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SATURDAY EVENING AUGUST 31, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS This Old This Old KTCA House House News Paid KSTP Program News Wheel of KCCO Fortune Ask This This Old WDSE Old H'se House Almanac KAWE Antiques RoadDoc Martin "Old ››› "The Sand Pebbles" (1966) Steve McQueen. Politics and Austin City Limits Antiques RoadDoc Martin "Old ››› "The Sand Pebbles" (1966) Steve McQueen. Politics and show "Billings" Dogs" (S) (CC) the tide hold a U.S. gunboat in 1926 China. "Wilco" (S) (CC) show "Billings" Dogs" (S) (CC) the tide hold a U.S. gunboat in 1926 China. College Football Georgia at Clemson. (N) (S Live) (CC) News (:05) Castle "The (12:05) Private (:05) ›› "Accidents Happen" (2009) (:05) Entertainers: HollyMissing Paid Paid With Byron Allen wood Program Program Final Nail" (CC) Practice (S) (CC) Geena Davis, Harrison Gilbertson. (N) Mike & Two and 48 Hours (S) (CC) 48 Hours (S) (CC) News Storm Life to (:35) CSI: Miami (:35) Criminal (:35) Leverage "The (:35) Cold Case An News Paid Made in Paid Life to Stories the Max "Hell Night" (CC) Program America Program the Max Molly (S) Half Men Minds (S) (CC) Ice Man Job" officer is murdered. The Lawrence Welk Antiques RoadRed Red Austin City Limits ›› "Broadway Limited" Album (Off Air) Show Green Green (S) (CC) show "Billings" (1941) Victor McLaglen. (S) As Time Steves' Red Red "Side by Side: Alaska Statehood Austin City Limits NOVA (S) (CC) NOVA Army tanker POV Family evolves in a Pales- Fort Washing- Charlie Sid the WordGoes By Europe Green Green Digital Cinema" Niagara ton Rose Science World (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (DVS) truck. (S) tinian village. (S) (CC) TMZ (N) (S) (CC) Cops Cops Bones "The Tiger in FOX at 9 Sports Axe Cop Axe Cop Sleepy ›› "Troop Beverly Hills" (1989, Com- Paid FOX at 9 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid KMSP Prime. (CC) Hollow edy) Shelley Long, Craig T. 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(CC) Wrestling (CC) The Closer "Identity Burn Notice Burn Notice "Turn Law & Order "Patsy" 30 Rock 30 Rock RayFutura- Futura- Fantasy Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Cops (S) Paid Whacked Paid Paid WFTC mond Program Out Program Program Theft" (CC) "Breach of Faith" and Burn" (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) (CC) ma (S) ma (S) Victory Program Program Program Program Program (CC) Monk "Mr. Monk Is Monk "Mr. Monk Monk Serial-killer Monk "Mr. Monk Is Monk "Mr Monk and Monk Monk's half- Monk Natalie helps Monk (S) (CC) Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid World to KPXM Program Program Program Come Underwater" (S) Falls in Love" (S) case. (S) (CC) Hypnotized" (S) the Miracle" brother. (S) (CC) a thief steal a bike. CABLE CHANNELS Storage Storage ››› "The Bourne Identity" (2002, Suspense) Matt To Be Announced (:01) ››› "The Bourne Identity" (2002, Suspense) To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Wars Wars Program Program Program Program Program Program Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper. (CC) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. (CC) (4:00) Lonesome Dove Jake's involveHell on Wheels Hell on Wheels ››› "The Departed" (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Hell on Wheels CSI: Miami "Burned" CSI: Miami "Kill Three Mad Men (CC) (AMC) Stooges ment with the Suggs gang. (CC) "Searchers" (N) "Searchers" (CC) Damon. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. (CC) "Searchers" (CC) (CC) Switch" (S) (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! 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(2005) Deck Deck Fish Phineas Gaspard Little (DISN) Total Divas ›› "Eat Pray Love" (2010) Julia Roberts, James Franco. Chelsea Soup Total Divas Total Divas Kardashian Music Awards Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) College Football Score College Football LSU vs. Texas Christian. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Football Final College Football SportsCenter (ESPN) Count- NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:Great Clips-Grit Chips 300. College Football Northwestern at California. (N) (Live) College Football Super SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) College Football (ESPN2) down Bowl From Atlanta Motor Speedway in Hampton, Ga. (N) Final (N) (CC) (CC) Final (CC) Family Celebration Paul VI (Part 2 of 2) Rosary Living Right Campus The Daily Mass Mary Savoring Intercessor St. Luke Lectio EWTN Live The Living Angelus Luke (EWTN) Legally ››› "Pretty Woman" (1990) Richard Gere. ›› "17 Again" (2009) Zac Efron. ›› "Can't Buy Me Love" (1987) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Prince Mass (FAM) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Journal FOX Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large FOX and Friends (FNC) Editorial News Jeanine Jeanine Jeanine (N) (N) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Sunday (N) Polaris Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers. (N) (Live) Twins Vikings World Poker Tour MLB Baseball: Twins at Rangers College Football Nicholls State at Oregon. West-Customs (FSN) "Live Free-Die" ›› "The A-Team" (2010, Action) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Two Two Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Two Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Safe- PGA Tour Golf Champions: Shaw Charity PGA Tour Golf Deutsche Bank Championship, Second Round. Golf 19th Hole PGA Tour Golf Champions: Shaw Charity Paid Paid Paid 19th Hole Golf (GOLF) Central (N) Program Program Program Central way Classic, Third Round. (N) Classic, Second Round. From the TPC Boston in Norton, Mass. Classic, Second Round. Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid (HIST) "Sexting Suburb" "Social Nightmare" (2013) Premiere. "Walking the Halls" (2012, Drama) (CC) (:02) "Social Nightmare" (2013) (CC) (:02) "Walking the Halls" (2012) (CC) Chris Chris Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) Post MLS 36 MLS Soccer D.C. United at New York Red Bulls. MLS 36 English Premier League Soccer World Series of Fighting 4 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fishing WildLi Hunter (NBCSN) (5:00) "Swindle" Sam & Haunted Marvin Big Time See Dad Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George George George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ››› "Men in Black" (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. › "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) "30 Days of Night: Dark Days" (2010) ›› "Blade II" (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) "Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream" "Freddy's Dead: the Final Nightmare" (:31) › "Dracula 2000" (2000) (CC) Zone Paid Paid (SYFY) Precious Memories In Touch Hour of Power Graham Classic Not a Travel ›› "Generation Gap" History Oak Virtual Christian Stranger Lindsey Gospel Billy Graham Holy Bible (TBN) Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang ›› "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" (2007, Action) › "10,000 B.C." (2008, Adventure) Steven › "The Tuxedo" (2002, Comedy) Jackie Married Married (TBS) Guy (S) Guy (S) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. (CC) Strait, Camilla Belle. (CC) Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt. (CC) (4:00) ›››› "My ››› "Anna and the King of Siam" (1946, Drama) ›› "Sidewalks of London" ››› "The Foxes of Harrow" (1947, (:15) ››› "The Rake's Progress" (1945) (:15) ›› "The Long Dark Hall" (1951, ››› "Tarzan, the (TCM) Fair Lady" Ape Man" Irene Dunne, Rex Harrison. (CC) (1938) Charles Laughton. Drama) Rex Harrison. Premiere. Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer. Drama) Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer. Who Do You Breaking: LA Breaking: LA Breaking: LA Breaking: LA Breaking: LA Breaking: LA Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TLC) (4:45) ›› "Red" ››› "Ocean's Eleven" (2001) George Clooney. ››› "Catch Me if You Can" (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. ››› "The Sum of All Fears" (2002) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TNT) › "The Smurfs" (2011) Hank Azaria. King/Hill Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Cleve Boon Movie IGPX TBA Big O Fullmetal Cowboy Inuyasha Inuyasha Looney Looney (TOON) Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) Wipeout (S) (CC) To Be Announced Wipeout (S) (CC) To Be Announced Most Shocking To Be Announced To Be Announced World's Dumbest... 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An aspiring All Ac- Katt Williams: All Ac- Ray Donovan "Road Dexter (S) (CC) Polyamo- ›› "The Ninth Gate" (1999, Suspense) (:45) ›› "Daylight" (1996, Action) "Stake(SHOW) Rev." ry Mr. writer captures the experiences of black women. cess (N) Kattpacalypse (CC) cess Trip" Johnny Depp, Lena Olin. (S) 'R' Sylvester Stallone. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) out" 'R' ››› "Do the Right Thing" (1989, Drama) › "Hide and Seek" (2000, (:40) ›› "Hobo With a Shot- (:10) › "Hide and Seek" (2000, Sus›› "Hobo With a Shotgun" ››› "The Big Lebowski" (1998, Com- ›› "The Wood" (1999, Drama) (TMC) Danny Aiello, Ossie Davis. 'R' Suspense) Daryl Hannah. 'R' gun" (2011, Action) 'NR' pense) Daryl Hannah, Jennifer Tilly. 'R' (2011) Rutger Hauer. 'NR' edy) Jeff Bridges. 'R' Omar Epps. 'R' 18 – AUGUST 25 - 31, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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