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SATURDAY EVENING MARCH 29, 2014 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Road- show "El Paso" ››› "The French Lieutenant's Woman" (1981) Meryl Streep. (:05) DCI Banks Helen Morton suspects Roy. (S) (CC) Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Antiques Road- show "El Paso" ››› "The French Lieutenant's Woman" (1981) Meryl Streep. (:05) DCI Banks Helen Morton suspects Roy. (S) (CC) Red Green KSTP News Paid Program Castle "Limelight" (S) (CC) Nightline Prime (N) (S) (CC) 20/20 (S) (CC) News (:35) Castle "Heart- break Hotel" (CC) (:35) Private Prac- tice "Step One" Red Carpet (:05) ›› "Across the Universe" (2007, Musical) Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson. Game Time Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) All of the Above KCCO News Wheel of Fortune 2 Broke Girls (S) Mom (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami "Sunblock" (CC) Criminal Minds "The Crossing" (S) Leverage "The Snow Job" (CC) White Collar (CC) News Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max WDSE Ask This Old H'se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Road- show (N) (CC) New Red Green New Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) ››› "Vengeance Valley" (1951) Burt Lancaster, Robert Walker. (Off Air) KAWE News- Hour Wk Common Ground As Time Goes By Ameri- can New Red Green Red Green Front and Center "Buddy Guy" (S) Music City Roots: Live From Austin City Limits (S) (CC) NOVA "Cold Case JFK" (CC) Frontline "TB Silent Killer" Families fi ght tuberculosis. (S) Sky Island (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) Washing- ton Charlie Rose Sid the Science Word- World KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) Almost Human "Beholder" (S) The Following "Teacher's Pet" FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. Animation Domina- tion High-Def (S) ›› "The Matrix Revolutions" (2003, Science Fic- tion) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE News Bound Dateline NBC (S) (CC) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live Host Louis C.K. (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program This- Minute News Paid Program Paid Program (:32) Cars.TV Paid Program Paid Program Amer. Athlete Paid Program (:02) 1st Look (S) Open House KVRR The Middle (S) Ultimate Outdoor Almost Human "Beholder" (S) The Following "Teacher's Pet" Fox News 9 Big Bang Animation Domina- tion High-Def (S) (:05) White Collar (CC) Two and Half Men (Off Air) WUCW Bloopers (CC) Bloopers (CC) › "Beverly Hills Ninja" (1997) Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan. (CC) The Arsenio Hall Show (S) (CC) Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Alien File Alien File Comedy.TV (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program There Yet? Paid Program "Opposite Day" (2009, Comedy) Pauly Shore, Billy Unger, Ariel Winter. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program WFTC Glee (S) (CC) Glee Will plans a surprise for Emma. Burn Notice "Depth Perception" Burn Notice "Devil You Know" (CC) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Futura- ma (S) Futura- ma (S) Always Sunny Beer Geeks Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Law & Order: Crimi- nal Intent "Art" Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Crimi- nal Intent "Slither" Law & Order: Crimi- nal Intent "Watch" Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program Interna- tional CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Flipping Vegas "Yancey's Eleven" Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) Flipping Vegas "Reptile House" (:01) Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) (:01) Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) (12:01) Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) (:01) Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) (:02) Flipping Vegas (S) (CC) Paid Program Dog the Bounty Hunter (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (4:30) "Dawn of the Dead" (2004) The Walking Dead (CC) The Walking Dead "Infected" (CC) The Walking Dead "Isolation" (CC) The Walking Dead "Indifference" The Walking Dead "Internment" The Walking Dead "Live Bait" (CC) The Walking Dead "Dead Weight" The Walking Dead "Too Far Gone" The Walking Dead "After" (CC) The Walking Dead "Inmates" (CC) The Walking Dead (CC) (AP) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From Hell Too Cute! (S) My Cat From Hell Too Cute! (CC) To Be Announced Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Extreme Extreme (BRAVO) "Bourne Suprm." ›› "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) Tyrese ›› "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) Tyrese ››› "The Bourne Supremacy" (2004) Dating Rituals Couch Paid Paid Paid Paid Flipping Out (CC) (CNBC) To Be Announced To Be Announced Suze Orman Show To Be Announced American Greed Suze Orman Show TBA Til Debt Do Us Part (CC) To Be Announced Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid (CNN) Newsr'm Spotlight Chicagoland Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Chicagoland Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Anthony Bourd. Anthony Bourd. CNN Special New Day Sunday (COM) (5:30) ›› "Liar Liar" (1997) ››› "Dumb & Dumber" (1994) Jim Carrey. Amy Schumer Hannibal Bur. Chris Rock: Never Scared (S) (CC) Key Key Key Key Paid Paid Paid Paid (DISC) Last Frontier Last Frontier Last Frontier Timber Kings (S) Last Frontier Timber Kings (S) Last Frontier Last Frontier Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Rifl es David (DISN) ››› "Tangled" (2010) (S) (:45) ››› "Despicable Me" (2010) Mighty Jessie Liv-Mad. Good ANT Dog Jessie ANT ››› "Motocrossed" (S) Deck Deck Fish Phineas Henry Mickey (E!) ›› "Maid in Manhattan" (2002) ››› "13 Going on 30" (2004) Fashion Police Eric & Jessie: Soup Chelsea Total Divas Chelsea Hello Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (ESPN) Women's College Basketball Nine for IX SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN2) College Hockey NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals, Qualifying. From Las Vegas. Play Ball (N) E:60 College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) 30 for 30 30 for 30 30 for 30 (CC) (EWTN) Mother Angelica Night of the Prophet Rosary Living Right Thirst for Truth Daily Mass (CC) Beati. Savoring Sacred, Beautiful. Holy Wd. Lectio EWTN Live The Ta Living Angelus Pope (FAM) Harry ››› "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (2007) ››› "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (2009) Rupert Grint Paid Paid PAIN Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Paid Mass (FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Hannity Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Hannity Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) Soccer Best Of Wild Wild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. Wild Boxing NHL Hockey: Wild at Coyotes Wild Best Of Best Of Ice Dreams Car Warriors (S) (FX) ››› "Rio" (2011) Jesse Eisenberg ››› "Rio" (2011) Jesse Eisenberg Saint Anger Wilfred Wilfred Louie Louie Two Two Wilfred Wilfred Louie Louie Paid Paid Paid Paid (GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. Golf Central Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid (LIFE) "Taken Back" "Zoe Gone" (2014) Jean Louisa Kelly. "The Wrong Woman" (2013) (CC) (:02) "Zoe Gone" (2014) (CC) (:02) "The Wrong Woman" (2013) (CC) Chris Chris Paid Paid Mom Hair! (NBCSN) Road WSOF WSOF WSOF World Series of Fighting 9 (N) (S Live) Premier League Match of the Day World Series of Fighting 9 (S) F1 Prer Formula One Racing F1 Extra Premier (NICK) Sam & Sponge. Kids' Choice Awards Instant Kids' Choice Awards Friends (:12) Friends (CC) Friends Friends '70s George (:12) George Lopez George George YesDear YesDear Hang. Hang. (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Auction Auction Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Auction Auction ›› "Out of Tim e" (2003) Denzel Washington. Jail (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SYFY) ›› "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" ›› "30 Days of Night" (2007) Josh Hartnett. "30 Days of Night: Dark Days" (2010) "Cirque du Freak: Vampire's" › "Dracula 2000" (2000, Horror) (CC) Zone Paid Paid (TBN) Precious Mem ories In Touch Hour of Power Graham ››› "Amazing Grace" (2006) 40 Years of God's Miracles Miracles over the past 40 years. TBN Highlights (TBS) (5:00) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Inside March Mad- ness (N) Cougar Town (S) Deal With It ››› "I Love You, Man" (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. Married Married Married Married Married Married Married Married (TCM) (4:00) ››› "The Great Race" (1965) ›››› "His Girl Friday" (1940, Comedy) Cary Grant, Rosalind Russell. (CC) ›› "Shock Corridor" (1963, Drama) Peter Breck, Constance Towers. (CC) ››› "While the City Sleeps" (1956) Dana Andrews, Ida Lupino. (CC) ›› "Free Radicals: A History of Experimental Film" Meshes- After Little Stabs Notes Circus Gang Boy Good Eating ››› "Weekend at the Waldorf" (TLC) Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Deadly Sins (CC) Hard Evidence Hard Evidence Deadly Sins (CC) Hard Evidence Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TNT) "Lord of the Rings" ››› "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" (2003) Elijah Wood. (CC) (DVS) "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (:03) Law & Order Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" (2010) King/Hill King/Hill Fam Guy Fam Guy Boon Space Bleach Naruto 1 Piece Exorcist Black Naruto Shell Fullmetal Samurai IGPX Star Titan Looney Looney (TRAV) Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Grill-Pro Paid Rifl es (TRUTV) Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Safe Most Shocking World's Dumbest... Lizard Lizard Lizard Safe Most Shocking Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleve- land The Soul Man '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) NCIS "Collateral Damage" (S) (CC) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows › "The Back-up Plan" (2010) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O'Loughlin. (CC) Chrisley Knows WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House "Under My Skin" (S) (CC) House "Both Sides Now" (S) (CC) House A death row inmate collapses. House A business- man's teenage son. (WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos Rules Rules Rules Rules 30 Rock 30 Rock Sunny Dharma Death Death ››› "Under the Tuscan Sun" (2003) Tom'row Paid PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) "Miss Congenial- ity 2" ›› "The Heat" (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. (N) (S Live) (CC) 24/7 REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) ›› "The Heat" (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. (S) 'R' (CC) (:45) VICE (S) Amer. Reunion › "The Watch" (2012, Com- edy) Ben Stiller. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) ›› "One Day" (2011) (CC) (MAX) ›››› "The Godfather" (1972) Marlon Brando. A mafi a patri- arch tries to hold his empire together. (S) 'R' (CC) ›››› "The Godfather, Part II" (1974) Al Pacino. Michael Corleone moves his father's crime family to Las Vegas. (S) 'R' (CC) (:25) ››› "The Godfather, Part III" (1990) Al Pacino. A digni- fi ed don joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta. 'R' (:20) Linge- rie (S) (3:55) "The Presence" (2010) Mira Sorvino. 'PG-13' (CC) "Near Dark" (SHOW) ›› "The Long est Yard" (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ››› "Crash" (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) 'R' (CC) Shameless "Liver, I Hardly Know Her" House of Lies (S) Inside Comedy ››› "Biutiful" (2010, Drama) Javier Bardem, Maricel Álvarez, Eduard Fernández. Premiere. 'R' Gigolos (CC) ››› "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" (2004) Jim Carrey. ››› "The Impos- sible" (2012) (TMC) (5:55) ›› "Sahara" (2005) Matthew Mc- Conaughey. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) "No Tell Motel" (2012, Horror) Angel McCord. 'NR' (CC) ›› "High Tension" (2003) Cécile de France. 'R' (CC) "No Tell Motel" (2012) Angel McCord. (S) 'NR' (CC) ›› "High Tension" (2003) Cécile de France. 'R' (CC) ››› "Seven Psychopaths" (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Conan the Destroyer" (1984) (S) 'PG' (CC) "Color" 18 – MARCH 23 - 29, 2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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