When Vacations Off Limits (CC) Trip Flip Trip Flip Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Food Food Food Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise (TRUTV) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Ferriss Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking Lizard Lizard Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow Tow NCAA Basketball (TVLAND) (:12) The C osby Show (S) (CC) The Soul Man The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Rose- anne (S) Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Gilligan's Island (CC) (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Chrisley Knows ›››› "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) ››› "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. (CC) ››› "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989, Adven- ture) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC) "Indiana Jones and Crystal Skull" (WGN-A) Paid Paid Paid Paid Matlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the Night Heat of the Night Videos White MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. (N) Law & Order (S) Bones (S) (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (:15) ››› "The Dark Knight Rises" (2012) Christian Bale. Bat- man faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Doll & Em (S) (:25) Doll & Em (S) State of Play (Sub- titled-English) (S) ›› "The Lovely Bones" (2009) Mark Wahlberg. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Face Off, Max 24/7 Univer- sity Sing (:45) ›› "The Great Gatsby" (2013, Drama) Leon- ardo DiCaprio. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:10) ››› "The Dark Knight Rises" (MAX) (5:15) ››› "Munich" (2005, Suspense) Eric Bana. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "The Place Beyond the Pines" (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) 'R' (CC) (:25) ››› "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) 'PG' (CC) (:10) ›› "Jack the Giant Slayer" (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:10) ›› "Gangster Squad" (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) ››› "Argo" (2012) 'R' (SHOW) (5:00) › "The New Daughter" (S) Inside Comedy (:45) ››› "The Ghost Writer" (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Shameless "Simple Pleasures" (S) Shameless Lip struggles in school. Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless "There's the Rub" Shameless Fiona ends up in jail. (S) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless "Hope Springs Paternal" (TMC) ›› "Ernest Goes to Jail" (1990) Jim Varney. 'PG' (CC) ›› "Ernest Scared Stupid" (1991) Jim Varney. 'PG' (CC) (:05) › "Houseguest" (1995, Comedy) Sinbad, Phil Hartman. (S) 'PG' (CC) "Nobody Walks" (2012) Olivia Thirlby. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Alive" (1993, Docudrama) Ethan Hawke. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) (:40) › "A Dark Truth" (2012, Suspense) Andy Garcia. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "Ain't Them Bodies Saints" (2013) Rooney Mara. MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS