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THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS PBS NewsHour (N) KTCA (S) (CC) News News KSTP This Old This Old The National Parks: America's Best Idea Red Red American Experi- PBS NewsHour This Old This Old The National Parks: America's Best Idea Red Red American ExperiHouse House (S) (CC) (DVS) Green Green ence (S) House House (S) (CC) (DVS) Green Green ence (S) (S) (CC) Wipeout "Blind Date: Even Blinder" (:01) Rookie Blue 5 Eyewitness News Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:02) Accord- (:02) Twin Cities Paid ABC World News Now (N) America News News News Nightline ing-Jim Live Happenings. Program (CC) Morning Couples on blind dates tackle obstacles. "Under Fire" (N) at 10 (N) (S) (N) (S) (CC) News Wheel of Big Bang Two and (:01) Big Brother (:01) Elementary News Late Show With Late Late Show/ News Comics Comics Paid Paid Up to the Minute Morning WCCO 4 WCCO 4 News This KCCO Fortune Half Men (N) (S Live) (CC) David Letterman Craig Ferguson Program Program (N) (S) News News Morning at 5 (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) Doc Martin "The The National Parks: America's Best Idea World Business Tavis Just Doc Martin "The (Off Air) WDSE News Smiley Seen It Family Way" (CC) (S) (CC) Family Way" (CC) "Going Home (1920-1933)" (S) PBS NewsHour (N) Pretty Much 100 Percent A Farm Story With Jerry Apps Lakeland World Business Just Charlie Rose (N) Pretty Much 100 Percent A Farm Story With Jerry Apps Alfie Boe -- Story- Lakeland Lakeland KAWE News Seen It (S) (CC) teller (S) (CC) Scandinavian (CC) (DVS) (S) (CC) Scandinavian (CC) (DVS) (S) (CC) Access TMZ (N) Glee "All or Nothing" New Girl Mindy FOX at 9 (N) FOX at (:35) TMZ Dish Na- Access The Of- (:35) The Joint Paid FOX at 9 Paid TMZ (S) Access FOX 9 FOX 9 Morning KMSP Hollyw'd (CC) Project Help Program Program (CC) Hollyw'd News (CC) (DVS) (CC) 10 (N) (S) tion (N) Hollyw'd fice (CC) Office News at 5AM (N) News Football Night in NFL Football Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos. (N) (S Live) News The Tonight Show (12:06) Late Night Last (:35) Today (S) (CC) Mad Money Cars.TV Early News KARE 11 News KARE America (CC) With Jay Leno (N) With Jimmy Fallon Call/Daly (CC) Today (N) Sunrise (N) (CC) Foxnews Two and Glee "All or Nothing" New Girl Mindy Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Big Bang How I Paid Paid (Off Air) KVRR Project Half Men Met Program Program at 6 (N) Half Men (CC) (DVS) (CC) Family Family The Vampire America's Next Top Inside omg! Extra (N) Old There Baggage Excused Paid Ameri- Ameri- Extra (N) Cheaters Excused Old The Jeremy Kyle The People's Court WUCW Edition Insider (N) (CC) Christine Yet? Program can Dad can Dad (CC) Christine Show (S) (CC) Feud (S) Feud (S) Diaries (S) (CC) Model (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (S) (CC) Big Bang Big Bang White Collar White Collar "Book Two and Two and Family 30 Rock On the Fly with 30 Rock King of Always Paid Paid Paid Judge Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid WFTC Half Men Half Men Guy (S) (CC) Program Program Program Program Program "Threads" (CC) of Hours" Tony Fly (N) "Hiatus" the Hill Sunny Program Program Program Ross Without a Trace Criminal Minds (S) Criminal Minds Criminal Minds House "Blowing the House "Gut Check" House "We Need House "Body & Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Key of Nopalea KPXM Program Program (S) (CC) (CC) (DVS) "Hit" (S) "Run" (S) Whistle" (CC) (S) (CC) the Eggs" (CC) Soul" (S) (CC) David (S) with CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) After the First 48 Panic 9-1-1 (N) (CC) (:01) Panic 9-1-1 (:01) The First 48 (12:01) After the (:01) Panic 9-1-1 (:02) Panic 9-1-1 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Program Program Program Program Program Program (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) First 48 (CC) (CC) (CC) "Pulp ››› "The Italian Job" (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A Owner's Owner's The Pitch Tommy Owner's Owner's ›› "Starsky & Hutch" (2004, Comedy) Owner's Owner's The Pitch Tommy Owner's Owner's Paid Paid (AMC) Fiction" thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. Manual Manual Bahama. (N) (CC) Manual Manual Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. (CC) Manual Manual Bahama. (CC) Manual Manual Program Program Gator Boys Gator Boys (CC) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Gator Boys (CC) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Gator Boys Gator Boys (CC) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Orangu Eden (AP) ›› "50 First Dates" (2004) Tamra--Wedding Housewives/NJ Below Deck ›› "50 First Dates" (2004) ›› "American Wedding" (2003) Paid Paid Paid Paid Matchm Ameri (BRAVO) The Kudlow Report American Greed American Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNBC) E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront The Flag Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront The Flag Anderson Cooper EarlyStart New Day (N) (CNN) Colbert Daily South Pk South Pk Tosh.0 The Comedy Central Roast Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Colbert (:04) Katt Williams Live Sunny Sunny Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (N) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia Hang Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Creflo (DISC) ANT Good ››› "Toy Story 3" (2010) (S) (CC) Austin Good Jessie Shake It Good Good Shake ANT It Deck Deck Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas Phineas Jessie (DISN) E! News (N) Total Divas Total Divas Kardashian Chelsea E! News Chelsea Total Divas Chelsea Kardashian Bikinis Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) Kickoff Football 2013 U.S. Open Tennis Men's Quarterfinal. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) Around Interrup- X Games From Los 2013 World Series 2013 World Series Olbermann (N) Hey Rookie, Wel- Baseball Tonight RGIII: Will to Win Sport American Le Mans Series Racing Grand Sports- Mike & Mike (N) (ESPN2) the Horn tion of Poker of Poker come to the NFL (N) (Live) (CC) Science Prix of Baltimore. (Taped) Nation (Live) (CC) Angeles. (Live) Daily Mass World Over Live News Rosary Life on the Rock Defend Women Daily Mass World Over Live News Octava M. Ter Savoring Web of Faith 2.0 Living Right Beauty Choices (EWTN) "Willy Wonka & Chocolate" ››› "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" The 700 Club (S) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club (S) Paid Paid Prince Life J. Meyer Nopalea (FAM) FOX Report With The O'Reilly Factor Hannity (N) On Record, Greta The O'Reilly Factor Hannity On Record, Greta The Five Red Eye (N) The O'Reilly Factor FOX and Friends FOX and Friends (FNC) Shepard Smith Van Susteren Van Susteren First (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) Coach Due Coll. Football West-Customs UFC Unleashed Due Rooster FOX Sports Live World Poker Tour Sports Unlimited Sexy Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FSN) Two Two Anger Anger Anger Anger Wilfred Wilfred Wilfred "Austin Powers-Spy" Wilfred Legit Legit Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) (5:30) Junior PGA Cham- European PGA Tour Golf Omega Euro- PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Golf 19th Hole Golf 19th Hole Learning Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 19th Hole 19th Hole Golf (GOLF) Feherty pionship Highlights pean Masters, First Round. Central (N) Central Center Program Program Program Program Program Central First Round. From Davidson, N.C. Hunt Intl Hunters Rehab Rehab Renovation Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Renovation Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Rehab Rehab Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Hammer (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Hatfields Hatfields Fugawis Fugawis Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Hatfields Hatfields Fugawis Fugawis Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) Wife Swap (CC) Project Runway Project Runway (N) (CC) Supermarket Double Project Runway (12:02) Project Runway Supermarket Double Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) NFL Premier Auctions America Tran Tran The Grid Motorcycle Racing Premier Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Whitetail Paid Paid (NBCSN) Drake Sponge. Sam & Haunted Full H'se Full H'se Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George (:45) George Lopez George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Unrivaled: Joe Police Videos Police Videos Police Videos Ways Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) "Swamp Shark" (2011) Kristy Swanson. "Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators" (2013) ›› "Dinoshark" (2010) Eric Balfour. "Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators" (2013) "Swamp Volcano" (2012) Brad Dourif Sanctuary (CC) Paid Paid (SYFY) Good Potters Behind Osteen Prince Hillsong Praise the Lord (CC) Holy Turning IBA Creflo Behind Praise the Lord (CC) Bible R. Luce Wom (TBN) Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) (CC) The Of- Conan (CC) The Of- ››› "Spider-Man" (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) (CC) (CC) Guy (S) Guy (S) fice (CC) fice (CC) Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) (5:00) ›› "No Way Kim Novak: Live From the TCM Classic ›››› "Vertigo" (1958, Suspense) (:15) ››› "The Man With the Golden Arm" (1955, ›› "Pushover" (1954) Fred (:15) ››› "5 Against the House" (1955) ›› "The Affairs of (TCM) Out" (1950) Film Festival (CC) James Stewart, Kim Novak. (CC) Drama) Frank Sinatra, Eleanor Parker. (CC) MacMurray, Kim Novak. (CC) Guy Madison, Kim Novak. Martha" (1943) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings: Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings: Four Weddings (S) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Bates Bates (TLC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Perception (CC) The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TNT) Regular Annoy Incred Regular King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chil News Squid Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy NTSF Face China, IL King/Hill King/Hill Jerry Scooby (TOON) Food Food Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Nopalea Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Most Shocking World's Dumbest... Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Most Shocking Speeder Speeder Speeder Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H RayRayRayRayRayKing of King of King of RayRayRoseRoseRoseRoseRoseRose'70s '70s Paid Paid (TVLAND) mond mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens mond mond Show Program Program (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) anne (S) Show NCIS "Broken Bird" NCIS "A Desperate Burn Notice "Sea (:01) Graceland (:02) Covert Affairs (:03) Burn Notice (12:03) Graceland Law & Order: Spe- Law & Order: Spe- Law & Order: Law & Order: House "All In" Life of (USA) cial Victims Unit cial Victims Unit (S) (CC) Man" (S) Change" (N) "Happy Endings" (CC) (DVS) "Sea Change" "Happy Endings" Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) a young boy. (S) Funny Videos Mother Mother Mother Mother News at Nine Funny Videos Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Sunny Fturama Death Chris Chris Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:15) "Clear His- ››› "Les Misérables" (2012, Musical) Hugh Jack- Enough Taxicab Confes›› "The Campaign" (2012) "Clear History" (2013, Com- Hard Knocks: Train- (:15) "Dorm Daze 2: College at Sea" Con"Mars (HBO) Said sions: New York ing Camp chords Attk" tory" (2013) (CC) man, Russell Crowe. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Will Ferrell. (S) 'R' (CC) edy) Larry David. (S) (CC) (2006, Comedy) Gable Carr. 'R' (CC) ›› "I, Robot" (2004, Science Fiction) Will Strike Back (S) ››› "Magic Mike" (2012, Comedy(10:50) "Hidden (12:15) "El Gringo" (2012, Action) Scott (1:55) ›› "Friday the 13th" ››› "The Front Page" (1974) (:15) ›› "The Cut(MAX) Smith. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (CC) Drama) Channing Tatum. (S) 'R' (CC) Treasures" (2013) Adkins, Christian Slater. (S) 'R' (CC) (1980) Betsy Palmer. 'R' (CC) Jack Lemmon. 'PG' ting Edge" 'PG' (5:15) ››› "Venus ››› "Richard Pryor: Omit (:25) ››› "Reservoir Dogs" Polyamo- Web Polyamo- (:35) All (12:15) › "The Crow: City of (:45) › "About Cherry" (2012, Drama) › "The Three Musketeers" (2011) Mat- "Stand(SHOW) and Serena" ry Mr. Therapy ry Mr. Access Angels" (1996) 'R' (CC) ing" the Logic" (2013) 'NR' (CC) (1992) Harvey Keitel. Ashley Hinshaw. (S) 'NR' (CC) thew MacFadyen. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (4:45) › ››› "The Help" (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring ›› "The Good Doctor" (2011) ›› "Judge Dredd" (1995) (12:10) "Bikini Airways" (:40) ››› "Farewell My Concubine" (1993, Drama) Leslie (:35) ›› "Taking Care of (TMC) "Brake" writer captures the experiences of black women. Orlando Bloom. (CC) Sylvester Stallone. 'R' (CC) (2002) Regina Russell. 'NR' Cheung, Zhang Fengyi. (Subtitled-English) (S) 'R' (CC) Business" (1990) (S) 'R' (CC) SEPTEMBER 1 - 7, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 15

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