The Daily Star - Stay Tuned
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The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, December 24, 2010 12 latelaughs A/ Olsego Manor B/Farmhouse 2 x 2.5 Conan: Conan O’Brien According to WikiLeaks documents, U.S. officials think Afghan leader Hamid Karzai is “paranoid and weak.” When reached for comment, Karzai said: “I was afraid of this, but I guess there’s nothing I can do.” The government is trying to get a handle on spending. The Federal Deficit Commission is proposing this: raising the retirement age to 69. In other words, they want Brett Favre to play two more years. Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband is threatening to release a sex tape that is 21 hours long. Even stranger: the entire thing is narrated by Morgan Freeman. Green Earth 2 x 2.5 The Tonight Show: Jay Leno They say there are more than 300 ALARM CLOCK ANNUAL BIG BEN CALENDAR CENTENNIAL DATES DAYBREAK DECADE DUSK EPOCH ERA FRI. FUTURE GMT HOURGLASS IN A SEC JANUARY JULY A/ Leatherstocking 2 x 5 LUNCHTIME MAY MIDDAY MIN. MONTH MOON MORNING NEW YEAR’S DAY NOW PENDULUM SCHEDULE SPRING SUN SUNDIAL THURS. TICK TOCK TIMER TUES. WEEK WHEN WRISTWATCH sextillion stars in the universe. And yet they still couldn’t find one to be on “Skating With the Stars”! For the fourth year in a row, New York’s LaGuardia Airport was voted the nation’s worst airport. It is so undermanned, passengers have to fondle themselves. The head of WikiLeaks, Julian Assange, has gone into hiding. They say he’s some place all alone where no one can find him. In fact, officials believe he may be hiding in a theatre showing “Burlesque.” Live: Jimmy Kimmel It’s the first night of celebrating -- and misspelling -- Hanukkah. This week, we had the biggest Cyber Monday ever. This is partly because Cyber Monday was only invented two years ago. tvsearch Time A/ EdTeleky Jeweler B/ Robynwood 1 x 4” From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week’s subject.