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SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 7, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS This Old This Old Antiques RoadDoc Martin "In Loco" ››› "The Birdcage" (1996, Comedy) Mr. Bean Mr. Bean Austin City Limits Antiques RoadDoc Martin "In Loco" ››› "The Birdcage" (1996, Comedy) Mr. Bean Mr. Bean KTCA House House show (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman. (CC) (CC) (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman. (CC) (CC) Count- NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Federated Auto Parts 400. From Richmond News (:35) Castle "Setup" (:35) Private Prac- (:35) ›› "Swing Vote" (2008) Kevin Open (:05) Entertainers: HollyMissing Paid Paid KSTP down Program Program International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (N) (S Live) (CC) tice "War" (CC) Costner, Madeline Carroll, Paula Patton. House With Byron Allen wood (CC) News Wheel of NCIS: Los Angeles 48 Hours (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) News Storm Life to (:35) CSI: Miami (:35) Criminal (:35) Leverage A (:35) Cold Case News Forever Paid Paid Life to KCCO Fortune "Recruit" (S) Stories the Max Speed-dating. (S) Minds "25 to Life" corrupt lawyer. Young Program Program the Max (S) (CC) Ask This This Old The Lawrence Welk The National Parks: America's Best Idea Austin City Limits ›› "Captain Kidd" (1945, Adventure) (Off Air) WDSE Old H'se House Show Biologist Adolph Murie. (S) (S) (CC) Charles Laughton, Randolph Scott. Farm Saving The Jimmy Dean Show: Gordon Lightfoot: Live in Reno The Emeli Sandé: Live Gordon Lightfoot: Live in Reno The Saving Emeli Sandé: Live Smarter Brains Crystalized Steves- Sid the WordKAWE Story Babe at the Royal Albert singer performs. (S) (CC) Babe at the Royal Albert and fluid intelligence. (CC) Europe Science World Country Classics (S) (CC) singer performs. (S) (CC) College Football West Virginia at Oklahoma. (N) (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 Animation Domina- Access Hollywood Judge J. Judge J. Whacked HOPE Fit Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid KMSP Brown Brown Out Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program (N) tion High-Def (S) (N) (S) (CC) News Bound American Ninja American Ninja Do No Harm "This Is News (:29) Saturday Night Live Paid Paid News Vikings Paid (:33) I Hate My Paid Amer. Paid (:03) 1st Open KARE Warrior Warrior Program Program Plan Program Cars.TV Hair! Program Athlete Program Look (S) House How It Ends" (S) (S) (CC) College Football West Virginia at Oklahoma. (N) (S Live) (CC) Fox Animation Domina- SimpPaid Accord- (Off Air) KVRR News 9 tion High-Def (S) sons Program ing-Jim Bloopers Bloopers ››› "28 Days Later" (2002, Horror) Ring of Honor Alien File Conspira- Cheaters Suscep- Paid Paid Paid Paid There Paid ›››› "Dead Man Walking" (1995) Paid Estate WUCW cy Files tible to temptation. Program Program Program Program Yet? Program Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn. (CC) Program (CC) (CC) Cillian Murphy, Noah Huntley. (CC) Wrestling (CC) The Closer "Mater- Burn Notice A doc- Burn Notice "Trust Law & Order "Sun- 30 Rock 30 Rock RayFutura- Futura- Always Paid I Hate My Paid Paid Paid Cops (S) Paid Whacked Paid Paid WFTC mond Program Program Program (CC) Program Out Program Program nal Instincts" tor seeks help. Me" (CC) down" (S) (CC) (CC) (CC) ma (S) ma (S) Sunny Program Hair! (5:00) › "Get ››› "The Rundown" (2003, Adventure) ››› "The Rundown" (2003, Adventure) ››› "The Fugitive" (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford. An inPaid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid World to KPXM Program Program Program Come Carter" (2000) (S) The Rock, Seann William Scott. (S) The Rock, Seann William Scott. (S) nocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (S) CABLE CHANNELS Storage Storage Duck Duck Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink (:01) Bad (:31) Bad Duck Duck (12:01) (:31) Bad (:01) Bad (:31) Bad (:02) Bad (:32) Bad Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Wars Wars Dynasty Dynasty (CC) Ink Ink Dynasty Dynasty Bad Ink Ink Ink Ink Ink Ink Program Program Program Program Program Program (CC) (CC) (CC) (4:00) Return to Lonesome Dove Gus' Hell on Wheels Hell on Wheels ››› "Silverado" (1985, Western) Kevin Kline. The paths of four Hell on Wheels CSI: Miami "Born to CSI: Miami "Danger- CSI: Miami "Bang, Mad Men Changes (AMC) daughter. (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) "One Less Mule" "One Less Mule" cowboys converge en route to a showdown. (CC) "One Less Mule" Kill" (S) (CC) ous Son" (CC) Bang, Your Debt" at Sterling Cooper. America's Cutest America's Cutest Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) America's Cutest America's Cutest Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Extreme Extreme (AP) Million Dollar LA Million Dollar LA ›› "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) Paul Walker. ›› "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) Paul Walker. Million Dollar LA Million Dollar LA Paid Paid Paid Paid Interior Therapy (BRAVO) CNBC Titans American Greed Suze Orman Show The Profit American Greed Suze Orman Show The Profit Paid Paid American Greed Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid (CNBC) CNN Presents Murder in Mexico CNN Presents Presumed Murder in Mexico CNN Presents Presumed Murder in Mexico CNN Presents Presumed Murder in Mexico New Day Sunday (CNN) Tommy (:27) › "Mr. Deeds" (2002) (CC) ›› "The House Bunny" (2008) (CC) The Comedy Central Roast (12:08) ›› "Tommy Boy" (1995) (CC) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Amy Amy Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (DISC) Jessie Jessie "The Princess and the Frog" Phineas Austin Jessie Good Austin Austin Dog Jessie Shake It Dog ››› "Dadnapped" (2009) Deck Deck Fish Phineas Octo Henry (DISN) Hello Soup "National Lamp. Christmas" "National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation" "National Lamp. Christmas" "National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation" Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) Football Score College Football Notre Dame at Michigan. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Football Final NFL College Football NFL (ESPN) College Football Texas at BYU. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Baseball Tonight College Football Baseball Tonight College Football SportsCenter (N) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Federated SportsCenter (CC) (ESPN2) Scoreboard (N) (N) (Live) (CC) Final (N) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) Final (CC) (CC) Auto Parts 400. (N Same-day Tape) Mother Angelica Saint Peter Living Right Campus Lectio Daily Mass Mary Savoring Across the Divide St. Luke Lectio Footprints of God: Mary Living Angelus Luke (EWTN) ››› "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (2009) Rupert Grint ››› "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" (2010) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Prince Mass (FAM) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Journal FOX Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large FOX and Friends (FNC) Editorial News Jeanine Jeanine Jeanine (N) (N) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Sunday (N) MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Vikings Vikings Making World Poker Tour MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at Twins College Football Minnesota at New Mexico State. Big 12 Live (FSN) "Death Race" ››› "Taken" (2008) Liam Neeson. ››› "Salt" (2010, Action) Angelina Jolie. Anger Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) PGA Tour Golf Golf Walker Cup, Day 1. PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Golf PGA Tour Golf Champions: Montreal Paid Paid Paid Teeter Paid Paid Golf Golf (GOLF) Central Championship, Second Round. Program Program Program HangUps Program Program Central Central Third Round. From Davidson, N.C. Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn (:02) Top Gear Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn (:03) Top Gear Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid (HIST) "Mother Night" "A Sister's Nightmare" (2013) (CC) "The Nightmare Nanny" (2013) (CC) (:02) "A Sister's Nightmare" (2013) (:02) "The Nightmare Nanny" (2013) Chris Chris Stop Paid Paid HOPE Fit (LIFE) WSOF WSOF World Series of Fighting 4 MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at Seattle Sounders FC. Formula One Racing Auctions America Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fishing WildLi Hunter (NBCSN) Sponge. Sponge. "Swindle" (2013) Jennette McCurdy. (S) See Dad Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George (:45) George Lopez George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Cops (S) Cops (S) Bellator MMA Live (Season Premiere) (N) (S Live) Bellator MMA Live (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Paid Paid Hang Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) "Raidrs-Lost Ark" (:05) ››› "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989) (:01) ›› "The Ruins" (2008, Horror) (12:01) ›› "Sands of Oblivion" (:01) ›› "Killer Mountain" (2011) Zone Zone Paid Paid (SYFY) Precious Memories In Touch Hour of Power Graham Classic Place-Home "The Reading Room" (2005) History Oak Virtual Christian Stranger Lindsey Gospel Billy Graham Holy Bible (TBN) Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang ››› "Catch Me if You Can" (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A teen- ››› "The Bank Job" (2008) Jason › "Superhero Movie" (2008) Married Married Married (TBS) Guy (S) Guy (S) age scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. Statham, Saffron Burrows. (CC) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. (CC) (4:15) ››› "Battle ›››› "Giant" (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. George ››› "McLintock!" (1963) John Wayne. A cattle ›› "The Awful Dr. Orloff" ›››› "Bride of FrankenHer Hurrying "I Love You, Alice (TCM) Name Kind Cry" (1955) Stevens' Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) baron meets his match in a strong-willed woman. (1962) Howard Vernon. stein" (1935) Boris Karloff. B. Toklas" (1968) NY ER NY ER Emergency 9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) Emergency 9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) NY ER NY ER Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TLC) "Mission: Imp. 2" ››› "Mission: Impossible III" (2006) (CC) ››› "Duplicity" (2009) Julia Roberts. Premiere. ››› "Double Jeopardy" (1999) (CC) ›› "Edge of Darkness" (2010) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TNT) Movie King/Hill Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Cleve Boon Bleach Naruto 1 Piece Soul Sword IGPX Eureka 7 Big O Fullmetal Cowboy Inuyasha Inuyasha Looney Looney (TOON) Food Paradise Mysteries-Museum Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Mysteries-Museum Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) (4:30) "The Ameri- RayRayRayRayRayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of King of '70s '70s Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby (TVLAND) can President" mond mond mond mond mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens Queens Show Show Show Show Show Show Show Show Show NCIS "Aliyah" Tense NCIS "Truth or NCIS A blogger NCIS A Marine's NCIS "The Mission- › "Good Luck Chuck" (2007) Dane WWE A.M. Raw (N) House New board House "Mob Rules" Paid Paid Paid Paid (USA) Program Program Program Program reunion. (S) Consequences" (S) turns up dead. (S) body surfaces. (S) ary Position" Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler. (CC) (CC) chairman. (CC) (S) (CC) Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos News at N ine Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock 30 Rock Rules Rules Chris Chris "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry" World Paid (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:05) ›› "In Time" ››› "Argo" (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Hard Knocks: Train- ››› "Argo" (2012, Historical Drama) Ben (12:05) ›› "What's Your Number?" REAL Sports With (2:55) ››› "Somewhere" (:35) The Latino "Too Big (HBO) ing Camp (2011) (CC) Affleck. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) Affleck, Alan Arkin. (S) 'R' (CC) (2011) Anna Faris. (S) 'R' (CC) Bryant Gumbel (S) (2010) Stephen Dorff. 'R' (CC) List: Volume Two to Fail" (:15) ››› "Lethal Weapon 2" (1989, (:10) Strike Back ››› "The Dark Knight Rises" (2012) Christian (:45) Strike Back (:35) Linge- Zane's (:35) ››› "The Dark Knight Rises" (2012) Christian Bale. Bat- (:20) ›› "Zero Effect" (1998) (MAX) Sex Action) Mel Gibson. (S) 'R' (CC) (S) (CC) Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) (CC) rie (S) man faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Bill Pullman. 'R' (CC) (4:45) ›› "Die ›› "Lawless" (2012, Crime Drama) Shia All Ac- (:25) Boxing Seth Mitchell vs. Chris Arreola. (N) (Live) All Ac- 60 Minutes Sports Andrew Dice Clay: Polyamo- ›› "Scream 4" (2011, Horror) Neve › "The Three (SHOW) cess Another Day" (CC) LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) 'R' (CC) cess (N) (S) (CC) Indestructible (S) ry Mr. Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) 'R' (CC) Musketeers" (CC) ›› "Paycheck" (2003, Science Fiction) ›› "Land of the Dead" (2005) (:35) ›› "DeadHeads" (2011) (:10) ›› "Land of the Dead" (:45) ›› "DeadHeads" (2011, Adventure) › "Def Jam's How to Be a (:05) ››› "Knucklehead" (2010) Mark (TMC) Ben Affleck. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Simon Baker. 'R' (CC) Michael McKiddy. 'R' (2005) Simon Baker. Michael McKiddy. (S) 'R' (CC) Player" (1997) Bill Bellamy. 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