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MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques RoadAntiques RoadAmerican Experi- Red Red "1913 Massacre" PBS NewsHour Antiques RoadAntiques RoadAmerican Experi- Red Red "1913 Massacre" KTCA Green Green (2011) Green Green (2011) (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) show "Biloxi" ence (S) (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) show "Biloxi" ence (S) News News Shark Tank (S) (CC) Castle "The Fast (:01) Mistresses (N) 5 Eyewitness News Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:02) Accord- (:02) Twin Cities Paid ABC World News Now (N) America News News News KSTP Nightline ing-Jim Live Happenings. Program (CC) Morning and the Furriest" (S) (CC) at 10 (N) (S) (S) (CC) News Wheel of How I Mike & 2 Broke Mike & Under the Dome (N) News Late Show With Late Late Show/ News Comics Comics Paid Made in Up to the Minute Morning WCCO 4 WCCO 4 News This KCCO Fortune Met David Letterman Craig Ferguson Program America (N) (S) News News Morning at 5 Molly (S) Girls (S) Molly (S) (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques RoadThe National Parks: America's Best Idea World Business Charlie Rose (N) Antiques Road(Off Air) WDSE News (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) Yosemite Valley; Yellowstone. (S) (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques RoadGlacier Park ReAge of Champions Lakeland World Business Home- Charlie Rose (N) The National Parks: America's Best Idea Masterpiece Mystery! "Silk" Martha Lakeland Lakeland KAWE News time (S) (CC) show (S) (CC) membered (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Yosemite Valley; Yellowstone. (S) defends a teenager. (S) (CC) (DVS) Access Bethenny Raising Raising New Girl Mindy FOX at 9 (N) FOX at (:35) TMZ Dish Na- Access The Of- (:35) The Paid Facelift FOX at 9 Paid TMZ (S) Access FOX 9 FOX 9 Morning KMSP Hollyw'd Project Program Secrets Program (CC) Hollyw'd News Hope (S) Hope (S) (S) 10 (N) (N) tion (N) Hollyw'd fice (CC) Office News at 5AM (N) News EnterAmerican Ninja Warrior "Vegas Finals" Siberia "One by News The Tonight Show (:36) Late Night Last News Enter(:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad Money Early News KARE 11 News KARE tainment Las Vegas finals. (N) (S) tainment One" (N) (S) (CC) With Jay Leno (S) With Jimmy Fallon Call/Daly Today (N) Sunrise (N) (CC) Foxnews Two and Raising Raising New Girl Mindy Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Big Bang How I Paid Paid (Off Air) KVRR Project Half Men Met Program Program at 6 (N) Half Men Hope (S) Hope (S) (S) Family Family Hart of Dixie "This Breaking Pointe Inside omg! Extra (N) Old There Baggage Excused Paid Ameri- Ameri- Extra (N) Cheaters Excused Old The Jeremy Kyle The People's Court WUCW Edition Insider (N) (CC) Christine Yet? Program can Dad can Dad (CC) Christine Show (S) (CC) Feud (S) Feud (S) Kiss" (S) (CC) (N) (S) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (S) (CC) Big Bang Big Bang Law & Order: Spe- Law & Order: Spe- Two and Two and Family 30 Rock On the Fly with 30 Rock King of Always Paid Paid Paid Judge Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid WFTC cial Victims Unit cial Victims Unit Half Men Half Men Guy (S) (CC) the Hill Sunny Program Program Program Ross Program Program Program Program Program Tony Fly (N) (CC) Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds (S) Criminal Minds (S) Criminal Minds Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Living Well Public KPXM Program Program Affairs "Derailed" (CC) Cults. (S) (CC) "Blood Hungry" (S) "What Fresh Hell?" "Poison" (S) (CC) (CC) (CC) "The Tribe" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS Storage Storage Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Bad Ink Modern Modern (:01) Bad (:31) Bad (12:01) (:31) Bad (:01) Bad (:31) Bad Modern Modern Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Wars Wars Dads Dads Ink Ink Bad Ink Ink Ink Ink Dads Dads Program Program Program Program Program Program (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (5:00) ›› "Above ›› "Hard to Kill" (1990, Action) Steven › "Exit Wounds" (2001, Action) Steven ›› "Above the Law" (1988, Action) Breaking Bad (:03) Low Winter (:02) CSI: Miami (:01) CSI: Miami A Paid Paid (AMC) the Law" (1988) Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. (CC) Seagal, DMX. (CC) Steven Seagal, Pam Grier. (CC) "Rabid Dog" Sun "Catacombs" "Sex & Taxes" (S) death row appeal. Program Program Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Call-Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Call-Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Call-Wildman Orangu Eden (AP) Housewives/OC Tamra--Wedding Real Housewives Below Deck (N) Housewives/OC Below Deck Real Housewives Tamra--Wedding Below Deck Paid Paid Paid Paid Tamra--Wedding (BRAVO) The Profit The Profit The Profit The Profit Twitter Rev. American Greed American Greed Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNBC) E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper The Cheshire Murders (S) (CC) Anderson Cooper The Cheshire Murders (S) (CC) Anderson Cooper The Cheshire Murders (S) (CC) EarlyStart New Day (N) (CNN) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast Tosh.0 Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud Fast N' Loud (N) Turn & Burn (CC) Fast N' Loud (S) Turn & Burn (CC) Fast N' Loud Fast N' Loud (S) Paid Paid Hang Paid Paid Paid Paid Hang (DISC) Jessie Liv-Mad. "Teen Beach Movie" (2013) Phineas Austin Jessie ANT Austin Good Good Shake ANT It Deck Deck Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas Phineas Jessie (DISN) Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea ›› "The Dilemma" (2011) Vince Vaughn. Chelsea Soup Total Divas Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) Coll. Football Live College Football Florida State at Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) 2013 U.S. Open Tennis Round of 16. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flush- Olbermann (N) Olbermann Baseball Tonight NASCAR NFL SportsCenter (N) College Football Northwestern at Mike & Mike (N) (ESPN2) ing, N.Y. (N) (Live) (Live) (N) (Live) (CC) Now (N) Presents (CC) California. (CC) (Live) (CC) Daily Mass The Journey Home Evange Rosary World Over Live The Women Daily Mass The Journey Home Holy Wd. The Ta Teresa Wisdom Rmb Je God B'kstage Faces Jordan Morality (EWTN) ››› "The Breakfast Club" (1985) ›› "Sixteen Candles" (1984) The 700 Club (S) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club (S) Paid Paid Prince Life J. Meyer Drenda (FAM) FOX Report With The O'Reilly Factor Hannity (N) On Record, Greta The O'Reilly Factor Hannity On Record, Greta The Five Red Eye (N) The O'Reilly Factor FOX and Friends FOX and Friends (FNC) Shepard Smith Van Susteren Van Susteren First (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) We Love Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Houston Astros. Twins Vikings FOX Sports Live Vikings Vikings Wolves Polaris Paid Paid Paid Sexy Paid Paid Paid Paid (FSN) "Just Go With It" › "Grown Ups" (2010) Adam Sandler. › "Grown Ups" (2010) Adam Sandler. ›› "Bringing Down the House" Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) The Golf Fix (N) PGA Tour Golf Deutsche Bank Championship, Final Round. Golf Central The Golf Fix Golf Central The Golf Fix Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central (GOLF) Program Program Program Program Program Program From the TPC Boston in Norton, Mass. Love It or List It Beach Beach Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Beach Beach Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Prof. (HGTV) Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. God, God, God, God, Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. God, God, God, God, Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) (5:00) "Obsessed" "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail" ›› "Madea's Family Reunion" (2006) "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail" (:02) ›› "Madea's Family Reunion" Larry Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) Star-Spangled EA Madden Show Still Standing IndyCar Racing Premier League English Premier League Soccer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (NBCSN) Sponge. Sponge. Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends (:45) Friends (CC) Friends Friends My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ›› "Broken Arrow" (1996) John Travolta. (S) Ways Ways Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Stargate Atlantis Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SYFY) Lucado Potters Behind Living Franklin Dupl'tis Night of Joy Osteen P. Stone Holy Creflo Behind Praise the Lord (CC) History Music Wom (TBN) Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Kevin Hart; The Of- Conan Kevin Hart; The Of- ›› "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" Married Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) (CC) (CC) Guy (S) Guy (S) Guy (S) Chris Kluwe; Eve. fice (CC) Chris Kluwe; Eve. fice (CC) (2003, Action) Cameron Diaz. (CC) "Burden- Werner H An Edison Album (N) Lumiere The Story of Film: Trip to Falling Canned ›› "The Squaw Man" (1914) ›››› "The Birth of a Nation" (1915, Drama) Lillian Gish, Mae (:15) ››› "Orphans of the Storm" (TCM) Dream" Leaves Harmony Dustin Farnum. An Odyssey (N) Marsh. Silent. D.W. Griffith's Civil War silent classic. (1922) Lillian Gish, Dorothy Gish. Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Bates Family (TLC) Castle "Linchpin" Castle (S) (CC) Rizzoli & Isles Castle (S) (CC) Castle "Kill Shot" CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Perception (CC) The Closer (CC) Southland (CC) Angel "City Of" (S) Smallville "Truth" (TNT) Regular Adven Regular MAD King/Hill King/Hill Burgers Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Aqua Squid Burgers Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken China, IL Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Jerry Scooby (TOON) Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Hotel Impossible Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Hotel Impossible Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Paid Mom Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Safe Safe Lizard Worked Worked Lizard Lizard Lizard Safe Safe Lizard Worked Worked Worked Worked Worked Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) Cleve- Cleve- Cleve- Cleve- RayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of King of Cleve- Cleve- Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby '70s Nopalea Paid (TVLAND) land land land land mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens Queens land land Show Show Show Show Show Show Show with Program NCIS: Los Angeles WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) Summer (:10) Royal Pains (12:11) House "Skin (:11) › "Pistol Whipped" (2008) Steven Law & Order: Law & Order: Law & Order: Spe(USA) "Bounty" (S) Camp (CC) "Open Invitation" Deep" (CC) Seagal, Lance Henriksen. (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) cial Victims Unit America's Funniest Home Videos (S) Funny Videos News at Nine Funny Videos Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Sunny Fturama Death Chris Chris Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS Beyoncé: Life Is but ›› "Horrible Bosses" (2011) (:45) ›› "In Time" (2011, Science Fiction) Hard Knocks: Train- (:40) ››› "The Sessions" (2012) John (:20) ›› "Pushing Tin" (1999, Comedy- (:25) › "How High" (2001) ›› "Splitting (HBO) ing Camp a Dream (CC) Jason Bateman. (S) 'R' Justin Timberlake. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Hawkes. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) Drama) John Cusack. (S) 'R' (CC) Method Man. 'R' (CC) Heirs" (1993) (CC) (5:15) ›› "Con Air" (:15) ›› "The Lucky One" (2012, Drama) ›› "Jawbreaker" (1999) Rose Strike Back (S) (:20) Life Life on (:20) Life (12:50) ›› "Mulholland Falls" (:40) "Elliot Loves" (2012) (:15) ›› "The Closer You Get" (2000) Ian (MAX) on Top Top (S) on Top (1996) Nick Nolte. 'R' (1997) 'R' (CC) Zac Efron. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) McGowan. (S) 'R' (CC) (CC) Elena Goode. 'NR' (CC) Hart. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Dexter (S) (CC) ›› "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn ›› "Lawless" (2012, Crime Drama) Shia All Ac- ›› "Saw" (2004, Horror) Cary Web (:45) ›› "Scream 4" (2011, Horror) Neve Polyamo- (:15) ›› "The Woman in the "Die" (SHOW) cess Therapy Campbell. (S) 'R' (CC) ry Mr. Part 1" (2011) Kristen Stewart. LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) 'R' (CC) Elwes. (S) 'R' (CC) Fifth" (2011) (S) 'R' (CC) (5:45) ›› "Agent Cody › "Spy Kids: All the Time in ››› "Source Code" (2011) (:35) › "Halloween: Resurrec- (12:05) › "Def Jam's How to (:40) ›› "Brüno" (2009) (:05) ››› "Goon" (2011) (:40) ›› "The Prince & Me" (TMC) Banks" (2003) Frankie Muniz. the World" (2011) (S) 'PG' Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) tion" (2002) (S) 'R' (CC) Be a Player" (1997) (S) 'R' Sacha Baron Cohen. 'R' (CC) Seann William Scott. 'R' (CC) (2004) Julia Stiles. 'PG' 12 – SEPTEMBER 1 - 7, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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